My boss just called me and told me that I have to move to Japan.
She also told me that I'm being promoted, my salary will be more than doubled and I'll receive 20k to cover moving expenses.
>the guy I'm replacing died of a heart attack three hours ago
>moving me to Japan is an emergency
>I don't speak Japanese
I don't know jack shit about Japan. All I know is that I have to report to an office building in Nagoya, Aichi by 9:00am Tuesday.
What do?
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Don't do it. Unless you're a weaboo you probably won't like living in Japan.
At least make your story slightly believable.
Huh?
chances are you might die of a heart attack from overworking in near future. godspeed my friend
Welcome to our hell!
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>it's you
heart attack or bullet
that is a question
>I don't speak japanese.
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
white/brown/black/yellow pig go home
Why so hostile?
>I don't speak Japanese
I've heard that it is really easy for an American to get a girlfriend over there.
You'll be speaking Japanese in no time.
go to shinjuku. waves american passport in air. see a line of girls form in front of you. take yo pick
All you have to do is appreciate the heaven sent luck.
You will be paid more and live in a better country. What more would you ask?
Nagoya is a bit colourless but still more comfortable and convenient than most western cities.
>I've heard that it is really easy for an American to get a girlfriend over there
that might be why the guy's sweat death by heart attack.
>live in a better country
Is it though? I've heard that Japanese culture is stifling and oppressive, a swamp in which nothing will grow, which is why it has such a high suicide rate.
Have you lived outside of Japan?
>Nagoya, Aichi
You'll spend at least $40,000 a year in rent for a walk in closet and a sleeping bag.
>high suicide rate
we should kill myself cuz we never got shot
thats life
Would you repeat that in Engrish prease?
sori i donto knou engrish desu
>israel
(¯―¯٥)
I lived in SF, HK and Hamburg
I don't get it. Referring to where he is from has nothing to do with this subject. Prove us your remark isn't based on hearsay and bs Japanese media has told you.
Living in Japan as a tall westerner is not very fun
Op here
I'm 6'3'' tall and 250lbs
You will have a bad time. People will stare at you like you are a Kaiju, shopping will be hard, fitting into public spaces (chairs, ceilings, etc) will be tough.
The pay better be worth it.
>The pay better be worth it.
I have no way of determining that. I don't know what my cost of living will be.
My salary will be $172k
Ignore this guy. Japanese women will worship you.
Hi, can I be your bitch?
> $172k
Jesus Christ. It's god damn high. Any women would spread their beavers to you. Believe me.
>$172k
gimme the chocolate
what's your career?
that sounds like a fucking steal and you wouldn't even need to live their long.
you're pretty much joining the elite professional expat community IE the club that drinks fine bourbon and excludes filthy english teachers.
Stop acting like peasants.
sorry we don't like fat person.
What year is this pol of?
Have you ever lived abroad?
If not, give it a go.
Japan is a nice country to live.
Is your work routine stipulated in some sort of contract?
They are doubling your salary but probably increasing your workload or some shit too, the extra payment is to lure you into this trap.
This will destroy your physical and mental health, make absolutely sure you won't have to overwork yourself to death before going. Even get a paycut if needed, in order to keep working hours manageable.
Especially being a 250lbs lardass, you'd better not push it.
I'm a marketing manager with a background in java development. I have a masters degree.
calm down and go along with the burger
t.netouyo horuhoru
I don't know what year exactly but it's pretty recent.
One of 7 people living in Chiyoda ward makes $150k a year.
You won't be living like a king with $172k, but you can maintain a fancy lifestyle especially when your company pays for accommodation.
>masters degree
are you master of jav?
Do you have a family to support?
no, marketing
no. I've never been married and I have no children.
>marketing
ahh ok marketing of jav
Learn Japanese on Duolingo.
I know. But still, people with income over 15,000,000yen are very small minority among the whole population. Also these are the wealthiest areas of the whole country. Lots of people pay respect to people with such a high income. If you feel ashamed of it, it's your freedom. But that's how things go here actually.
then what is your concern?
Living expenses are significantly low in Tokyo when it's compared to other major cities in the US or Europe.
You can save lots of money living in Tokyo.
You can choose to actively mingle with locals or limit your interaction with American expats only.
I know lots of expats living in Japan for years without speaking Japanese at all.
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that sounds pretty good.
trying to learn CS independently myself from a life science background, did you get the job with no CS school experience/certs?
Don't do it, it's too much of a culture change and you will seriously be depressed every day, especially working in corporate
yeah. but with the annual income of 15000k, he can choose who he interacts with.
It's bad to be poor in any foreign country.
He's an inter-company transferee.
Working hours will be pretty much American.
I taught myself computer programming in high school. Worked as a computer programmer to pay my way through college. I graduated without student loan debt.
I hate computer programming. It's boring.
I bet you're a nigger or mexican or asian. Companies never give these types of positions to white men these days
How old are you?
Adjusting to a foreign culture is a lot easier while you are young.
It could be your last chance to actually enjoy living in an exotic country.
>It's boring
job is boring unless you have a god talent
Kek. How come no one ever told me Japanese anons were so funny.
>Aichi
It's a Tokyota prefecture.
It's pretty well developed.
Go.
>Companies never give these types of positions to white men these days
what the fack poor whity
>funny
we aren't trying to be
>this is a true story
fuck off.
sounds pretty good
you would take the offer if you were him, right?
Why so hostile?
>tfw Japs can't shart in the mart due to being stuck in the oppression swamp
>fine bourbon
confirmed for prole
>no option to learn nippon on duolingo
why do they offer only shit and meme languages on that site?
Why wouldn't this be a true story?
They don't have high paying jobs in Europe land
Which city in the US are you from?
no one knows
ask duolingo
He's a weaboo and Op is basically getting his life's dream and he's jealous.
Atlanta, Georgia
There isn't nearly enough black people as you're used too.
Help us set up a casino.
Yeah wtf is with Japan. What's all this Pachinko shit I saw when I was over there.
You're thinking of Atlantic City, New Jersey. Atlanta, Georgia is a different city and I don't believe gambling is allowed there.
They are dying. Regulation is getting tighter.
The government wants to set up casinos for Olympics.
(/ω＼)
Honestly, I have no problem with that.
...
I want your life
>My boss just called me and told me that I have to move to Japan.
Good luck gaijin
WHITTU PIGGU GO HOME!!
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Same, my life is great but I still want to kill myself over something like this
If I were you I would leave asap and never go back to the USA again.
A country without niggers or most of the degenerate western culture.
Only thing as others said are the working hours.