Going to Thailand to fuck hookers thread

Going to Thailand to fuck hookers thread.

Get jelly m8s, I've read enough about Thailand to know what's going on there and I want in. I already bought my ticket there. I plan on bringing $1500 usd with me. How many hookers do you think I can get with that much for 4 weeks in Thailand? Also general hooker thread for those that want it.

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You can get a night for around $100, and they'll do absolutely anything. Anything.

I too am thinking of going. What are the costs, where's the best place to go?

post pics when your dick starts rotting off from all the AIDS

From what i've been reading and what i've been told I can get a girl for about 2500 baht which is about $75. I was told to never spend more that 2500 baht per girl. I am excited though.

>inb4 std/sti
I plan on wearing condoms during.

>being a predatory white loser
gross.I hope you get drugged and left in a ditch

Never spend more than $75 per girl. The places you want to go are Pattaya, Bangkok, Chiang Mai, and Phuket

Post updates when you get robbed by ninjas. I don't want to hear about your rape, keep that shit to yourself.

>predatory white loser

Americans literally think sex is rape in all situations.

god your people are a circus

Pro here. Lived in the kingdom for a year. Patong and Pattaya are the places to be. Consider Chaweng as well. And of course bangkok is fucking full of em. $100/night is way more than you'll need. The cheapest that youll be willing to fuck will be around 500 baht or $15.. but you can get some fucking beautiful ones for 1000 baht... all night treatment will be 2000-3000 baht prolly... if ur up for it, try out a ladyboy.. its fucking weird

Right. What about general prices to said places? What's the normal cost to go and stay at these places and get pussy every day for a week?

how drunk were you for your first lady boy? Or did they strip, and you just told yourself, "well I already paid, might well ride this one out"?

If you live on the east coast and travel during the low season then your plain ticket will be about $700 round trip. On prices per girl the most expensive area is Phuket. Cheapest is Chiant Mai and middle ground seems to be Bangkok and Pattaya. This also seems to be the case for the hotels/hostels. If you go during high season everything is doubled price wise. I'm staying in a hotel on pattaya for $230 for the entire week. I've never paid more than 2500 baht for a girl in any of the cities and neither should you. Have fun when you go, don't be a dick to the locals, wear a condom and you'll be fine. Don't listen to the trolls, they never leave the basement for a reason.

Checked on those double dubs dude. Thank you very much. I know condoms are a must otherwie I'll get super ghonorea or something. Any of them I could look for where I probably wouldn't need one? I wanna bust a nut in a few of them and leave them or something.

Have fun getting robbed or stabbed or both.

Another user considering a trip there. I've heard that you have to choose a hotel that allows "guests" if you want to bring hookers back. Does this mean I have to stay at a dump or do nice hotels look the other way as well?

Also, would I better off doing AirBNB?

You just gotta get real close to one, pay to fuck her a few times while using a condom, then convince her that u want her to be your girlfriend and that youre gonna take her home with you, and then tell her that you need her to get tested before.. and then go to the doc with her and check to make sure she's clean. Nut in her pussy and fly home

Same user with more advice. Bring your own condoms, Thailand has tiny ass condoms. This isn't a big dick joke, the just have small condoms and if you buy them you'll feel like a tiny man in a rain coat is trying to strangle your penoir. Don't buy street walkers just go for the bar girls, they get std/sti check ups every other month so they're the safest. I wouldn't do the lady boy thing since they're the ones that cause over 50% of the std/sti spread, no joke. Again have fun and to find them just go to literally, and I mean literally any bar in Pattaya, Bangkok, or Phuket. It's slightly harder in Chiang Rai. Other travel anons can attest to this standard.

You've literally never been to Thailand.

(Bring her home to Canada, Americans do not need more hate)

That's a great idea. You my friend are a genius. I'm wanna be like Genghis Khan. Thanks for all the info. I'm gonna start planning my trip. Gonna go be a pussy slayer for a bit. Might actually bring one home. Gonna get a few randos pregnant first though. Make sure they don't get too many looks at me.

Guest friendly is what you're looking for and most of them are but there are plenty of online sites that tell you if the hotel is guest friendly or not. I'm assuming your American since you're asking so trust me when I say it's a lot more accepted In Thailand than in the u.s. For some reason the U.S. demonizes sex. Never really understood it myself.

i've been living in thailand for 11 years

can you just shut the fuck up already like you're hot shit??

I've never been to Thailand, but most countries do not have the hang ups about abortions that Americans do and it's a simple procedure.

Any recommended hotels for Pattaya. I'd like a nice one, and money's not really an issue.

Male feminist rapist detected

I'm literally asking questions, in what way am I acting like "hot shit"?

Are you saying he's a male feminist who rapes, a male who rapes feminists or a person who rapes male feminists?

Condoms in thailand are pretty standard, definitely seen trojan magnum type shit over there... dont bring ur own. Buy there

I'm going to be a little lazy on this one and just post this

bangkoknightlifehotels.com/nana-hotels.html

this site is pretty useful for me when I book hotels.

Guest friendly = hookers stay for free in you room.

I am not a feminist, but I am a dude. Abortions are a great thing.

Nah man, I thought they were tiny as shit and it's bee the same for all my mates that go with me. I don't know what it is but Thailand has tiny ass condoms, seriously bring your own unless you want a midget in a rain coat strangling your part.

Yup. Works like a charm. Also, download the app Badoo once your there... when i was there it was way bigger than tinder.. and there's the added bonus that you dont have to pay... tho some whores advertise on badoo

>pro life user

Here's a haiku for you

>baby murderer
>you dance on unborn corpses
>pro-choice loving cunt

We get it, you're a rapist AND a murderer. You might as well be a nigger.

Enjoy your aids.

Are the cabs there cheap? What's the best way to get around? Public transportation?

Alright.. maybe my dick is Thai sized

Grabtaxi or uber

Lol, one I am not the one paying for sex... there's nothing wrong with that but I am not the OP.

Two I've never had a girl get pregnant, but I have used plan B.

Three you're a probably a neckbeard who was lucky to not get aborted.

My parents had me in a financially stable marriage like responsible people. Holy fuck you people are losers.

$30 per fuck. $50 per night + expenses (hotel, food, tips, etc).

If you pay more than that you're doing it wrong.

Source: Me. I live in Thailand.

paying to fuck used loose pussy lul.

And the virgin steps out into the light of the computer screen...

Cool story, murdering rapist nigger

Virgin who thinks pussies get stretched out from fucking and has zero understanding of anatomy detected

They are extremely xenophobic there and it's one of the most dangerous places for tourists. They get murdered all the time and the police don't give a shit. Here's some proof. Take note on how many of these tourists commit "suicide" by jumping off the balcony. I bet some hooker is texting some dude the room number of the hotel and bam, you're fucked.

bestgore.com/?s=thailand tourist

I'm sorry not everyone was raised in a trailer park. Anyways, any non-moron thai girl will just get an abortion. Impregnanting one is a fantasy but whatever gets the OP off.

Thailand isn't that cheap...$1500 will get you a few dozen blowjobs from ugly homeless prositutes while you stay in a shack and eat shitty street food that will give you the runs. For 4 weeks you need at least 3x times that, 5x would be better.

KEK, imagine being such a beta weakling that a 100 lb Thai faggot can throw you off a balcony

Fag

How do I find ladyboys?

Yuppie detected

Few more tips...

Only take a taxi that runs a meter, the other will cheat or over charge you.
ALWAYS use a condom. A lot of girls get tested but you never know.
Use a service like Agoda to find a good cheap hotel/room. This will save you a lot and make your $$ last longer.
Don't 'shop around' for the right girl to fuck; find one you like and fuck her! I've seen it too many times where people get all hung up on finding the 'right hooker'.. just fuck em.
Stay away from Phuket. It's a family resort city.
Stay away from Bangkok. It's overly crowded and the selection sucks.
Goto Pattaya and have a great time!

Step off the plane

Or maybe it's a few guys with guns and knives. But im sure you're the man and will take them all on at once.

Lol you're so wrong...

Okay, I've never been with a prostitute nor to thailand, but last time i was in Seattle, USA at a strip club, a stripper... a hot stripper was willing for $150.

Cool story, betapussyfaggot

Butt they probably aren't just walking with bulges in their pants. So...

Not OP, but I was fresh off the plane in BK and in my second bar when an LB approached me.

At first I thought he was a she. Soft voice, long hair, pretty damn hot, round bubble ass.

Immediately said 200bt for a quick fuck in the loo.

Didn't notice the twig and berries until I was already balls deep in his ass.

Just said f it and busted a nut.

DAMN OP!
Hope you get a great find like that... But gotta ROLLLL!

Spoken by an user who has never been to Asia.

If you mean US$1500 for everything including hotel,food,taxi and hookers, that is not enough for 4 weeks.If that is your cum slut budget, you should be OK. BUT, that assumes you don't fall for any of the many scams in Asia.

Do your homework first. You can have a great time, or a horrible nightmare. Get smart, don't be stupid.

Most of them tuck

the real world doesn't work like some kung fu movie you've seen stupid kid.

Lmao watch out guys, we got ourselves a real internet badass here.

So the two options that exist are that the world is a kung fu movie or get merced by little twinks? You're a supreme faglord. Go wash your fedora.

KEK, meanwhile you're a NEET autist who is afraid of Verne Troyer picking you up and throwing you over a balcony? Grow a pair, Reddit.

You can tell. It may take you a week or so but you'll develop an eye and an ear for it

So how does a knife or a gun give them the strength to lift a Western adult male? They use them as a lever?

Cabs are free if you take them to a nightclub in Bangkok. The club pays them

Sometimes they dont though and there is clearly some balls or something poking out of their short shorts.... actually i only saw that once

i gots some good thai ass righ here. who want ?
i give sauce link to all if sumwhun look me up a linkedin profile an paste info or profile pic.

dis scene make u cum for weeks !

Nana Plaza

But pretty much anywhere. There are almost as many lbs in some areas as actual women, and 9 times out of 10 they look better until you get really close.

They have bars for them, but many will be roaming the streets. If you see a solitary hot girl walking anywhere in a red light area, it'll be an lb almost every time.

They're usually a lot cheaper than a girl of the same general quality. They also have fewer tats, no stretch marks from shitting out a couple kids and and better overall hygeine.

Of course, there is the dick.

Yeah you can actually get the cabs to pay you to take you to the club, but itll take time figure that one out

Meet up with my old gf. 20 yro. Has dick

You mean "boy friend" user. It's a dude...

1/2 of one. But if you pack well, you can probably get that 1/2 in your suitcase.

Most of the hotels have a deal with a local cab or tuk tuk driver. They'll be your best friend, but beware tipping. Some drivers think the far + tip is what the fare will be the next time you use them.
My advice is to find a driver you like, make a deal with him to be your taxi for your entire stay, and tip at the very end.

Why the fuck would you want to impregnate any of them. Jesus christ, as if you weren't retardet enough, you want to spread your genes...

So reading through this crap, most of these deaths were either accidents or just middle age fuckfaces in a drunken drugfueled rage picking fights with locals.
Stay out of trouble with locals and you should be fine.
They do gang up on you.

Any good ladyboy hooker porn? Also how do you know which bars?

Oh yeah, i forgot

Don't hold the door open with your foot.. also aloooot of hookers.. watch out for lady boys.

Condoms can break bro! Also there are a lot of STDs that will still get you, even when wearing a condom!

Take my honest opinion, I've been there last year for three months: you really don't wanna fuck hookers in Thailand!!! You just don't! It's not worth it.

Wear some nice clothes and don't be fat and ugly - and it's free.

Go to normal bars and they will come to you.

One night you'll be fucking a nurse or accountant, the next it'll be a sponsor girl who goes out for fun, then maybe another time you'll be lucky and get a uni girl.

Can confirm lived here for 10 years and NEVER bought a girl out of a bar or paid for anything other than a taxi for them the next day after breakfast.

>don't listen to 50% of the loser faggots on here giving you advice.

Also if you do want to pay go to an 'independent' bar where girls are allowed to solicit, the prettiest and the newest girls are independent and will be anytwhere from 500-1,500 B ( but if you're a nice guy who dresses well, smells good and works out, you're probably in the 'for-free catagory). The ropiest girls work in the bars and gogos.

What STDs can you get from a broken condom while fucking a woman that aren't cureable? You'd have to fuck 7,000 AIDS women raw to get AIDS once. The only incurable STD out there aside from that is herpes. Chill out.

This guy know which question needs to be askin.

>not going to thailand to live like a king in a mansion with a private cook and maid for $400 cad..

>not going to thailand to learn/watch/gamble on kickboxing..

>not going to thailand to try out the sweet ass food like sticky mango rice, etc..

>not going to thailand to see the crystal clear beaches and palm trees..

>not going to thailand to get sak yant tattoo from a monk..

>not going to thailand to see and pet and hangout with real life tigers and monkeys..

>not going to thailand to check out the see inspiring and almost "mystical" feeling temples they have..

OP I gotta say it..you're a basic ass sex tourist...

Lots of bitchin stuff to go see besides literal goddamn hookers,
Ffs you can get laid for free by tinder and pof and shit anywhere, why pay a shutting of money just to fly over for hookers?
This is one of the most literal autistic ideas I've ever heard of..

youtu.be/f8C4b-FFYlY

>JELLY
>paying for sex ..
>huge chance to get HIV

come on buddy anything but jelly xD

1500

THIS

like an user already said, tinder.. that shit is ridiculous there, im a sandnigger and they went crazy for my "light" skin

I'd fuck him

>huge chance to get HIV

A heterosexual man with a huge chance for HIV? Gonna need some proofs, liar

get a gf there, fuck for free

Is it free? really?

Sounds like u never stretched a pussy out you tiny dick virgin cunt.

depends of how much you want to put in... right words might be enough and words are very cheap

Men have Adam's apple you retard