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大英帝国万歳

いつになったら日本帝国に戻りますか?

ミクさんの足

英くん、乙です

peru? are you here peru? i am WORRIED peru, very very WORRIED, PLEASE peru update me on your status to alleviate my WORRY

peru?

あと1ヶ月くらいで梅雨だね
明日は暑いよ

ww-IIIの時かな

というか前スレ、荒らしのレス消えて260になっちまった

じゃあおやすみなさい、じゃないちゃん。またね。

おやすみ

大日本帝国の国旗ってカッコいいよなぁ
なんで変えちゃったんだろう
別に国旗変えんでも良かったのに

>大日本帝国の国旗
>別に国旗変えんでも良かったのに
>日本人エヂュケーション
今と昔変わっていないよ

そりゃおもしろい

いやイギリスの方がかっこいい

なんで知ってるんだよそんな事・・・
詳しいなぁ

そのユニオンジャックも見れなくなるかもな

Check em'

...

I want to go back in time to shitpost on 2channel in 1999.

ニコ生を監視する仕事

君の家には部屋がありますか?
君は誰と住んでいますか?

私の家には部屋3つがあります
家族と住んでいます

>部屋が3つあります

一つは保存用、二つ目は使う用で三つめが布教用ですか?

Why are japanese so racist?

【自転車操業】
《自転車は走るのをやめれば倒れてしまうところから》資金の借り入れと返済を繰り返しながらかろうじて操業を続けること。また、そのような経営状態。

youtube.com/watch?v=0c5ejRMx_5E
韓国人が人種差別されました

youtube.com/channel/UCfV2ZqIJge1gwzQLEcX938A

日本人はレイシスト。
慰安婦のおばあさんを性奴隷にした。
認めるもしない。
申し訳ない気持ちがない。

日本でフィリピンのハーフに産まれなくてよかった

レイシスト

日本でレイシストに産まれなくてよかった

日本人は地球上で一番最悪な民族である
恥を知れ、日本人
慰安婦のおばあさんたちに謝罪しろ

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/01/japan-sends-biggest-warship-pacific-north-korea-bolsters-nuclear/

I have decided that I will come to Japan, experience the country, sleep in the streets, and ultimately kill myself before my 3 month tourist visa expires.

>なぜ3年も待って12話しか出ない?
24話やると政治のつまらない所でおわるから3期ができなくなる
3期は24話やると思うよ

マイケル・ヨンのフェイスブック読んで本当のことを勉強しなさい
慰安婦がもし強制連行されてたとしたら当時の朝鮮の男たちが蜂起しなかったはずがないがそんな記録はない
100%韓国の大ウソ

What's the majority of students who take English classes in Japan?
Primary school? High School? University?

youtube.com/watch?v=0c5ejRMx_5E
日本人はなぜ東洋人同士が嫌いなの?

we hate korean and chinase

キム君 日本は謝罪も賠償もしたよね
ところでキム君、韓国は未だにベトナム戦争と朝鮮戦争の慰安婦に対して謝罪も賠償もしてないよね。

女性の人権を語るならその前に自分たちの尻を拭けよ

あなた日本語下手くそですよ キム君
あなた達韓国人は、より沢山戦争で慰安婦を奴隷にしてましたよね。
早くその被害者達に謝罪と弁償をしてあげて下さい。

youtube.com/watch?v=0G_gbjKRMQI
なぜ差別する場合しか英語できないw

Make sure you die in the correct recycling bin.

>東洋人同士が嫌い
ウソで日本を貶める民族が嫌いなだけだよ
中国、韓国、北朝鮮の特定アジア3バカ兄弟だね
差別はまた別の話でもちろんいけないが
台湾やインドネシアやマレーシアやタイ、ベトナム、ミャンマー、ブルネイとか好きなアジアの国はいっぱいあるよ
3バカ兄弟が異常なだけ

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英語のニュアンスは分からないけど、日本人は韓国人を差別してるのじゃないんですよ。
ただ韓国人が嫌いなだけ。
何故なら、国全体で嘘ばかりついて日本を貶める事ばかりするから。

差別ならイギリスのほうがよっぽどひどいだろww

ネトウヨたち

反日は中国や韓国に浸透してるイデオロギーだからなぁ…(特に韓国)。でも国としては嫌いでも個人として中国人や韓国人を嫌悪してる人は日本人のマジョリティではないと思うよネットじゃ中国韓国嫌いの日本人の声がデカいから勘違いされやすいんだろうけど。

正論が返ってきてイギリス旗沈黙www

我々無邪気です

我々ジャパニーズピーポーは謝るべきです
差別主義は悪いのです
慰安婦のおばさんたちの足を嗅ぎたいのです
申し訳ございません
反省します

Does anyone else get annoyed when English is used in Japanese content?

yes especially in songs.

日本人は偽りの歴史教育を受ける。
日本人は土下座して謝罪をしろ。
野蛮な民族!!
韓国は日本人に関心が無くなのに^^;
ネトウヨストーカー

depends
when i use an E-J dictionary to look up a word only to find out that it's an english word in katakana really rustles my jimmies
especially when i find there's a word written in both kanji and katakana, and the one in katakana is the most commonly used

why don't you South Korean appologize to comfort women in vietnam war and korean war?
why do you South Korean try to hide your awful war crime that Sk killed over 1,000,000 koreans ?

this is one of them
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodo_League_massacre

>偽りの歴史教育を受ける
日本人は教科書やメディアを鵜呑みにしないで自分で読書して歴史を勉強するからね
朝鮮人とは違うんだよ

How good are most Japanese with English? Like how "fluent" are they?

They're decent at understanding it, but they can't produce for shit.

As fluent as you can be if you only memorise vocabulary and never actually use the language

>日本人は教科書やメディアを鵜呑みにしないで自分で読書して歴史を勉強するからね
>韓国の翻訳ブログや恣意的にまとめられたサイトは鵜呑みにする
(´・ω・`)?

>読書して
読めないのか?

はい、3つがあります
母と姉と住んでいます

ストレージ部屋?

why does South Korean use Jap flag despite their Japanese skill easilly spotted?

中国韓国北朝鮮以外とは仲が良い

youtube.com/watch?v=GrxAsi_MZwY
wtf i love youtuber now

翻訳ブログは低能児ばっかいるよな

I can think of fewer better ways to go desu

3 months is about the burnout period unless you make a bunch of friends (you wont) and get some sort of job offer (fat chance).

I'm already burnt out of life desu
even if I got a job offer I don't have a degree or decades of experience so I won't be able to get a visa for it anyways

レミーの翻訳ブログ作ったらどんな人くるかな
今までpostしたやつ

your basically in the position i was in when I did the same thing, except i have other reasons to live outside being a weeb so I survived it

Japan is pretty great, but only as an outsider playing around for fun. it starts to be pretty awful and soul-crushing when you live there for long periods and have to try and integrate into society unless you dense as fuck.

trying just getting a job that allows you to visit every year for a month or two, Japan is never as fun as those first few months

>trying just getting a job that allows you to visit every year for a month or two
I can only get minimum wage jobs because I have no college education and my horrible high school GPA and lack of SAT/ACT scores means my only options for college are community colleges
I don't see the point in trying anymore desu

how white are you?
why dont you get a fake diploma from the internet,learn some chinese and go to china to teach english?

おれなんかもうネットですら韓国の話なんか聞きたくないからクリックすらしない

yeah you sound like you dont have much reason or ambition so you should probably just kill yourself.

I would suggest trying hard to create a start-up business that doesn't cost much that allows you to be your own boss, but it takes a certain type of personality and its never the kind of person that wants to blow their money and commit sudoku in a back-alley.

if I was a terrible student I don't think I'd be fit to be a teacher desu

I had ambition but then everything started falling apart at once and I'm just really not feeling the whole living thing anymore

just another defective male, best to leave the gene pool. thanks for playing.

I'm going to leave the gene pool whether I kill myself or not

how white are you?
whats your MBTI type?
which state do you live?

very
literally a meme
florida

翻訳ブログ作ったら荒らしの劇場になるだろうね

>muh dick

ネットで韓国の話する奴ってもう日本人のネトウヨのふりしたり自演したりする朝鮮人しかいないだろう

might as well try WOOFing for 3 months, mundane labor but beats starving on the streets. you can maybe pick up some Japanese and make a friend before jumping into the ocean

your thoughts on the St. lucie County?
I lived there

I lived very briefly in Volusia and hated it. snakes are my phobia and smooshed lizards in my door frames made sad and grossed out. I also hate heat and insects

Florida is hell on earth. i literally smelled sulfur the entire time

レミーみかけるのひさしぶりな気がするな
就職したっていってたんだっけ
ところで最近読んだ本とかある?

don't know anything about
only been in florida a few months

there's plenty of little lizards and geckos around me but no snakes or anything
I really hate the heat too though

日本人女を軽いと勘違いしてるアメリカ人の失敗者ほんと笑えるよなw
アメリカで誰にも相手にされてねえのに日本で英語教師になれば何か変わるとの妄想とかw哀れw

では、始めるか

暇はもうほとんどないので最近日本語は全然勉強しない
ここにもまず来ない

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What are some essential High School Drama movies? (Non Anime prefered)

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>invited the foreingers friend request at steam
>"are you really japanese?" i said "yes"
>"please introduce japanese gf"

everytime this
and mostly, gaijins wishing japanese shy qt girl
dont ask me
please

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Why does the Fast & Furious series has an over-the-top naming scheme in Japan?

Can you introduce me to your imouto?

so what do you mean
i havent ever watched that film, sorry

Bonsoir mon ami blanc