WHO THE FUCK CAN STOP THEM?!

WHO THE FUCK CAN STOP THEM?!

Uh, pretty much everyone still.

oh my god

DJ frustrates the fuck out of Cousins, and a healthy Griffin always completely outplays Davis

do they have any depth though

HOLY FUCK KINGS GOT FLEECED

BASED GOD HINKIE SAW THIS COMING

Literally any team. They still won't make the playoffs and Boogies attitude will keep being a problem leading to him ditching in the offseason and Ad being in the same spot. The fucking kings literally dealt a man who said he was going to stay for a rookie, a washed up pg and a draft pick. Honestly they're fucking retarded but it's not like this deal is league changing. It's more, nets in 2013 kinda thing.

lakers didn't want to give up ingram for cousins, kupchak needs to be fired right now

YO FUCK YOU DANNY AINGE WTF

GOAT FRONT COURT

KENTUCKY REUNITED

Literally anybody, the Kentucky Wildcats would booty blast them.

...

boogie is a cancer. id rather have paul george or jimmy butler

So you don't want cancer as your C but as your SF?

Do they have anyone left on the perimeter? Who is going to do their memechucking?

hes going to leave in free agency lel

enjoy your rental

Jrue

Buddy Hield! :^)

If your city has goat trannies then pg will definately consider

Realistically their team is worse now but if they can get some guards they'll be nice.

I can't belive it

>one and done UK ever having them on the same team

>QUEENS

john wall needs to join em for the kentucky trifecta

Just fuck my shit up.

Dear what an awful fucking deal.

If we're trying to tank why did we even get these awful Pelicans players.

RIP SMALLBALL 2015-2018

POST PLAY IS BACK IN A BIG WAY BABY

DURCANT? AD
APEMOND? TOPJEJ

Why in the fuck are the Pelicans making this deal?


It makes absolutely no sense. They need a guard, not another center

serious question, are the kings the worst franchise in all of sports? This is a browns level trade

because they literally gave away nothing for an all star

What the fuck are the Spurs picking on this draft?

It makes absolutely no sense. They need a guard, not another center.

>It's another overhyped duo that will be riddled with injuries episode

cousins/davis vs. robinson/duncan

one of these is not like the other

watch

It's another overhyped duo that will be riddled with injuries episode

Also Gentry is old school, prob perfect coach for that frontcourt

>WHO THE FUCK CAN STOP THEM?!

Boogie.

Clang. Oh your team's shooters had an off-night? Was a small forward or guard going for a tripdub?

RIPIP defensive rebounds.

Technical fouls.

Cousins goes on tilt way too easy

literally any team with above average shooters

this

Dra Green is two heads shorter than these two yet he'll eat them alive in the paint.

this will be the most overhyped team in the league

now imagine if they got wall or george

Cousins will shut that fag down

Is it time for me to finally start bandwagoning the Pelicans again?

>implying it's a big task when Dray is not even a Top 5 scoring option on his team

cause theyre giving up pennies for the dollar

you insulted him a little

>WHO THE FUCK CAN STOP THEM?!

Cousins

Any gay guys in the 916 wants to have sex tonight to forget about this bullshit?

Pelicans is such a dumb name for a team.

Everyone who was involved in that naming process should be ashamed of themselves.

That's not right, man. The fuck.

that was taken in an exhibition game after they had both gone pro

I'm a Kings fan and it's hard to start rooting for a team called the fucking Pelicans. shit sounds stupid

I like the name desu. It's original, it's related to the city, and it doesn't sound try hard or edgy. I like Pelicans more than Wolves or Warriors or other "badass" names. Really though, they should have begged for the Jazz brand back from Utah. New Orleans Jazz is perfect, and Utah has no jazz scene. But Pelicans is still good imo.

haha wtf

why would the kings do this jesus christ

I'm hyped as fucked, but knowing Nola's training staff I'm just waiting for them to cost a player his leg. Speaking of which anyone know where they buried QPon?

AD is supposed to be a PF

WHOOOAAA
WHOOOOAAAA
COME HERE!

I think trading the posessions Reke, Galloway, and Hield used up for Cousins posessions is gonna make this team way fucking better.

We still have our 3 best meme chuckers. Hield, Evans, and Galloway all shot worse from 3 than Moore, Holiday, and Cunningham. Hill's league average. Cousins is almost as good a 3p shooter as the dudes we traded (heck he's better than Tyreke).

We don't have a center. We have AD, who prefers PF, playing most of our C minutes.

Thats rude. Browns make bad draft picks not bad trades. Get your shit together

Warriors Cavs Spurs Rockets.

The Spurs were a consistent playoff team before the season they tanked for Duncan, they need another big to put them over the edge.

Pelicans are nasty af dude

?

how do the kings let this happen?

Warriors
Spurs
Rockets
Clippers
Jazz
Thunder
Grizzlies
Cavs
Raptors
Celtics
Hornets
Wizards
Hawks
Pacers
Bulls
Pistons

Actual Pels fan here. AMA.

This will be the greatest team ever to never win 3 games in a playoff series

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

On a scale of "ded" to "Rebecca Black", how excited are you about this?

why tf did Demps let Langston go? Everything else I understand, but goddamn it.

Why would you build a city below sea-level in a hurricane zone?

Do you like Dr. John?

they did before they traded anderson, now depth isnt bad but it is nothing to write home about

Love the trade for NO. They have all kinds of talent in their frontcourt now with Davis, Boogie and Terrence Jones. Jrue is playing great of late also.

This trade should easily get them into the playoffs I'd think.

Christ Robinson is a complete animal

CP3 to come back next year too

lol

Port Town colonialism. Get that shit as close to the gulf as possible. Turns out it was literally sea level land and the line's gone up.

Hi there

Did the joos do 9/11?

Cousins will stop himself.
Unless he learns to contain his autism.

Maybe he just needed to get away from the Kangs. The team is a dumpster fire even without him.

>WHO THE FUCK CAN STOP THEM?!

Themselves. They are shit, won't even make playoffs

kek

>pic
>flag

not biased at all

How do we get rid of Demps?

Their head coach Alvin Gentry. NO needs to fire him this offseason and get a good coach.

AD will happily play PF while Cousins will play Center, a healthy Jrue Holiday and add some depth could make it even better. Plus they gave the queens a paperclip and a piece of string for him so why the fuck not.

Can't anymore. The only way he leaves after this is if Boogie in NOLA is a Rondo-esque catastrophe.

Cousins.

SO FUKING HARD RN WHEN IS THEIR FIRST GAME?

Dredging all of those shipping channels that are now pouring wetlands sediment into the gulf certainly didn't help

He's been struggling against KAT in every matchup so far. He'll get eaten alive by Boogie and the Brow.