Would you rather have 2017 CR7 or Fat Ronaldo on your team?

Would you rather have 2017 CR7 or Fat Ronaldo on your team?

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CR7 just because fat ronaldo would blow his knee out after about 10 games

doesn't cronaldo still score about a goal every other game?

Fatnaldo; without injuries the real question would be Fatnaldo or Messi

I'd take Teeth for sure. I
He seems chill as fuck.

Fat Ronaldo

Fatnaldo breh
Missi is more of a flat track bully.

make the thread asking this next time OP, this is just a waste of time

i'll take gay ronaldo he was always the best

>gay
its not gay to like womenwithpenis

I think he means Cristiano.

Fat Ronaldo if he had that haircut again

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Fatnaldo.

Best naldo

Heh

ronaldo in his first season at real madrid

Well you didn't did a date for Fat Ronaldo so I'd assume you mean right now. Would I rather have the current 2nd best player in the world or an overweight 50 year old?

Tough choice.

Fatnaldo for my team, Cronaldo for my husband

1997 FatRo. However he never mantained that form and that potential, so CR7

I'd rather have 2017 Ronaldo over 2017 CR7, at least he brings the trannies

Fatnaldo

CR7 performing good assumes the most expensive squad in history built around him.

Fatnaldo had less ego and you could build a better team around him

When you say 'fat Ronaldo' I assume you mean post-2003 Ronaldo? Because only the most mentally ill Donaldo fanboy would choose current Cristiano over '95 - '03 Ronaldo

dont worry fatty

paul scholes from manchester united

>only the most mentally ill Donaldo fanboy would choose current Cristiano over '95 - '03 Ronaldo
exactly
he was great even after the first kneexplosion

>never mantained that form and potential
>world cup champion 5 years later

português é burro pra caralho mesmo

Of course Fat Ronaldo and after the game I would share a qt3.14 Tranny with him.

Ronaldo is the GOAT

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pro-tip: that's his "weak" foot

tanto gol mais bonito que esse... clubismo é foda

>dat agility to evade the second man

Ronaldo isn't even a common name in portuguese (like João, José, Pedro, etc) and yet three Golden Ball winners have this name. Really makes you think

goat

you say thi like Cristiano doesn't have a great weak foot of his own

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he has some better goals with his weak foot than some players have with their strong ones

>carefully lobbing the gk vs. shooting as hard as possible in the general direction of the goal

>Golden Ball

>implying that Ronaldo's weak foot goals are just him hitting the ball hard

also

>Brazilian league

just watch his brilliance

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there were not one single player in history of football who could do such a goal

I think we are all missing the best Ronaldo.

When it comes to pure skill and playing ability, I do not think there was ever anything so insane as prime Ronaldo. I mean, Messi is simply incredible and the fact that he does what he does for so many years in a row places him above Ronaldo on the all-time list, but I can still understand Messi. Low centre of gravity, good ball control, precise classical dribbler etc. It's insane that Messi is able to do this for years, but I can understand his playing style. What Ronaldo did and the way he did it still boggles my mind to this day. A tall guy with long legs changing direction so fast at full pace while performing tricks that most other players can't do while training and not running at all, his physical strength and blazing speed, ability to score with both feet, positioning, ability to adapt to any league or team practically from the first game he plays there and the list goes on and on. I have never ever seen a player doing stuff Ronaldo did in a way that makes it all look like natural movements and not something learned. In terms of football, he was like prime Mike Tyson, and injuries were his Buster Douglas, sadly.

for me its big ron

which era of fatnaldo? most of his career he didnt give a fuck, and then another huge part he was injured

if it was prime fatnaldo and he couldnt get crocked them him over 2017 op

Nice, well remebered. Are you a hue refugee in Gipsyland?

with ronaldo u can play poker too

2009/2010 D7onaldo
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2 attackers. fat ronaldo and christiano ronaldo.

Every other answer would be objectively wrong.

no, i just remembered reading somewhere that fat ronaldo was called ronaldinho because there was already a ronaldo in the national team.

Don't both play poker? I've seen both in p*kerstars commercials