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/hoc/
First for Jets
shit team
No, you
shit team
shit fans
shit city
shit goons
i talk to a girl who lives in winnipeg and she constantly complains about the natives and says its a shithole
first for austism matthews and hatrick eng laine
Finally a proper thread.
I feel like having a Bulju thread.
fuck pulju
what the frig is going on
>Boucher confirms Bobby Ryan has a broken finger. 4-6 weeks. Stone is injured (Neck). Hoffman out with groin injury. Wingels is questionable
12:13 PM - 21 Feb 2017
>booby ryan is considered a significant injury for the snes
Someone reported the habs early thread and it interuptted the jannies cartoons. Now he has sworn a vendetta.
Plus all of the OPs have sucked dick, including this one.
Jests are a joke and will relocate to Milwaukee after missing the playoffs 5 years in a row.
Maybe if they put him on LTIR they can free up some cap spa... Oh right.
Why it's a shithole? And what's the problem with natives?
And with the injuries decimating the snes so goes there playoff chances.
Seriously the worst franchise in Canada.
relocate thrashers to xeattle
relocate snes to qc
Another hat-trick for laine tonight, r-right guys?
What time is the game?
6-0 Leafs
Matthews and Laine both with hat tricks
It's in Toronto, so most likely 6 Central
>6 Central
what is that in normal proper time?
230 in the morning for mongols
2:30 ebinland time
Please watch our sport
That's Winnipeg time, 7 Eastern
MY BAD, it's 7:30 Eastern/6:30 Central
Guys this morning in the shower I had a thought. I was thinking about how Auston GOATthews is a dumb name and quite a stretch. Then I thought about Zach GOATse and had a laff.
>zäk pärisee :DDD
Who /Playoffs/ here?
good thread
I like "McHaysoos" myself
good one
Not you though, now that panthers got their shit together. Thank god Barkov came back to sink delusional laffers.
>laffs
>playoffs
pick uno
>cucked by boston
>again
lmaaaooo
Too bad the snes are dead. I guess no matter what teams make it, it will still be shit.
rye > wheat
to be fair they have a game in hand
What's the game of the night?
Minnesota vs Chicago?
>the kitties are going to go .800 for the rest of the season
>laffs are the delusional ones
finns are the laffs of europe
Detroit - NYI
From this point on laffs have to win just as many games as kitties if they want to get in playoffs. Whatever happened up to this point is meaningless.
Objectively, Jets-Leafs
be sure to thank lord bettman for all those loser points goyim
>bustkov
huberdeau has been the one carrying them you retarded mongol
memebowl of course
But eating a lot of rye has started giving me the gas, what should I do?
I thought they played yesterday in the meme off
Gross (not to the booty tho)
>game with two non-playoffs team is objectively better than a game with two contenders
lel
Learn to live with it. I'm sure it's worth it.
You're gross
Minnesota vs Chicago for quality of play and effort given by the teams
Laffs vs Jets for mindless shitposting the following 48 hours
That may be. But that says a lot about that game, doesn't it
And the Bruins, and the Sens and the Habs and the Bolts and even arguably the Sabres.
It's a fucking gap 10 point gap between 1st and 7th. There's not a single lock.
Sens/Devils may actually end up being the worst game of the last 5 years.
Devils hockey fucking sucks even more this year and now a Guy Boucher Sens team with half its top 6 injured is playing them
how's this make you feel /hoc/
I blame Taylor Swift
God tier: Winnipeg jets
Good tier: Edmonton oilers, Ottawa senators, Calgary Flames
Bad tier: Vancouver Canucks, Montreal Canadiens
Kill yourself tier: Toronto Maple Leafs.
Swap ottawa and habs and lower flames by one and you got it
Good list, but Ottawa should have it's own meme tier above the Alberta teams and below the Jets
Good list
>espn
>finally get internet connection back
>next game isn't until fucking saturday
think the hokkei gods are laughing at me lads
But the Oilels play today Nigel
Yeah but seriously name a better franchise than the Predators overall, the organization interacts with all its fans from social media to events they set up. Also every other week is a promotion to meet the players at some beer and cheese meet or something, they're always doing something though
>Radko Gudas just left practice. Took his sticks with him.
Taking a shit or getting traded?
i'm talking about the number one team in the pacific ofcourse
Finns are pretty stupid so it's no surprise all they do is shit post.
Number one in what? Cups?
going to the bruins so they can have the two least likeable players in the league
Reminder, the preview of the 2017 SCF in on the 2nd of march get your memes on
No, you're wrong as well
Good lad
Gudas and Read to the Stars for Sharp (retained), Faksa, and a 4th
Anybody got a webm of Emery beating up Holtby?
well you got one team right but i'm not sure the canucks will make the playoffs desu
refresh my memory
dont you have to pass the first round in order to make the scf?
Boone Jenner ended Mitch marners career
>nashville
>montreal
>finals
wew lad
On even strength:
Scheifele has played 403:41 with Wheeler as his RW
1.49GF/60 2.82GA/60
Scheifele has played 459:03 with Laine as his RW
3.92GF/60 2.48GA/60
hmm...
WTF I love Boone now
>laine better than wheeler
Wew it's fucking nothing
Ok I'm going to bet 100€ on the game today, Jets or Leafs? What score should I bet on, you decide.
This is Conrad McDermott and his retarded half-brother Larry Dodsworth. Say something nice about them.
5-4 take your pick who wins because it's a coin flip
Bet the over and Leafs win
Thank me later
Seems like Scheifele is pretty average with a guy who has been legit 1st liner. Seems like a superstar with a Laine though...
what to make of this, hmm...
Nobody cares oil cuck. Go back to collecting your EI cheque and drinking hand sanitizer.
Just like every other sniping winger Laine would be nothing without his center. Scheif drives that line. Let's hope he can develop an ounce of Wheelers defensive ability
t. jets fan
...
>Interesting stuff from @TSNBobMcKenzie on @TSN1040 says the Canucks could be looking to move a D like Hutton for help up front
Who will Benning move him for?
Mcmeme will break scoring records but never win a cup
Draisaitl will end up as a Winger and only play center in case of injuries
S-stop
Alex Killorn
You are high as hell mister.
With pulju and mcdavid Oilers will become a dynasty almost as good as the Kurri's Oilers in the 80's.
youll see
Scheif>Laine
but pulju is getting traded
But why does laine doesn't see the same drop in his numbers when he played with Little???
hmm what to make of this then...
>kurris Oilers
Has any non mongol used that phrase before
Wild will trade Scandella + Zucker for him after the cup.