/hoc/

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First for Jets

shit team

No, you

shit team
shit fans
shit city
shit goons

i talk to a girl who lives in winnipeg and she constantly complains about the natives and says its a shithole

first for austism matthews and hatrick eng laine

Finally a proper thread.

I feel like having a Bulju thread.

fuck pulju

what the frig is going on

>Boucher confirms Bobby Ryan has a broken finger. 4-6 weeks. Stone is injured (Neck). Hoffman out with groin injury. Wingels is questionable
12:13 PM - 21 Feb 2017

>booby ryan is considered a significant injury for the snes

Someone reported the habs early thread and it interuptted the jannies cartoons. Now he has sworn a vendetta.
Plus all of the OPs have sucked dick, including this one.

Jests are a joke and will relocate to Milwaukee after missing the playoffs 5 years in a row.

Maybe if they put him on LTIR they can free up some cap spa... Oh right.

Why it's a shithole? And what's the problem with natives?

And with the injuries decimating the snes so goes there playoff chances.

Seriously the worst franchise in Canada.

relocate thrashers to xeattle

relocate snes to qc

Another hat-trick for laine tonight, r-right guys?

What time is the game?

6-0 Leafs

Matthews and Laine both with hat tricks

It's in Toronto, so most likely 6 Central

>6 Central
what is that in normal proper time?

230 in the morning for mongols

2:30 ebinland time

Please watch our sport

That's Winnipeg time, 7 Eastern

MY BAD, it's 7:30 Eastern/6:30 Central

Guys this morning in the shower I had a thought. I was thinking about how Auston GOATthews is a dumb name and quite a stretch. Then I thought about Zach GOATse and had a laff.

>zäk pärisee :DDD

Who /Playoffs/ here?

good thread

I like "McHaysoos" myself

good one

Not you though, now that panthers got their shit together. Thank god Barkov came back to sink delusional laffers.

>laffs
>playoffs

pick uno

>cucked by boston
>again
lmaaaooo

Too bad the snes are dead. I guess no matter what teams make it, it will still be shit.

rye > wheat

to be fair they have a game in hand

What's the game of the night?
Minnesota vs Chicago?

>the kitties are going to go .800 for the rest of the season
>laffs are the delusional ones

finns are the laffs of europe

Detroit - NYI

From this point on laffs have to win just as many games as kitties if they want to get in playoffs. Whatever happened up to this point is meaningless.

Objectively, Jets-Leafs

be sure to thank lord bettman for all those loser points goyim

>bustkov
huberdeau has been the one carrying them you retarded mongol

memebowl of course

But eating a lot of rye has started giving me the gas, what should I do?

I thought they played yesterday in the meme off

Gross (not to the booty tho)

>game with two non-playoffs team is objectively better than a game with two contenders
lel

Learn to live with it. I'm sure it's worth it.

You're gross

Minnesota vs Chicago for quality of play and effort given by the teams

Laffs vs Jets for mindless shitposting the following 48 hours

That may be. But that says a lot about that game, doesn't it

And the Bruins, and the Sens and the Habs and the Bolts and even arguably the Sabres.

It's a fucking gap 10 point gap between 1st and 7th. There's not a single lock.

Sens/Devils may actually end up being the worst game of the last 5 years.

Devils hockey fucking sucks even more this year and now a Guy Boucher Sens team with half its top 6 injured is playing them

how's this make you feel /hoc/

I blame Taylor Swift

God tier: Winnipeg jets

Good tier: Edmonton oilers, Ottawa senators, Calgary Flames

Bad tier: Vancouver Canucks, Montreal Canadiens

Kill yourself tier: Toronto Maple Leafs.

Swap ottawa and habs and lower flames by one and you got it

Good list, but Ottawa should have it's own meme tier above the Alberta teams and below the Jets

Good list

>espn

>finally get internet connection back
>next game isn't until fucking saturday
think the hokkei gods are laughing at me lads

But the Oilels play today Nigel

Yeah but seriously name a better franchise than the Predators overall, the organization interacts with all its fans from social media to events they set up. Also every other week is a promotion to meet the players at some beer and cheese meet or something, they're always doing something though

>Radko Gudas just left practice. Took his sticks with him.

Taking a shit or getting traded?

i'm talking about the number one team in the pacific ofcourse

Finns are pretty stupid so it's no surprise all they do is shit post.

Number one in what? Cups?

going to the bruins so they can have the two least likeable players in the league

Reminder, the preview of the 2017 SCF in on the 2nd of march get your memes on

No, you're wrong as well

Good lad

Gudas and Read to the Stars for Sharp (retained), Faksa, and a 4th

Anybody got a webm of Emery beating up Holtby?

well you got one team right but i'm not sure the canucks will make the playoffs desu

refresh my memory

dont you have to pass the first round in order to make the scf?

Boone Jenner ended Mitch marners career

>nashville
>montreal
>finals
wew lad

On even strength:

Scheifele has played 403:41 with Wheeler as his RW
1.49GF/60 2.82GA/60

Scheifele has played 459:03 with Laine as his RW
3.92GF/60 2.48GA/60

hmm...

WTF I love Boone now

>laine better than wheeler

Wew it's fucking nothing

Ok I'm going to bet 100€ on the game today, Jets or Leafs? What score should I bet on, you decide.

This is Conrad McDermott and his retarded half-brother Larry Dodsworth. Say something nice about them.

5-4 take your pick who wins because it's a coin flip

Bet the over and Leafs win

Thank me later

Seems like Scheifele is pretty average with a guy who has been legit 1st liner. Seems like a superstar with a Laine though...

what to make of this, hmm...

Nobody cares oil cuck. Go back to collecting your EI cheque and drinking hand sanitizer.

Just like every other sniping winger Laine would be nothing without his center. Scheif drives that line. Let's hope he can develop an ounce of Wheelers defensive ability

t. jets fan

...

>Interesting stuff from @TSNBobMcKenzie on @TSN1040 says the Canucks could be looking to move a D like Hutton for help up front

Who will Benning move him for?

Mcmeme will break scoring records but never win a cup

Draisaitl will end up as a Winger and only play center in case of injuries

S-stop

Alex Killorn

You are high as hell mister.
With pulju and mcdavid Oilers will become a dynasty almost as good as the Kurri's Oilers in the 80's.

youll see

Scheif>Laine

but pulju is getting traded

But why does laine doesn't see the same drop in his numbers when he played with Little???

hmm what to make of this then...

>kurris Oilers

Has any non mongol used that phrase before

Wild will trade Scandella + Zucker for him after the cup.