/heem/: ufc 209 hype edition

Tyron Woodley vs. Stephen Thompson
Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Tony Ferguson
Rashad Evans vs. Dan Kelly
Lando Vannata vs. David Teymur
Alistair Overeem vs. Mark Hunt
Marcin Tybura vs. Luis Henrique
Darren Elkins vs. Mirsad Bektić
Mark Godbeer vs. Daniel Spitz
Luke Sanders vs. Iuri Alcântara
Tyson Pedro vs. Paul Craig
Amanda Cooper vs. Cynthia Calvillo
Albert Morales vs. Andre Soukhamthath

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Schaub is God

#threadwars

You are the biggest loser on all of heem

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Cruz on Joe meme in 30 bings?

Should have started 24 minutes ago

Oh.

Well, that manlet is never on time

Joe is trying to get Cruz to come into the studio to do the podcast like they agreed but Cruz won't stop dancing around and telling joe he has to catch him first.

Kek. Pull that up there please.

K, keep us posted Jamie

>tfw JRE has access to google

>tfw 75" tall with 67" reach

i am literally jumbo artem fuck my life

WE
R
LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=dk4jtUqEi6w

;^D

>the beautiful Brit-nay

Comfy music desu. Oh they just changed it ffs

Who will have more views
UFC or JRE?

WE
ARE
LIVE!
youtube.com/watch?v=l7L-KB__GxM

Oh shit Khabib and Tony are on this

>First question
>Someone trying to bait Woodley into talking shit

Holy shit now I remember MMA Journalists are so full of shit and piss me off

quiet reminder that JRE live threads technically belong on Sup Forums and there isn't one yet so if you're feeling ambitious ...

>Wonderboy breathing heavily into the phone

"I don't think Stephen is on the line"

>This guy calling in saying "Good afternoon Thank you for joining us"

>based rogaine pushing dom into retirement

Live indeed

im gonna break this guy

Cruz is going to start crying.

big pigg

>The only person running is Conor

GOOBY BTFO

>NO BULLY KHABIB PLS

What is with the horrible audio in these conference calls?

punished Cruz will get the title back in 2018

Upcoming events:

2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Somebody
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Waterson vs Namajumas
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Kawajiri vs TBA
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

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News:

>Roy Jones Jr. wants to fight Anderson Silva
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/jumping-on-mcgregor-mayweather-bandwagon-anderson-silva-and-roy-jones-jr-stump-for-co-headliner

>2 more fights added to UFC 209
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/with-2-late-additions-next-weeks-ufc-209-lineup-now-has-12-bouts-total

>UFC to host event in Singapore
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/singapore-hosts-ufc-fight-night-event-on-june-17

You're a horrible guy doot you're a bully doot

>tony calling khabib a bully

Cuckuy confirmed 4 shook

dominick snooze is such a dork

he stinks

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>p-p-p-p-please stop bullying me, khabib
>the city of el poopooey

Tony Ferguson is gonna win.

I agree

he also cheats

E L

C U C U Y

he's so angry, kek

>there are people who think khabib can't talk trash

True

Should we have a heem meme guide?

ya make a r/heem for us please

MMA journalists ask the dumbest questions.

Dom is on another plane

there are still goofs who use the center line meme, Sad!

100 dollars on Joe asked Cody to come on first then when he denied he asked Cruz

ill take that bet, get ready to pay up goof

why would he want to talk to an interim holding the belt for TJ?

>tfw 70 height and 75 reach
b-btfo

100 dollars you're the youngest loser on heem

Cody is a goof with average fight IQ so Joe didn't want him on

hey im gonna break this guy arm

if dominick's style is so amazing then why did he get fooked by cody

>No longer fighting the best fighter, fighting the best superstar

this is why everything is shit in the world today

im gonna break this guy chicken

dominick is an autistic loser who loves the sound of his voice.

cody is king

>I'm the new John Wick

>read between the lines

>dominick is an autistic loser

no u

>all these cody dickriders

it was only me and that tripfaggot spamming king cody before the fight, where were you casuals at huh?

I win.

Haters need to wash the cheeto dust off their hands

If I'm the youngest I'm not a loser
MMA is a sport for my age group

Joe loves him

Positive Self-Affirmations with Dominic Cruz: These Knees can't stop me.

Holy shit Cruz is so great

>may 19th
>thread theme song
you're out of your mind

how do you win you stupid 12 year old, go tell your mom to send me the money

good job

Dope conference call

For once Khabib doesnt sound like an emotional mess

Tony bringing up his past, Tony sounds shook

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Never lost a bet in my life
Even at 14/1 odds

tony knows he has no chance
10th planet is literally a meme

link? I cant find it and Im done with cruzs autism

Listening to Dom, anything of note brought up at the conference?

>listening to two actual retards on a conference call over two of the greatest minds to ever walk the planet

baka

sambo > bjj

It's just finished
Tyron was very cool, not emotional or anything

Wonderboy was corny, kept breathing down his mic

Khabib was kinda annoying, kept repeating "im gonna break your arm" and then doing a fake laugh

Tony called Khabib a bully

If bjj was easy it would be called sambo

top cuck

Tyron not being an emotional wreck is good, really like him as a fighter but the chip on his shoulder is a head wrecker at times.

Tony calling Khabib a bully is a strange one....did he bring up the padded record?

Cheers for the overview bro

only 1 in 14 people are gay and u hit the jackpot

sike idk what you guys are even arguing about i like cody too

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youtube.com/watch?v=dk4jtUqEi6w

>.did he bring up the padded record?

He said it like 10 times.

i hope you cucks have a nice weekend this weekend and that every here slays some bunda in the name of the heemlords

>ends up being knocked out
go fuck yourself

Rate this fight

>Tony calling Khabib a bully is a strange one....did he bring up the padded record?
He said Khabibs recorded was handed to him and he'd seen footage of him losing

Khabib then said in a very terrorist voice "when I was 17, but now I'm gonna break your arm"

Tony then said Khabib cried after losing and Khabib said some Muslim shit

Most interesting part of it to be honest

Tyron seemed like the smartest of the 4

/OURGUY/

piss break/10

im going paintballing on saturday, stocked as hell, lad

>wmma

It's going to be the headliner when one of the heavyweights pulls out

My favorite polish goblin is gonna box circles around that roidmonkey.

>god
i thought dominick was an atheist >:(

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he just lost a fan

he's far too intelligent to be an atheist

Andrade will win/10

make that 2
despicable

At some point Dom is gonna cry during this podcast

the memes are true