/hoc/

Mikke "kulli" Granlund's lacrosse goal edition.

good edition

>canada and usa are arguing about bumplimits
>meanwhile finland is quietly becoming the next great hockey dominator
carry on

>a fucking cross

finland smell like poo

>running a red light is the same as creating a new thread a few posts early
Autism knows no bounds

>I don't understand analogies

broons

just got a job offer from my dream job lads, im on cloud fucking nine

reddit

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LEL LOOK AT THAT FUGGIN AMBHIBIAN.

The job and your co-workers will turn out to be shit though and you will lose any hope for this life.

y-you too

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Very nice.
Dont get too excited though, life has a way to fuck it up somehow.

I guarantee you are a bruins fan and your favourite player is Marchand

hope your car breaks down day 1 and your 45 minutes late and fired immediately fuck you

>Canucks.webm

I hope someone takes out corey perrys knee with a sledgehammer one day.

If the jackets keep this spot, they will win a playoff round

why are finland such pussies?

Hello friends

hallå

'Ello

I appreciate your choice of language :)

Can't handle the bants huh binlan

Is it possible to have a dynasty in the salary cap era WITHOUT cheating?

Just get rid of the Cap, it just corrupts the game.

>slewfoot
>banter
Humour me with an explanation

>wanting to become like bundes "lol buyern wins" league
No fucking thanks.

Like when Matt Cooke took out Tyson barrie's knee in the playoffs. shit was hilarious

>slew foot
lmao he barely fucking touched him. He did it to try and agitate Laine.

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Delet dis

MEXICANS GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY

Here's my impression of an american ice hockey fan:

lmao injuries

Here's my impression of a finnish ice hockey fan:

pic

Does Matthews have downs-syndrome or what is wrong with his face?

>his team unironically picked a mexican before laine
top kek

here's my impression of someone appreciating questions

Why are finns so triggered by Matthews?

why are leafs so mad that they can't score?

i mostly hate his piglike nose and his smuk face

You first

Don't generalize. I think he's awesome player and person.

its pretty pathetic desu, finland is a very sad place with very sad people

although you would be sad and pathetic too if you looked like this

can you point out for me the part where lie-neigh got a concussion?

I'm literally whiter than you and have traced my blood back to Norway

>Leafs
>Cant score

Alright Pegga

nobody asked Jose

You sure seemed interested, Pablo

Isn't the main characteristic downs syndrome people have their eyes? Their eyes are always round and buggy looking.

divegrass mexican get out reee

Look selänne's eyes

>#1 draft pick all star
>can barely beat a caveman defenseman

i stand by the finns assessment

bug eyes?

Im sorry Jussi. Its just whenever someone makes fun of Matthews, its usually a blue cross.

Sometimes I think theyre jealous of way with women

This caveman defenseman has as many goals as Ovechkin. Are you saying Ovechkin can't score?

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>caveman defenceman
>"""""defenceman""""""

Lel

>non-white girlfriend
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>implying that's not better than a white non-girlfriend

why did you screenshot this picture from yesterday rather than save it like a normal person?

Damn he looks handsome af there. Would suck off to completion with that slut watching.

t. girl

my mom just told me that my grandma died

>leafs fans being this butthurt they have to pretend to be girls

maybe in the past

just look at him now
hes clearly over the hill

Did he dump the one in this pic?

That sucks, I'm sorry for your loss my friend

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what a gaylord

He's scored more goals than most players
And he's still the best defender in hockey
Quit being a faggot

>And he's still the best defender in hockey
hello yes where is the proofs

>implying he doesnt just pull a different bitch every night

Don't mind the hongcouverite, he's just bootyblasted that when his team tanks the best they can get is olli juoshit

The Columbus blue jackets (formed in 1998 (started play in 2001) under the late owner john h McConnell) have played 17 years at nationwide arena, it is still the best kept and cleaning arena in the NHL
How does it feel to have shit on your walls >rags fans

That's not down the stretch Roman Josi

>down the stretch
So you're admiting he doesn't play at the same level as burns all year long?

Is Burns just a rich mans Erik Karlsson

Whats the memest city in sports and why is it San Francisco?

He plays when it matters, stat babbies please, you burn up fast in the playoffs

It's like Ovie, sure you can score a lot of goals in the season but when it comes down to it you fucking suck in the playoffs and will probably never win a cup which is why Crosby is much better

>San Francisco
You mean San Jose?

Wrong.

It's Vegas.

But that's not what good players do, good players play like every game is the playoffs and don't wait until half the season is over to start playing

>1 team
>0 memes

The entire Bay Area is San Francisco sports.

Warriors, 49ers, Sharks and Giants. Memest area in sports

Yeah that's why Burns is 31 almost 32 without a cup. Preds will win a cup in the next 3 years

San Jose's memes are all reddit.

Vegas is the patrician /hoc/ choice.

Lol at least he's been to a cup

Preds are a very young team they'll be in it this year or next

>being ousted in June is different than being ousted in May or April

Ha

and got BTFO

devils are elite

LOL they won't even make the playoffs let alone the Stanley cup finals

winning a conference is more than the laffs have done in 50 years

I think everyone that watches hockey and takes time to post on internet forums about it is a friend.

BREAKING: St. Louis Blues agree to five-year, $19.25 million ($3.85m AAV) extension with Patrik Berglund.

Im a Pongs fan bub

Good post, good deal :)