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>rags

Connor McDavid, captain of the Edmonton Oilers.

>Golden Generation
>Not Bronze Horde

Jesse Puljujärvi, future assistant captain of the Edmonton Oilers.

>rags

First for Jesus greiss

youtube.com/watch?v=Bjswc9AKdOQ

He left some spaghetti sauce on his face.

Force her to the ice, have my way with her, then do a fat line of gak off her left ass cheek.

Looks like a nerd who cut himself shaving

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>Le calder man

GOOOOOOOODD OP!!!!!!!

Then you would wake up and realize that she has had her way with you

why do canadians and usaeans keep posting in a hockey thread?

>Calder

Thats nice.

What are we listening to tonight?

Here's my pick (inb4 it's shit)
youtu.be/E0j7GhBhHcY

A challenger appears.

>Greece
>ever producing talent for hockey

Pay the denbt Greek man

Dr. Bettman, I'm CIA

>hymen babby

Can you afford to post here?

>implying that wasn't my plan the entire time

Hockey's popularity isn't just confined to the Mediterranean region and The Caucuses. It actually has a small cult following in the United States and, to a lesser extent, Canada.

bad meme

good meme

Congratulations then, you beat her at her own game :)

STOP FUCKING LETTING MAKING THE SHITTY FUCKING MONGOLS MAKE NEW THREADS

HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT YOU NIGGERS

risto laine looks like a contract killer

>/hoc/ thread
>OP image is of an actual hockey player and not unrelated clipart

>mad at Finns

i tell her om du har ingen benis vi ska åka till din klädkammare och knulla tills du är en kvän igen :DDD

that's nice, it's just annoying when they interfere with the real conversation (not you, you know what I 'm talking about).

no one else wanted to

>NIGGERS

keep your attitude and upbringing in the us, don't bring it in an international forum next time. Thank you.

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>usean

Here comes the snow!

That's actually a tampon

Claim your Waifu

Hmm, I wonder why Ameribro could be mad at Finns. Could it have to do with them coming into starting every /hoc/ thread with a mention of their so-called "Golden Generation" which consists entirely of busts? Could it be their rampant homerism for all mongol players regardless of their actual talent? Could it be them expressing opinions about non-mongols despite not watching any non-mongol players?

There are myriad reasons why one would be "mad at Finns". They are the worst shitposting contingent on this general. They have contributed to the decline of this general more than any other shitposters. Every post about their "Golden Generation" takes us further away from what was truly golden, the Golden Age of /hoc/.

This would be too weird desu fãm

That jersey is ugly as fuck. Logo too.

no its because racism

Is this pasta yet?

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>shitting on Finns
>when the Nylander fag exists
wew

Cute!

Why didn't she play in the celebrity all star game?

Avril Lavigne?

>he doesn't appreciate a steady stream of oc

>the_current_year.jpg

Sad!

She's removed all the Canadian content from her life. Her husband, hockey, even her fucking accent.

>tfw leaf fan
>tfw Nylander poster is actually pretty entertaining at times

She's too cool for that nonsense. And they probaly didn't want to get styled on too hard

yup

Nylander is a beauty.

>no socks

Avril a cute. A CUTE!

No need

My cute :)

my gf desu. let it go sven you dont want to get beat up over this

Ovechkin will score 4 goals tonight in front of McGaykids face.

Cap this.

Sorry my friend, you're too late.
See --> &

GOD TIER OSSI

my new gf

>predicts Ovie will score
>gets Crosby's
What did he mean by this?

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That he will score

>chink
>chink Canucks fan


No thanks.

Where will Iggy end up

Flo rida

Maybe Boston will bring him back.

You have temporarily been made the GM of your team. You are offered a choice between two defensemen. The price is a 7th round pick for whichever one you pick, and either of them can play top 4 on a good team. One is significantly better than the other.

You're not given their names or other info, only the ability to look at their performance according to ONE of the following stats:
Goals
Points
+/-
Hits
Blocks
CF% or other advanced stat

Which ONE stat do you look at to choose between Dman A and Dman B?

@74370166
tldr

LOL

i choose the eyetest

+/- is the only relevant Defenceman stat

Probably columbus

>7th round pick

who cares? should have said 2nd round pick, then it's actually an issue if one is a sieve

Why is hockey the only sport where wearing a jersey to the game is acceptable?

I'm serious, basketball only your latest prostitute is allowed. Football only acceptable if you have shitty color-clashing facepaint. Baseball it's ok, but half the crowd wears jerseys of dead players that have no connection to the teams playing.

yes but if you pick the wrong one then you'll feel like a retard for missing out on a total stud for just a 7th round pick. especially if your team sucks on D

retirement home

TOI

lol someone actually paid 500+ paper golds for that seat.

Shit, I forgot to include that. I knew I was missing a huge one.

TOI is probably what I would pick as well.

penalty kill

but then you 'd need to know the position of the teams in the standings

LOL HAHA IT'S FUNNY CAUSE HE'S OLD

>22 YO charles hudon has 33 points in 35 AHL games this season
>has 4 points in 6 career NHL games
>plays C and W
>Desharnais will be playing tomorrow

really forces you to ponder

Whatever advanced stat best measures ability to shut down opposing forwards. I'd rather have that than a PP quarterback.

Name ONE Finnish player on >your team's roster or face the consequences

Iiro Pakarinen

Canada I am asking you to stay the FUCK away from Amanda Kessel. She is rightful american property. I am sure there are plenty of Canadian female hockey players. Please do not taint Amanda.

My team doesn't have any. Niskanen is the closest because he has a finnish surname.

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no

>two minnesotans and a swede

Blood will be spilled.

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>Crapitals

Olli Määttä

Based uncle leo

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Jyrki Jokikakka

jakke virtanen