/heem/: the beeb edition

Upcoming events:

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3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
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News:

>Khabib on Ferguson fight
mmamania.com/2017/2/23/14721080/khabib-blasts-ferguson-break-your-career-and-your-face-ufc-209

>p-p-p-please stop bullying me, khabib
youtube.com/watch?v=G7PD2jgNA6c

>Derrick Lewis goes to an elementary school
mmamania.com/2017/2/24/14724928/video-elementary-school-kids-mob-ufc-heavyweight-derrick-lewis-get-yelled-at-by-cranky-teacher-mma

>Villante granted USADA exemption
mmafighting.com/2017/2/24/14728480/usada-grants-gian-villante-retroactive-exemption-for-inhaler-after-positive-drug-test

>Lawlor USADA'd
sherdog.com/news/news/UFC-Light-Heavyweight-Tom-Lawlor-Suspended-2-Years-for-AntiDoping-Violation-117827

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FUCK SCHAUB

>coral springs

>mfw I could meem on everyone here for 100 rounds with my jab alone

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good op

excellent first and second posts

what about the third post?

Tibau beat Khabib

kek

>not liking thankful dc

spergOP sorry to break it to you but tony will sub kebab

VERY good post I agree

BASED OP

heeeheeeheee

you really funny guy

>coral springs getting cyber bullied every day

>coral springs gets cyberbullied for sucking off a literal bully every day
like pottery

POST THE TEMPLATE

are you biased because hes a muzzie like you

or do you legitimitely think that kebab will just take tony down without being in danger and just gnp him easily

post the bingo template, i'll fill it out and people will talk about it more than if I wasn't spergOP

even fucking lando was able to handle himself on the ground against Tony in the first
tony hurts guys on the feet and then finishes them on the ground, khabib is more than capable of handling what he'll dish out on the feet, and he'll smother tony from the top
watch ferg fight castillo

Cruz will win the rematch

Due to popular request

>2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
>2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Somebody
>2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
so what's the timing on this, going to have to switch channels or what

Not sperg, but your a fool if you think Khabib will stand with Tony for 1 second

>masturbate more often than __________

>masturbate more often than

Good work, bud.

Cruz is done, Cody took his soul.

newfags

Fixed

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i could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

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Didnt imply that bud

Kebab will take tony down but my point is tony is very slick with the jitz and easily could pulloff or threaten with a sub that could reverse position

Tony might do even some meme moves to avoid the TD, if kebab cant get the TD dominantly he will 100% lose guaranteed my man

/10?

>virgin
>but has had a gf
how

the ""fight"" was in 2nd grade and the gf/kiss was in 7th grade, haven't had one since

I'm wondering how the other fag is unemployed but doesnt live with his parents.

2 actually, 3 if you count middleschool. high school gf was a christcuck and I was scared of her parents. unigf, I chickened out 3 times and throw in some other issues, she had enough of my shit.

atleast I have you guys right? *cries*

this is me, for the autists that care

By having one when you're like in 6th grade

he could easily saved up a lot of money and went unemployed

Welfare is literally free money

college dorm, retard

close

Wait so you live at a univeristy, but dont have any friends there? Bahahahaha fucking loser. I wouldnt wanna be friends with you either.

Here is the OFFICIAL Breakdown until the Big Brown Breakdown comes out
youtu.be/c_JzsKEV114

>All these goofs who don't buy PPV

retard

>until the Big Brown Breakdown comes out

Dude no one wants to watch that sick stuff, that's disgusting.

FUCK OFF CHAD REEE

Could Jim Ross potentially become a UFC Play By Play commentator?

youtube.com/watch?v=RVX6lXptoLw

We already got based Todd who became the bets play-by-play guy currently in the UFC

>doesnt exercise
>went 96 hours without leaving his house
>jacks off more than he walks outside
>jacked off to a fight
lmao'ing at ur ''life'' fkn loser

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>his dream team isnt jr and rampage
lmao at ur life

kek

Why isn't Zuffa doing a UFC card this weekend? There should be one every weekend for consistency and to build a fan base.

We are all anonymous here lad, posting on an anime imageboard on a friday night. No need for bullying.

>not jacking off to PVZ/Rose
plebs I swear

i used to spend weeks at a time inside my house over summer breaks in high school
i walk to class, mentally uncheck that box if you consider that exercise

>There should be one every weekend for consistency and to build a fan base.

People were complaining about too much MMA at some point. Once every two weeks is fine. Plus there's other promotions to watch.

Do you have to cum for it to count?

Ferguson is gonna slice up Khabib's face with sharp elbows then lock in a tight brabo choke in the 4th round.

m8 you dont even need to be a normie to not do those things

its just sperg tier to do those things

nah man, just follow your dreams

I agree that jacking off to a fight is pretty weird. Same with not exercising or leaving the house for 4 days.

Conor McGregor

Then you can do whatever you w-wannnt

Once every week. I actually pay for the UFC unlike the criminals who complain about too much of it.

is gay.

Of course it was u lol

sometimes you just pop a b while you're sitting down watching a fight

you gotta jack off to the fight when its live tho

Ovince Saint Preux returns to Nashville vs. Marcos Rogerio de Lima at UFC Fight Night 108

Could be fun

Probably wont

GOAT

Guess Joanna Jedrzejczyk's 100m dash time

>yfw it's the main event

I see you forgot so soon

22 seconds

GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS

We mandrama now

will McGregor fight this year?

Do people seriously think Tyron will win?

Why aren't they showing that Swanson is #3 ranked?

Is there anyone in the UFC who can do this? Keep in mind he's a literal manlet.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jl7m8GgG9Lw

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Where the fuck have you been?

Your first post back is about me? Why, i'm flattered!

cruz is dunzo. his zombie knees and pillow fists are no match for cody's angry daddy issues and manlet rage

UFC FN JUST: Arlovski vs Browne

basketball athleticism isn't the same as fighting.

kek, I knew about this fight, didn't know it was going to be a main event though
what a meme fight

4746 nigger

lol this is such a cute thing said by fighters/fight fans

literally embarrassing

also not what i asked

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what you asked is retarded and so are you, why the fuck would you need a 12 ft vertical in fighting? baseball and gymnastics are more relevant to fighting sports than ape hoop. now fuck off you faggot.

dude he runs a sub 10 sec 100m and has a 45 inch standing vertical tim boetch would fuck him up though even if the guy trained for as long lmao

How the fuck do you play bingo again?

If you get 5 in a row you win. Can be horizontal, vertical, or diagonal.

romero is 5'9 and he's explosive too

That's cute, but I reckon Roy Nelson would put him away inside 1 round.

effort of opening paint