When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

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>implying I ever have

8 days ago

Wife sucked me off a couple hours ago if that counts.

If not, Wednesday

January. If I REALLY wanted to I could but I don't really care

like 3 years ago. never cared about getting laid.

pretty much. doesn't help anymore

Yesterday. Doggy. Blew it on wife's back.

A whole year ago today, Sept. 3, 2016.

Was it a special occasion or something

a year ago while camping

4 years ago with this escort

40 days ago.

5 min ago. be jelly

Never

2014

A bit over a year, been moving around for work, but now I'm settled in Socal for a while and I may have a date on Monday, so who knows.

6ish years ago.
lots of opportunities but i just dont give a fuck anymore. everybody has stds and shieet.

February . I've been out of the game, gonna get back in soon

2 years ago

9 years ago ...I must be a wizard by now

last night, side chick

Yesterday. I pounded my gfs ass doggy. 10/10

About 3 hours ago

1 week

1.5 year ago
going fucking insane here
thinking of getting tinder but I hate that crap

Xmas night, 2015.

2 hours and 20 minutes ago ish.

Don't fuck it up user

how do you hate something you never tired? if youre "going insane" for not touching a vagina then just use it. youll get that exact result. though masturbation is the exact same thing so whatever suits you

Whatever helps you sleep. You should just buy a cock cage.

never, RIP me

couple weeks ago

but I just started seeing a new girl and we are having sex next date.

11/11/16

Kinda sucks, but meh, whateva. I'll be getting laid again in November oddly enough

June 2nd

Any chick that makes these stupid fucking faces need to be punched square in the face.

End of November. Ex gf set up a ffm 3way trying to get me back. It was cool. Haven't tried to get anything since dgaf anymore. Ex still hits me up once in awhile but I avoid. Could easily hit it but nah.

Never I always looked for 8.5/10 or more eventhough I'd rate myself a solid 6.

I had sex last night. I went to a park where gay guys hang out and I sucked off 4 guys.

2 of them came in my mouth, the 2 other guys pulled out of my mouth and came on my face.

>I'm a virgin like the rest of Sup Forums

Still a virgin here, only have neetbux so no one gonna date sex me

Wednesday night, but kinda whiskey dicked out. Fucked some girl in the disabled toilets in a hostel

About a year and a half ago. Been practicing chastity for religious purposes. Kind of sucks.

dude watch out you might be GAY

Yesterday 4 times, tied her up, multiple positions and anal.

Yeah, same. I still slip and masturbate though. I want a Catholic qt wife but they're all either autistic or some of the coldest women I've ever met. Even if I land one I have to wait til marriage to have sex

About 5 years ago

about 3 weeks, gf is coming back on monday and i'm more than ready

Right now nigga

16 years ago

never, I'm a virg

April I believe

over a year ago now, the first and only time

shit.. how do you even cope with dat..

march. im going crazy.

three weeks ago. have an opportunity to have it in the near future but will probably turn it down.

January with ex. probably could have done it more by now but don't care enough to

Last month marked 7 years

21 year old virgin feels bad man

gf hasn't been in the mood for almost 4 weeks now.

I havent had pussy since pussy had me

She has for me

Sex releases different chemicals in the brain actually, far more positive than masturbation

>4 weeks
She's fucking someone else

Dubs don't lie, she's probably cheating on you user.

Either that or trying to make you rape her, either way time to btfo

I got quads. I could defeat ultra gigga nigga

june of last year. She was cheating on her boyfriend.

I'm about to OP. Wish me luck, it's my first white girl.

she just has lots of issues, past bf was abusive & cheated on her. her depression meds make her sleepy and kills libido. she hates kissing & being touched. so i put up with all that and get 1 fun-time a month in order to appear normal & not be a complete wizard
>once a month better than zero i guess

I broke up with my gf on June 28th, fucked a fat hoe in my bed on the 29th and got bed bugs from her. Haven't had sex since but I'm tryna smash a couple ebony girls I'm talking to

yesterday

Tell her "I have needs as a man that you aren't fulfilling, sex me or begone thot."

3 years 4 months and 27 days ago.

45 days ago. Also the first time that I used grindr.

3 days ago. she started her period later that day. we are just waiting...

Not even 12 hours ago

3 weeks ago with this ugly blonde
do u wanna see her pics?

8 years ago

3 weeks ago

...

Two Days Ago.

aren't u embarrassed by your small dick?

was it with a 14-year-old like the girl in pic?

August 12
Gf got pregnant

5minutes ago

9 years

Story?

Hey you and me both friendo.

8/23/17

This nigger lies.

in about two hours

This nigger super duper quintuple lies.

i got laid by this chick
do you think she's ugly
her pussy was kinda stinky so i didn't go down on her

Kill yours3lf

oh forgot the webpage
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4/08/17
She's with someone else now though, fun while it lasted

Really is sad that you know that

last night.

Friday

I'm ugly broke and depressed. Also parents are dead family sucks and I support myself in a shitty studio.
Who would want that lol.

Also nice dubs.