Hey what kind of dick head do you have?
Hey what kind of dick head do you have?
the scoop
Are you happy with it?
5
plus a birth defect
Sort of a combination of 1 and 5.
5
The kind that shits
Bucket head master race reporting in
1
Phimosis
What would you have if you could pull it back!
Helmet
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I wonder what Donald Trump's penis looks like.
None of these, i've not been jewed by mr. goldstein.
But when you pull your foreskin back, what shape is the head?
Checked.
>pic related
all of them
That is not Donald Trump's penis.
A blend of 1 & 3
First one.
Mine is a reverse scoop, the sickle.
>Is that bad?
Fuckin' commies
scooper reporting :(
But it is his dick
>jewed by mr. goldstein
>Protestanted by Mr. Kellogg
FTFY
Listen. I want to see what every presidents penis looks like. I only have four of them so far.
1 is the nicest looking
Why?
Cause it's mine
a rich one.
Fair enough.
Helmet
Lets see it
1 because I'm not a freak
used to have pointy triangle now i have the helmet
kinda a mix between 1 and 4
Helmet I guess
You know we have to see that .
like the tiny shriveled penis of most fat 70 year old men I suppose
Helmet Master race reporting in.
Checked and nice semi
I have a rounded pointy elongated scoop helmet. What's with the extra long shafts in the illustration. Nobody is that long.
>head master
HOWEVER
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I want details. I want to see the presidents rock hard boner.
Hey I'm a scoop! Is that good?
The helmet
It's done good
Hypospadias?
Idk what I have
Sucks to be you
I don't feel like taking a pic right now but it's mild hypospadias
Basically my urethra comes out the underside and the underside of the head is a little weird
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do you jackoff with sandpaper? holy fuck i thought that was a dog dick at first
Yes
Looks more like a rounded cap
I can't tell but I guess the classes is the helmet plus the my skin doesn't help
Idk what it is. I just want to see the genitals of every head of state ever.
MASTER RACE 5 CHECKING IN
Cant tell by the angle but seems to eithef be scoop or elongated helm
It's always gotten red once I'm really hard for a while.
I guess your right I can see both.
:(
1.
Love this. That asshole actually made that shitty fucking cereal cornflakes bland as fuck on purpose! It was supposed to be so bad it would take people's minds off jerking off.
there's different types??
severely irritated dick skin you have there
how did you get 4
Helmet
Nah it's just hard and swollen. As soon as I cum and I go soft it's pale again. Been trying to cum for a while. If you have any more material I really need someone to help me cum.
This one is very close to my dick head
5 with a twist
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I kinda got a mix
as a penis owner myself I was a bit worried for you
3 or 5? Unsure
Appreciate the concern but like I said I'll shoot my load and it'll be fine
Inbetween 1 and 5 so average I guess
The scoop plus a big ass scar from an accident a few months ago
still looks painful dude
No worries, Right now it feels great. I'm getting closer to cumming.
Forgot pic
1-4? Is that an answer?
This considered helmet I guess.
>Scoop
Feels... okay? I don't know how it'll affect my *non-existant* sex life