Hey what kind of dick head do you have?

Hey what kind of dick head do you have?

the scoop

Are you happy with it?

5
plus a birth defect

Sort of a combination of 1 and 5.

5

The kind that shits

Bucket head master race reporting in

1

Phimosis

What would you have if you could pull it back!

Helmet

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I wonder what Donald Trump's penis looks like.

None of these, i've not been jewed by mr. goldstein.

But when you pull your foreskin back, what shape is the head?

Checked.
>pic related

all of them

That is not Donald Trump's penis.

A blend of 1 & 3

First one.

Mine is a reverse scoop, the sickle.

>Is that bad?

Fuckin' commies

scooper reporting :(

But it is his dick

>jewed by mr. goldstein
>Protestanted by Mr. Kellogg
FTFY

Listen. I want to see what every presidents penis looks like. I only have four of them so far.

1 is the nicest looking

Why?

Cause it's mine

a rich one.

Fair enough.

Helmet

Lets see it

1 because I'm not a freak

used to have pointy triangle now i have the helmet

kinda a mix between 1 and 4

Helmet I guess

You know we have to see that .

like the tiny shriveled penis of most fat 70 year old men I suppose

Helmet Master race reporting in.

Checked and nice semi

I have a rounded pointy elongated scoop helmet. What's with the extra long shafts in the illustration. Nobody is that long.

>head master
HOWEVER

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I want details. I want to see the presidents rock hard boner.

Hey I'm a scoop! Is that good?

The helmet

It's done good

Hypospadias?

Idk what I have

Sucks to be you

I don't feel like taking a pic right now but it's mild hypospadias
Basically my urethra comes out the underside and the underside of the head is a little weird

...

do you jackoff with sandpaper? holy fuck i thought that was a dog dick at first

Yes

Looks more like a rounded cap

I can't tell but I guess the classes is the helmet plus the my skin doesn't help

Idk what it is. I just want to see the genitals of every head of state ever.

MASTER RACE 5 CHECKING IN

Cant tell by the angle but seems to eithef be scoop or elongated helm

It's always gotten red once I'm really hard for a while.

I guess your right I can see both.

:(

1.

Love this. That asshole actually made that shitty fucking cereal cornflakes bland as fuck on purpose! It was supposed to be so bad it would take people's minds off jerking off.

there's different types??

severely irritated dick skin you have there

how did you get 4

Helmet

Nah it's just hard and swollen. As soon as I cum and I go soft it's pale again. Been trying to cum for a while. If you have any more material I really need someone to help me cum.

This one is very close to my dick head

5 with a twist

...

I kinda got a mix

as a penis owner myself I was a bit worried for you

3 or 5? Unsure

Appreciate the concern but like I said I'll shoot my load and it'll be fine

Inbetween 1 and 5 so average I guess

The scoop plus a big ass scar from an accident a few months ago

still looks painful dude

No worries, Right now it feels great. I'm getting closer to cumming.

Forgot pic

1-4? Is that an answer?

This considered helmet I guess.

>Scoop
Feels... okay? I don't know how it'll affect my *non-existant* sex life