Fuck

fuck

shit happens, grab a kleenex...

That's a nice load. I would swallow that.

i contained my mess

I think someone's a very happy boy

how to get thick loads

Dont fap for a few weeks then stimulate your prostate, big cums, also eat alot of pineapple if you want him to swallow

honestly? gay sex = bigger loads. i'm not i'm pretending I understand why I just know it's true. i'm bi with a strong preference for girls but my loads with guys are easily twice as big

I bet nobody here does big cums

i feel like that's true...when I think about cumming with a friend or something i shoot like over a dozen big shots..i want to jerk with another guy so bad and maybe help out and each shoot huge loads

...

its because gay sex feels better even though women are hotter

if you want to REALLY fill a bucket you have to let a guy fuck you

that feeling of shooting a carefree load also helps

also a small
4.5 inch Uncircumcised cock
should i try same things?
no jerk buddy btw

You're welcome

not into gay fucking but gay sucking and touching is ok...I just think butts r weird and idk maybe id let a guy if his dick was rly nice looking curved up and like 8 inches plus id act like a sissy real quick

This actually works?

Well with the small dick you're probably going to want to consider bottoming?

it's not a bad thing

tbh it's a really good thing, like I love both but if you forced me to pick one to do for the rest of my life I'd bottom

I remember feeling the same way once!

then I got stoned and let it happens and whoops it's perfect

Cock looks underage, the amount of cum makes me doubt

lollll damn...i wanna try with a friend but idk if he would be into it he has hpv so prob not the best idea

jerk off with vicks vaporub or a similar product as lube, it makes your dick get all tingly and the load is fucking explosive. you build up resistance overtime though so after doing it a few times you'll have to use more.

thts rly hot if ur from ohio id suck it for 24 hrs str8

Have you tried stuff with toys?

always wanted to try a prostate orgasm, preferably with a large cock instead of just an object

it also helps if u massage it into ur balls as well, but isn't necessary if you dont want to go through it too quickly.

not rly anything like insertion although i did try my finger years ago bc i heard it made you cum a lot lol but i thought it was weird plus that's where poop goes

just curious, what makes you think it's underage? I can't tell

sounds like your problem is solved - become a bottom! You'll cum literal fucking buckets everywhere over and over and you'll never have to worry about having a small dick. Hot guys with big cocks will worship your ass the same way hot straight guys with big cocks worship pussy.

wow, I just got butterflies. I'm excited for you :)

that isn't your cock OP, it's a 2009 cock

give it a try

I one hundred thousand million percent guarantee you'll fall in love with it

Fingers, smoothness of the shaft

maybe it's op's cock from 2009

lol thx? too shy to meet/try but hopefully someday

do i seduce my friend somehow i think he has a nice one and I suspect it has a nice upward curve which is the only kind i like to look at

you got me

This works, toothpaste also works great, I tried it once in the shower and felt so good, have to use the one with granules in it though the whitwning ones are not the best, not enough friction

is he into guys?

DO NOT DO THIS YOU RETARDS

not sure, he's pretty homophobic but if I had a nice cock like that I'd whip it out and see what happened...in my case it's his cock that think is nice

anons
post pic of your dick

get drunk and suggest watching some porn together

he'll be filling both of your holes with cum before you know it

God damn it that fucking face. It looks like he's in a perpetual state of discomfort.

lol sounds hot maybe one day..we don't drink but we mainly smoke. other drugs too but nothing homosexual ever happens between us

I try this shit, works a charm if your on a budget just go for the Soya Lecithin Granules pretty much works with in hours

So hot

Mmm maybe we only shoot the big ones bcuz we are trying to show off our compedative edge in the game of evolution to any girl who might be watching or anyone who he might tell since u cant get a dude preggers

And it doesnt matter how big the load is when youre unloading in a lady as long as it gets in there

Does anyone get it or am i just cum drunk posting

>Slip roofies in his drink
>fuck yourself hard with a toilet brush
>put shit on his dick
>when he wakes up tell him he raped you and if he doesnt keep doing it you will tell his family and post it on facebook (before going to the police)
Personal fuckboi

well like I said I'm bi with a preference for women but when I fuck women my loads are normal size, when I fuck guys they are porn size

can i please lick you clean

i'm bi and while i feel better with guys, I never cum more than when I'm balls deep inside a girl's pussy.

how would you know how much you cum? You just feel the pulsing you don't see the liquid

do you top guys or bottom

Both

Maybe it's just me but I can very clearly tell the difference between the amount of semen I'm shooting out if it's a massive load or not. Plus, you can see it drip out.

true...but i prefer to watch the load shoot out lol

Does this actually work? I want to do something more intersting tonight then just lube,

Should i ask my gfs if she wants to watch me to fap and play with my homie?

take some coq10 and vitamin e and it does
It's kind of expensive, but when you cum and see it you'll be amaze

yeah that's why I ride guys, you get to see it on their belly

been curious about an experience
any of you ever been tied/handcuffed or something
and someone else jerk you off
its like you dont have control at the rate, and even if you need to slow down its up to your partner

does she like to watch that kind of porn?

Yes, all women love gaysex

That's one way to do it, I prefer the warm feeling of being completely buried inside when I'm unloading. It always makes me shoot out more.

Yes but I can only cum if I do it, yakes too long if someone else does it and they never do it right, it works sometimes with a Hitachi however

You guys wanna know how to make some GREAT lube?

Go to Wal-Mart, get a bag of frozen chopped okra, and a strainer if you don't have one.

Put the okra in a pot and fill it up with just enough water to cover it all. Then boil it until most of the water is gone.

What will be left over is an uber-slippery substance with the consistency of cum. Strain out the okra and you have dirt-cheap homemade lube.

It works amazing and doesn't dry out very easily. I'd even go so far as to say it's a superior lube to store-bought in just about every way.

don't take my word for it, try it and see for yourself

Gay lol