Haven't seen one of these in a while and always thought they were fun.
Describe an Album With a Spongebob Quote
Well Maybe it is Stupid, but it's also dumb.
You would know a lot about stupid stars, wouldn't you?
You ever heard of the... Hash-Slinging Slasher?
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?
The Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa.
It's Leif Erikson day!
IT WAS BIG, SCARY, AND PINK!
"What doesn't kill ya... usually succeeds in a second attempt."
IM UGLY AND IM PROUD
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
Now repeat after me: I have no talent.
Oh boy, 3 AM!
Holy fish paste! It's a guy!
One. Eternity. Later
"You're not Krabby the Clown!"
You're right! I'm his beloved assistant, the Krabby Patty... burglar.
And now, Solitude in E minor
"Spongebob... my legs are frozen solid. You'll have to cut them off with a saw!"
"No, Patrick, I can't do that..."
"...because I already cut off my own arms!"
Now, you must acquire a taste for... Free-form jazz.
I couldn't believe it either
Educational television! OH NO!
“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
"It's BIG, SCARY and PINK!"
FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!!
Mr. Mustaine has alll the talent
"You used me for land development!"
I call it Bold and Brash.
I said A-ssertive not IN-sertive!
Steppin' on the beach, doot-doot-doot-doo!
- LEEDL LEEDL LEEDL LEEDL
But the door's locked, and the only way out is through the... perfume department!
Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are
This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness
c a m p f i r e s o n g song
Squidward said I could help by burying myself!
1% evil, 99% hot gas
I don't care about the children, I just care about their parent's money!
You just CAN'T WAIT for me to die, can you?
fucking hell mate
inb4 50% Sea 50% Weed
and the next day and the next day and the next day and the next day
"I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. WITHOUT ANY MILK."
I like Creed. Have you ever heard Creed?
here lies squidward's hopes and dreams
What a baby.
Bump, this is a good thread.
Day 35! Give up for Day 35 of non-stop service!
Oh no, Patrick, you forgot how to eat again! I'll go get the funnel!
holy shit audibly laughed
Remember, Patrick, FOCUS.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S A GIRAFFE
Hey Patrick, you know what's even funnier than 24?
more like belongs in the trash
"I don't get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he's messing it up. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he's Spongebob!"
I can't see my forehead.
"Spongebob you're the only guy I know that can party with a jellyfish... FOR TWELVE HOURS!!!"
and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day,
Also Soundtracks for the Blind
Everything is chrome in the future
i dont need it. i dont need it. i definitely dont need it.
There should really be an inb4 for all of these quotes. These ones are always just an excuse to shit on an album rather then actually link something to Spongebob
"SKIN ME ALIVE AND DRENCH ME IN BOILING OIL!!!"
HAHAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT HAHAHA