>be me
>24yo
>still a virgin
>have done kinky stuff with my ex-gf's like armpit-fuck,licking and all that sort of stuff
>never had the chance to insert my peepe into the weewee because i've always respected their desire to not do any sex
>feelsbadman.jpg
I really regret that day in wich i decided to don't force my hand on her,especially because afterwards she did leave me with pathetic excuses and words that came out from her friend mouth
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My first experience was really fun
>Be 17
>Meet local girl at park
>Chat her up
>Get her snapchat
>Hit her up later that night
>She wants to meet up
>2am nervous as hell
>Pick her up
>Immediately put hand on her thigh
>She loves it
>Drive to the same park 2 blocks away
>Start talking
>She just moved to Florida from the Midwest
>I had just moved to Florida from the Midwest
>Talk for 2 hours straight
>Straight up ask if i'm getting a kiss tonight
>She says "That's not how it works user"
>Kiss anyway
>She is already giving me tongue
>Feelsgood.png
>Ask her if she wants to move to the backseat
>She agrees
>Climb back there
TBCont.
Pic related, it's her
>Start making out
>She's on top of me in the back of my aunt's 07 camry
>She's only about 5"1 and i'm 5"8 so it's easy
>Put my hands on her waist
>She grabs my hand and puts it on her tits
>Ohfuckitsfinallyhappening.gif
>Reach under shirt
>Start rubbing her nipples and grabbing her tits
>She tells me to be rougher
>Pull her in close
>She asks if I want her to take her top off
>Hesitant at first but eventually agree
>Amazing body I cant believe this is happening
>Start kissing her neck
>Move down to her chest slowly and start rubbing her inner thigh
TBCont.
Nudes or fuck off
Continue
>Pretty much throw her down on the seat
>I'm on top now slowly making my way down
>Start kissing her neck and move down slowly
>Kiss her stomach and unbutton her shorts
>She asks me if I want to take them off
>Fuck yeah
>Start kissing her all around her panties
>Really teasing her and driving her nuts
>Kiss right above her pussy
>Grab the top of her panties and pull them down slowly and kiss in the same spot
>She takes them off with no hesitation
>Start kissing all around the lips of her pussy
>Tease the fuck out of her
>Kiss her clit and she grabs my hair
>Ask her if she's ready
>Gottagetverbalconsentin2017.jpg
>She says "Yes please"
>Slowly start to kiss all over her pussy
>Point of no return
>I have zero clue on what to do
>I had read a couple articles and even watched a video but I had never done it before
>Start testing different pressures of kissing
TBCont.
Never saved the one nude she sent
>Really just start licking her in various places
>Slide a finger in
>She flinches and grabs my hair
>Slowly work my finger inside of her while kissing her clit
>Start moving around in attempt to find g spot
>Find weird feeling peak inside
>Messing with that drives her mad
>Eventually move to the front wall and find the g spot
>Later i'd find out that hers is actually really small
>Continue to rub G spot while tonguing her clit
>Eventually get 2 fingers in her
>Get 3
>=That ends up being too much so I finger blast her with 2 while taking long licks between her pussy lips
>Tastes slightly salty but she'd wet as all hell
>She grabs my face and has me kiss her with pussy juice dripping all down my chin
>It ends when she pulls me up after crushing my head with her thighs as she finishes
>She tells me i'm her first
>Holyshit.txt
>She says she wants to help me now
>She gets back on top
TBCont.
>She tries to copy what I did by slowly going down
>She unbuttons my cargo shorts
>Luckily I have button pockets so spaghetti stays in my pockets
>She takes my dick out and slowly starts kissing the tip teasing me
>It feels really good but I have a problem
>She starts blowing me but It felt like almost nothing
>The only thing I can feel are her teeth slightly scraping my cock
>Tell her to open her mouth wider
>She does
>Feels a little better but still not as good as I imagined
>This is the ultimate cuck
>All the masturbating i've done over at /gif/ has ruined my dick
>She blows me for a half hour
>Still didn't finish
>Really want to fuck her
>She says she wants to wait
>End up grinding a ton and getting my tip in just a little bit
>I'm a big guy but by no means huge
>Tad short of a monster can in length and girthy enough to not fit in a tp tube
>Every time I slip my tip in she moans and flinches
>Eventually look outside
>The fucking sun is rising
>Stop get dressed and drive her home
TBCont.
>Do pretty much the same thing the next night but with more grinding
>This time she has her panties on so I put a little more than my tip in through her panties
>She says she can't wait
>I cuck myself and convince her to at least wait till I had a condom
>5 days go by with us just talking
>Go pick her up and take her to the beach
>She isn't feeling it so we go back home but get pulled over for license plate light being out
>Tell cop we're sorry and heading home
>Get off with verbal warning
>Mind you we're 2 teenagers and I look high as fuck from allergies and i'm sweating from the Florida heat
>She wants to go home but I insist it's alright
>Sneak her into my house at 2am while aunt is asleep
>Start getting to it in my bed
>She says she wants to fuck
>This is it
>Grab condom from suitcase in closet
>Put it on and start fingering her to get her warmed up
>She says she really wants me inside her
>Get in missionary kiss her and slowly slide my tip in
>She tells me i'm too big
>Get bottle of lube and lube her up like its a fucking NASCAR engine
>Fuck her for about 15 seconds before she tells me it hurts too much
>Take of condom
>She's able to go for about 2 minutes
>Stop and go back to oral for a little
>Back to fucking for another 2 minutes
>Try 10 different positions including standing up
>Missionary seemed to work best
>Still not close
>She says we have to stop it hurts too much
>She likes the feeling but cant stand the pain
>Says it feels like a hot glue burn after a few days of healing
>She blows me for 10 minutes still nothing
>I get on top and literally jerk myself off infront oh her face
>Gottablast.cfg
>She puts her lips on my tip and I blow a pretty decent size load into her mouth
>Look at her and ask "Did you swallow?"
>And she looks at me and giggles "Was I not supposed to?"
>Tell her "I just didn't expect you to like it
>Cuddle for an hour and then drive her home
TBCont.
cont
.>She texts me and asks me to sneak into her house
>Fuck yeah
>End up walking 2 miles because I didn't want to steal my aunt's car keys
>Sneak inside through patio
>Make out and cuddle for 20 minutes
>Fuck her again but this time softer and only in missionary
>If her dad wakes up i'm getting filled with birdshot
>Eat her out then cuddle for 2 houes
>Fall asleep and wake up at 5am
>Her dad wakes up at 5:30 usually
>Get the fuck out of there as fast as I can
>Go home and ask if she wants to go out the next day
>She tells me she feels sick
>Ask if I could help
>She says no
>Suspicion arises
>Later that night I go to my cousins and smoke some dank kush
>Get text from her saying she just wants to be friends
>Fuck
>She leaves me the next day
> I go to the park and cry in my car
>Get over her and find new girl
And that's the story of my first Girlfriend, first love, and first sexual experience, to all you Sup Forums tards just be confident and you'll make it trust me, if I can look like this (Pic is me) and get that, you can get some too
So you're a 6 with bad self esteem.
Which translates to, you're not as ugly as you think you are.
Pretty much, my confidence soared after I started a literal race riot at my high school and got kicked out, i'll link the article in a second
Basically the story is I sent this pic to a friend as part of an inside joke that started on the airsoft field when my friend turned to my black friend and pointed his rifle at him and said "If youre a nigger ill pull the trigger" then shot him square in the chest, I was just continuing the joke and some libtards started a rumor, I should greentext it over on Sup Forums
That is an odd thing to gain confidence from, but sure show me the article.
I only gained confidence because I knew that I couldn't fuck up my life any more so I just went for it with women realizing that a rejection is less embarrassing than a riot
Oh so it was a rock bottom, the only way now is up situation?
That makes sense.
Yeah pretty much, I started with a reaaaaaaaaaly fat chick 3/10 then moved on to an easily 8/10 - 9/10 then I started talking to this crazy ginger chick but that went no where , after that I dated this 5/10 but her pussy was nice , now i'm on to my next real love and hopefully my last, some shit hit the fan and we went from in a relationship to doing everything that a couple would do but we're not official, pretty much friends with benefits but remove the benefits and add feelings , then add back benefits
I'm happy for you user, even if you are a user of mouth fedoras.
My life couldn't have worked out better tbh
>School see's the riot
>Tries to expel me without giving due process
>They fuck up bad violating my 5th amendment right
>Asst. principle who is black takes my father and I out to lunch
>Enrolls me in alternative school
>Skip a year of high school get handed a diploma essentially
>Say fuck it and move to Florida
>Now I live life, it's great , i've been trading bitcoin with my aunt and i've already help her make over 100 grand
Yeah, i've been hitting the douche flute since sophmore year, the nicotine takes the edge off when i'm driving or in a stressful situation, also I have a mild form of tourettes so instead of an autistic tick I just hit my vape, that has become the tick. Is it healthy ? Probably not but god damn it's fun.
vape fag here
if you need the nicotine op then switch to an Ego A.I.O- all you need to do is put 25mg up to 45mg juice in it and you'll get buzzed af.
I vape with a Cleito 120 and 10mg with menthol I added myself, I don't get buzzed unless it's nicotine salts like a Juul. I'm fairly content with the hit I get currently also I like to huck some fat fuckin clouds, I can hotbox a car in about 3 hits
A good method for adding menthol is to buy the crystals from a food supplier then pop them into your juice, just leave the bottle in a hot car and it'll melt like a charm, I used to use a lighter and a spoon but you can see why I stopped