Any married guys here? I'm looking to get a girl on the side for fucking and companionship...

Any married guys here? I'm looking to get a girl on the side for fucking and companionship. Anyone out there done this and have tips to offer? Where to meet someone, how to avoid getting caught, how to avoid drama with the new girl etc.

Stop being faggot and ask for a divorce you beta cuck.

Stop being a divorce and ask for a faggot.

Do not do this. Full stop.

The bad things that will result from this, in the end, will astonish you. You might as well take a hammer to your face - in fact that would heal much easier than infidelity. Do not do this. Trust me, from someone who knows.

Story? Isn't it possible to make it work? Or are bitches too crazy?

Yes. No.

hang yourself

Do not try to get a regular side chick. She will cause drama and you will get caught. Keep it to one night stands with women who don't know your real name or where you live. Or get your dick sucked by dudes and tranny's off Craigslist or Grindr, just try to avoid an STD.

You always get caught, sooner or later.

Pretty much

Do this if you dont want to enter into an addictive lifestyle.

Listen to this guy if you dont intend on leaving your wife.

This is coming from a guy whos been with his woman 7 years, married only 1. Ive been fucking other women the past couple years because my wife stopped putting out. Do it if you don't value your relationship. But if you don't, well, enjoy life knowing you are secretly a piece of shit like myself.

No story - I want to forget, not remember.

Accept that eventually your spouse will find out in time as a RULE. Either you will tell her, or your side girl will tell her, or someone finds out and tells her, or some overlooked detail will reveal it. If you think to yourself that the consequences of your wife finding our are just a bit of crying, you are so so wrong.

If you love YOURSELF, do not do this. If you hate yourself, don't engage in self destructive behavior, seek treatment.

Thanks bro. Appreciate the info. I'll stick with the whores.

All these babies who feel guilty, disgusting. Be aloof with social media. Stop posting to facebook, stop posting to twitter, take down all your linked in garbage. Change your Facebook profile pic to a sports figure that is very popular of a sport you don't give a shit about so no need to explain the chances of being Internet caught.

Step two, watch a lot of porn. Put that shit all over your search history so anything linking you to the other girl is obfuscated by a metric shit ton of porn.

Treat your side bitch like shit, you are there to get your dick wet and nothing going else. No spending the night, don't get trashed at her place, nothing. Never take your phone out when your with her, and don't take any pics, and don't let her touch any of your stuff.

You don't let her touch your phone, wallet, or car. Tell her you travel a lot for work and you never have time to clean your place, your roommate is a slob, it's better if we just spend time at the girls hpuse, etc.

Always wear a condom. Always. Be the one who buys them. Never leave the box at her place. Always assume like she is trying to baby trap you.

If she is aware of the fact she is a side bitch, she will eventually chimp our on you or your wife, so don't let her know. Your story is after your parents died, your wife left you in a super ugly and bitter divorce, so there's a lot of pain or whatever when you talk about the past.

Never ever ever go to the same place with side itch as your wife. If you're in a big town, stay on the far side if you have to go to dinner or movies or whatever.

Don't have second thoughts or a guilty conscience. You will only regret not fucking a bunch of strange pussy and you will hate your wife even more.

Tell her you joined a lodge or something, and they are mostly just day drinkers but you're trying to make connections to further your career.

Make sure your finances are set up so you have dual accounts and your wife can't touch your money just in case

what a way to live

This guy knows. All pussy feels the same. Find someone you can be lifetime friends with, share the good times with, someone who supports you when life is fucked, and dont give them up if you're happy for side pussy. Once married, you cheat, and they'll legally be able to take all the money and assets you've taken years to acquire. All of that taken from you for a night with some chick you probably cant stand, not worth it.

My best ones on the side were married. Find an unhappy married chic, it's easy.

>Golden Boy

It's a thousand percent easier to just divorce first, jesus

I'm engaged have been for 10 years, and before that we dated for a bit. I plan on getting married this coming April. The only tip I have for you, never cheat and treat your female with respect. You get out what you put in, why are you looking for a side chick what is it that your wife is not proving? Looks, sex, what?

This exactly. There is gonna be a honeymoon period where you both feel like you are more perfect than your actual spouse. Dont fall for this. Just keep it to fucking. This is the best framework of you are to scared of opening up to your spouse which also fixes 70% of marrage problems.

When you get married you will understand why you are wrong.

I bought a 2nd car I park in a storage unit I drive to the mall and take an uber to my car in storage. I have a whole 2nd main girlfriend in another town that neither of each. I work very strange hours being an IT person so it is easy to get away with. I never post on FB or social media and I don't hang out with any of their friend.

Wrong, how can I be wrong you never answered me. You are saying it's wrong to treat a significant other with respect?

First off - DON'T

Your wife isn't cutting it, divorce. It's so much easier.

Second, if you intend to still do this.
>No physical remnants must remain of your banging
>All your time must be accounted for
>No phone calls, emails or other trackable media
>She never needs to know anything about you.
>Kill all social media accounts
>She doesn't need to know where you work
>She doesn't even have to know your married
>Never fuck friends/coworkers/her sister or cousin
>Never go places you might accidentally run into her with your wife
>Make sure she is okay with fucking only; no relationship
>Watch out for her marking you as hers in some way (bite, hickey)

He's a selfish asshole. What does he care about other people's feelings?

Women aren't really people like you and me. The deserve a firm hand, a swarthy cock, and an allowance to buy groceriez.

Nigger = Swarthy do you know what that means?

I honestly do care about my partners feelings. Im just saying your situation will change when she changes after marriage. But she is really special and it probably won't happen to you. Congrats.

>secretly
The way you write suggests otherwise. This is an opinion. Do not ask for proof/evidence; there is none.

Faggot doesn't just mean a bundle of sticks. Pirates are swarthy, someone with an ulterior motive typically related to banging a younger female is considered swarthy. Many definitions. I certainly do not condone niggers.

I thought swarthy was a darker complexion...like swarthy Mediterranean types

Do not get married. Do not move in together. Remain FREE.

Find somebody else who's also married.
Have a fling.
Mine has gone on for several years.
Just don't take unnecessary risks.

This.

Been there, done that. I went through a period of some depression, and an affair with another woman made me feel better, and I thought it was just fun on the side. All good? Naaah, she decided that she wanted me for herself forever, and set up a situation where her husband came home and found us together. In her mind, it would all come out, we'd be thrown out by our respective spouses and we would be thrown together forever and ever.

She didn't take into account that her hubby might decide to beat the living crap out of me, breaking my nose, teeth, ribs and puncturing a lung. Crazy bitch.

And no, despite the sex being top-notch, it wasn't worth it.

Really, I can just fuck a bitch in the side without splitting my fucking bank account and retirement. Thats easy....dick in, dick out.

The man wanted tips, without a general direction. I tried to cover the major bases

Your wife is your companion. Either divorce her or just kill yourself already.

It is he doesn't educate.

Alot of my friends had gone through divorces and they are terrible. The best advice I could give is just be honest with your wife about what you want. Tell her you wanna fuck other chicks, sounds crazy but it will get her thinking.

You made me look up the definition....it says dark skinned. Olive complexion.

Lol, all this work just to fuck another pussy. Pathetic.

>Your wife isn't cutting it, divorce. It's so much easier.

Sorry, work for lawyer, cannot confirm. Divorce will destroy your life. Court dates, mediation, restraining orders, soliciting declarations from family members and friends, gaslighting, custody disputes, financial wrangling, mandated financial conditions, mandated counseling, Judge whimsy, it never fucking ends.

Fake your own death and steal the identity of a dead neckbeard your age. Easier and quicker.

You sound like a beta faggot. I'm 90% sure your wife will cheat on you after marriage.

Doubtful, she understands her role in our relationship. Honestly, the ones who project the most are always trying to hide something. You should really go outside every once and awhile, oh wait you did and a nigger knocked you out for where a swastika. Faggot puck ass bitch.

How hard it is to Google a word before you "correct" someone on it's use?

Now you just look like an idiot, Mark.

Classic Mark.

Fuck user, after reading this thread I can see none of these fucks have ever gotten away with shit.

First rule of cheating - never cheat with anyone who has less to lose than you do.

Find some married chick who's husband is either too self involved or fucking his assistant. This way she has just as much if not more to lose than you do.

If you're smart you'll figure out that most bigger cities have several social levels. Find one that suits you that you have never frequented. Most likely you'll be safe from people from you and your wife's social circles. (Example: I was a Punk when I was young. My wife and her friends have no idea what punk even is. I take my side girl to punk clubs and have a great time.)

I'm married for 10 years. Why the fuck would you want to deal with another woman? Trust me one is enough. We still have sex at least 5X/week.

If your wife/girlfriend stops having sex with you it means you've turned into a beta faggot. Stay in shape, lift (do this for yourself, not for her) and generally act like you could upgrade her at any time and she will always cling to you. Don't be a doormat and for fucks sake tell her no when she's being a child.

I dated and fucked around with multiple girls simultaneously while I was dating, but never after I was married.

If you're serious about your relationship, be serious about it. Don't fuck it up. If you really want to date and be with other people, discuss being poly with your wife. Maybe she'd even be ok with the idea if it's fair for both sides.

Lol, how insecure can you be? I'm 99% sure now.

This pic is about you and how good you are as a troll.

at least he gets to fuck two pussies; you have none to brag of

>>People care about the color of my dick more than adultery.
You win Sup Forums, you win

You sure showed me. Enjoy your divorce and subsequent financial rape.

Nice projecting

It's all good I still spotted you.

Just get a divorce if you don't love your wife. And yes, fucking or just being with someone else emotional means you do not love your wife. At least not enough to constitute staying married. If you cheat, I hope she takes everything you have, and more.

You don't want the guilt associated with that. It's super easy to get the wife chick though. 35-60 women constantly on the prowl for dick.

Not a nigger, I always thought swarthy meant pirate like.

the only real word used to describe a pirate is scurvy and that doesn't mean anything good man..

So OP, don't cheat on your wife with a pirate. Lesson learned.

Scurvy is a disease sailors would get from lack of vitamin C. You describe someone a "scurvy", but they might infact suffer from scurvy.

Seriously, you are saying that if you put your weiner in someone other than your wife you dont love her. Explain.

You just explained it. That is part of the agreement when getting married. If you need that explained to you then you are a man-child who is wasting her time.

Yeah. It lead to a more open relationship. But... after all the shit in the first 8 years of my marriage the side chick wasn't a massive deal.

I think you are confusing the concept of love with like certain expectations of marriage. I think you can love your wife and love getting your dick wet. I think love and responsibility of the husband are being used interchangibly amd not the same thing.

This is going to be a disastrous divorce for you, I am glad. I wish I could watch it all unfold.

You are barking up the wrong tree. I think a disastrous divorce would be a guy divorcing his wife, going through the whole process and splitting everything, because he had to wait for the papers to be signed....to fuck someone else.