ITT: DIY surgery

ITT: DIY surgery
How did I cut them off?
> be me
> bottle with wiskey
> chirurgal desinfection cream
> nail scissors and head binoculairs
> grow some balls because doctors aint gonna do shit for you
> sterile and clean towel
How?
> apply the binoculairs (essential, buy them ffs)
> drink half of the bottle wiskey
> wait a few minutes
> start cutting them of like grass by a landmower
> use the towel for cleaning
> optional: ethanol on your towel
> it doesnt hurt because those things are dead. they dont have nerve cells
> add half of the amount of the chirurgial cream (orange betadine)
> wait a week and use the betadine for the next 6 days
> fucking gone you coward
> never those ppps again, ever
Post your own DIY chirurgy

IS THIS ANOTHER FAGGOT DICK THREAD?

why would you do that? this is fucking normal. beside bitches love the feeling of this in their pussieesss

Thats bullshit. Youre a coward

You should have just gone to the doctor you little dicked moron

DON'T
A penis is a precious gift that you shouldn't be doing"diy" surgery on

Doctor aint gonna do shit. He will recommend a laser clinque for 400,- and tell you its normal. Grow balls

>Have em'
>Gf doesn't seem to mind

Papules are a non issue. Apparently they add another texture to your cock.

they are literally nerve endings with glands over the top of them. Goood job user

Maybe try not fapping you fucking degenerate.

This is what your doctor told you. They are non harmfull parasites. They deserve to burn.

I never grew PPP so I guess I don't have to now do I?

Anybody have any of those sabaceous cysts on their sack?

OP you're a fucking retard.

No they dont have sense. They are also not nerves. Nerves are a billionth of that size. If they were nerves it would be extremely sensitive.

Use a firetorch

Enjoy your ppps coward

"DIY surgery", damn I hope you die of infection and get a Darwin Award

I know how to do shit. Umadblackboii?. Common sense you coward.

seems risky

You are just an redneck Idiot

Ffs i was right. It was an blackboii. Suburban guy from European city. College deg.

>default to an insult is calling someone black
people like you are what's ruining the image of good white people like me.

I'm not the user you're "fighting" with but this is hilarious how defensive you are about cutting parts of your dick off that you don't like. You're certainly the alpha dog around here.

They have bundles of nerve endings at the bottom, they ARE sensitive. This guy is lying about trying to cut them off.

Not at all. Lets do an wiki reseach w8.

>cuts parts of his body off
>uses "sterile" towel and nail scissors
>thinks he is the smart one
>calls people niggers when they tell him that he is a moron

And thats why the rest of the world thinks americans are a bunch of morons

"Hirsuties papillaris penis" bloodvein and non parasitical wrats. Ok. If wrats have nerves youre right.

Thanks Eurofag. Dutchfag here. (op)

damn

if this is not b8, OP is a massive retard

Those things are a tenth of the average acne wrats
> parts of your body.
Kek

I'm so glad my country has free health care.

From the Netherlands
> doctors will direct you to an cosmetical clinic.fag

>from the uk

my sister got a boob job paid for by the nhs

You perform "surgery" on yourself, while under influence, with common household items? I bet you got no more than half of your teeth and own a John Deere trucker cap.

Probably because she claimed to have painfull deformed boobs. Neth gov will cover that as well

>not showing result
SHOW FUCKING RESULT

No annon
Not everybody gots an inferior brain capacity. Back to ur trailer.

Dubs calls for proof
No proof means OP is a lying faggot looking to cause drama

>inferior brain capacity
So THATS why you write like a 12 year old

Old pic. (2months)

Im not an Americunt. Like 98% of the world

I really had to read replies to know what the fuck this should be. wtf.

can't believe you actually removed all of those hemorrhoids

znyone else fucking love how those bumps look? it like one of those satisfying videos

>bait!!!
where is your after picture?

dubs and scars check out
but you have been circumsized before so you had nothing to lose to begin with

lol
these are normal, op
hope you feel secure about the way your penis looks now though

You are genuinely fucking retarded if you actually did a diy surgery. This is PPP and can be removed by drying it off. Some people use toothpaste, I used tea tree oil.

Lmfao: tea three oil.

No time stamp.

>Have a couple of outgrown moles
>doesn't affect health or anything
>just got a pair of scissors and cut them
>Cleaned a bit with some disinfection fluid

lol brother has the same just used nail clippers

I hate Sup Forums 2017
> basmentdwelers
> no balls or courage
> always have the energy to us RISE, no courage to be a man
> weak faggots, 14 year olds, etcetc

Ikr. They are good for self surgery. Ive seen 99 weak cunts. But this rebalances my hope tbqh.

Saw an infographic on some dude who did it with a thing that basically looked like a soldering gun but not as powerful. It worked but his dick was inflamed for about a month to the point where he couldn't even walk without being in tremendous pain.

Drunken self-surgery is about the dumbest thing you could do OP. But good luck if you choose to.

>parasites
wut

Sean Connery

This the best greentext i read in a while

I can't believe how many faggots fell for this bait

Why would you ruin a perfectly good or cock? You could have raped SO many elves and clerics

Those thing are the most sensitive on my dick

Just grow some, so you can feel the pain when you try to cut them

No its normal you fag

Has nothing to do with that

FUUUUUUCK YOU

Don't fucking do this you idiots. It'd be really dumb. For real.