Trips determine what happens on September 23rd

Trips determine what happens on September 23rd

The Harmonic Convergence.

No wait, that was the bullshit event from the 1980's where nothing happened. I dunno, maybe some shit with the Maya calendar or the second coming or some shit.

The earth splits in half.

I'll be at a 'grand party' I hope.

I'll have a cup of coffee and maybe some cake with my parents. Nothing else to bother me.

Nothing because the bible is fucking retarded.

moot will return

we will all fuck OP's mom.

all jews and muslims simultaneously die of explosive heart attacks

a cult commits mass suicide

I get a girlfriend

Planet X and Nibiru is bullshit has been debunked by NASA many many times. Nothing happens. Some faggot David Meade wrote a book based on some bullshit he found in another work of fiction, the bible. Fucko said fake planet would hit earth in October, then changed the date to Sept 23rd.

Maybe all the twats who bought the book and the bullshit will ask for their money back kek.

O_O

Horse. Also, add to that, shit.

Limiting Leo to 9 stars to make the count come out right detected, also Jupiter transits Virgo eery 12 years or so.

trips of truth

Op actually delivers.

This. Major Earthquake and Yellowstone

Reapers arrive and harvest us all

pls no don't

Obama claims that he did 9/11

i get laid

God I hope North Korea doesn't become a .coincidence

I become a year older

Stay within the realm of possibility please.

i take the biggest shit and pass out from exhaustion on the toilet

god comes to visit

Nothing

Sup Forums along with Sup Forums creates it's biggest shitstorm to date.
Governments shit brix.

As above, so below

god a plestered platypus

Too good to be true.

Nothing. I get drunk.

Profligates die in nuclear war

Business as usual

Roll

Get

haha

Faggot

Be prepared.

Greetings,
Rockefeller

The new episode of Ducktales 2017 comes out?

There have been over 40 predictions of apocalyptic events in my lifetime there will likely be many more. In fact it averages more than one a year. Needless to say my vote is going on nothing happening

Come on now, be reasonable

Dis' the day I fucked your mama