Itt: Bum sex stories

Itt: Bum sex stories
>fwb said I could do anal but she wanted to be drunk
>she takes like 3 or 4 tequila shots
>starts giving me head then gets lube out
>fuck her pussy a bit from behind while she lubes her ass
>says she's ready
>carefully slide dick in her ass
>start fucking ass, start smelling shit
>lube on condom is all yellowy Brown
>she yells to stop the she runs to the bathroom
>takes a shit and a shower
>came back and sucked me off
True story

Post is not real life, friend. Gotta get that shit all cleaned out before you start porking it.

>banged OPs mom
>in the ass

end of story

Not when it was impromptu

the whole stretched shit is a myth, since its a muscle it just goes back to normal after a bit

source: me, a fag with a shit load of massive dildos

I got myself literally shirsprayed from a drunk and pilled irish redhead. Her ass just exploded with liquid poop all over my cock and legs and belly. left the room, showered myself, went back to the room to find her laying on a bed full of shit. Got dressed and left the flat

Have had a few oter shitty episodes from assfucking, but fuck, that irish chick was wild

Why didn't you at least finish?

It's only smellz

>Bum sex

Haaaa. Love that video. brb going to efukt.

she was really high on pils, I was too. all very confusing and loads of shit on the bed. Liquid poo, a real mess that would take hours to clean up in the state we were in. I actually couldn't get hard, so we were twisting like mongolids on that bed, then all of a sudden her ass was in front of my face, her butthole gaped like a half an inch hole, so I got instabonered and went all in, not asking if it was ok. I could see her surprised face when I sodomized her by surprise.
Honestly, I lost my boner and all that shit around... plus the almost rapey anal... I decided to fuck off and fap at home

Got massively shit on after fucking a girl and then giving her a piss enema. Wasn't pretty.

Oh, also her name was Angela, from Cork. Poor little thing had serious daddy issues, was an alcoholic at age 22, a drug addict from a very well off family. Sure her dad used to fuck her, she was balding dramatically. A total mess and such a nice ride

>be me
>wife decides no more sex
>find someone else to fuck
>wife finds out
>start reconciliation
>part of that is she wants to know what we did
>tell her everything...PiV, anal and lots of blow jobs
>few months later we're having sex
>best blow job she's ever given me
>without asking she gets up on hands and knees and tells me to put in her ass (we're never done anal... ever)
>fuck her ass until I cum

few days later she asked me to find a website she had visited on her computer. look in her searches and she had been searching BJ and anal videos.

>plus the almost rapey anal
I kinda get what you mean.

I anally raped my ex kind of, I mean, we'd previously arranged I'd "rape" her at some point cause she was into that. When I made a come on and she was genuinely in a hurry and couldn't be bothered I figured this was the time.
So I just threw her over our sofa, pinned her and sodomized her raw. She liked it but I don't think I finished.
I was gonna conclude with the point that it felt too much like work but tbh at this point in the post I'm changing my mind. I was just shitfaced.

>Angela, from Cork
Why, man?

not enough info to doxx her. its all gud

Can't you just enjoy the ride and not be a pathetic piece of shit?

czeched

>go to brothel
>find whore that will do anal
>says its her first time
>go balls deep in her ass til I nut
>she grabs some tissue and pulls the shit covered condom off my dick
10/10 would do again

fair enough, another stoty

once I was drunk, picked up a junkie looking streetwalker, assfucked her in my car, NO CONDOM. I got asleep, my dick out, bits of shit herr and there. Amazingly, she didn't rob me, stayed there until I woke up, so we went for a drunk.
As you can see, my man, I am a real piece of shit

There's being a freak and there's being an asshole man.
I got gaudy raw stories like that too. It's par for the course. I'm just not also gonna post their deets on Sup Forums because - fuck why would I even do that? Especially when you're describing a chick who's already down, why get a gang of internet autists to give her some after kicks?
Are you in such a fucked up state of mind you want to push people to suicide just because babby's lashing out or something?

You're just young
Enough years and anal will wreck that shit

>be me
>banging fuck buddy in a drunken stupor
>roll her over
>start slamming away
>she's squealing out my name
>reach around to rub her clit
>notice my cock's not in her pussy
>finish off anyway

Kinda felt bad for her getting rammed like that but she didn't seem to mind.

you are right, I suck at life, and at internets too
also, unless some big changes happened, which I seriously doubt, she anheroed long ago, I reckon

third story, this time greentexted
>be me
>be alone and friendless
>go to dodgy bar
>see junkie punk rocker woman I knew long ago
>talk to her
>she is deranged and somehow retarded
>notice she is into me
>after some talking take her home
>she says her bf won't fuck her ass bc its a fag thing
>my anal fetiche radar is on fire
>of course fuck her ass bareback
>actually pounding so hard that i break the steel headboard
>before I finish she runs to the loo
>mfw I notice the poop trail all the way to the loo
>she is taking a shower
>no more anal today, she says
>I finish in her vagoo, cum inside etc
>never saw her again

As you can see, i dont give a fugg for myself or anything or anyone, hence here for ever. But hey, you are right, delivering personal info is on

>mfw capcha is Ambrosiana avenue

this same thing happened to me when banging a hot af gal. took her from behing and went in the wrong hole. she thought it was on purpose, got pissed off and never talked to me again.
Oh well

>be 5 or 6
>playing house with neighbor girl
>decide we're going to "have a baby"
>know that my dick needs put in her
>see butt hole
>stick my dick in
>she cries a bit
>don't want to get in trouble for making her cry
>apologize and start to pull out
>she tells me to keep it in bc she wants a baby
>keep going
>she keeps crying
>after a while she decides she had enough
>pull out
>she sticks a pillow up her shirt
>then she "gives birth"
>continue playing house with a baby doll for our "kid"
we grew apart over the years
but in high school there were several guys that claimed she was a massive anal slut

is not on*

Oh, btw I also got assraped by a tranny hooker. I kinda was asking for it in all honesty. It was bareback too.
>mfw i got checked, never had a veneral disease or aids. waht a fucking legend I am

great shit, you converted her into an anal freak just by chance. Such is life

I got the best sex from my gf after she found out I was cheating on her.

Fuck off that's what faggots do, after you fuck em in the ass you just wash your dick.

Another fuck buddy:

>she married her HS sweetheart
>left him after 12 years
>1st time with her I had brush burns on my dick
no lie
>1st time I took her from behind she grabbed my cock & rubbed it on her asshole
wft - is this really happening?
>took it
>used to ignore her ass until she screamed "RAM IT UP MY ASS"


Found out later that was the only way her ex fucked her & she was a virgin before marrying him.

Wondered what her neighbors thought of her when I came over.


Yes I started fisting her to stretch that pussy. Dick scrapes burn.

Ok, nice one. There i go with another one. (I'm the fag posting all the shit and bareback stuff, etc)
>be me
>small town street party
>whole twon drunk etc
>fat af chick with beautiful face in my radar
>after all night drinking like vikings and making out we head to my buddy's flat
>so drunk I can't get wood
>fat chick really horny
>see her b-hole, slightly gaped
>decide to fist her ass, no lube
>hand gets lost in anal void
>fingers touch small poop
>decide to take it out and feed her like itwas a pil
>she notices when poop is in her mouth
>mfw she just says"oh, you naughty boi"
>a few months later I see her on TV, in a kids show as a clown
>mfw i fed a TV clown with its own shit

IRL oldfag. Not a lot of stories, but been lucky enough to find three women that preferred anal and several more that liked it a lot. Had anal with a sixteen yo freak when I was seventeen and never looked back. Nothing beats getting a chick to squirt on your balls from buttfucking her.

>mfw i have no face


>faggot

I had a GF like that, said the same thing "RAM IT IN MY ASS", this pic always makes me think of her

Was she a street shitter?

...

No, that name just always gets me.

>>fwb said I could do anal but she wanted to be drunk
>impromptu
Your fwb is either a retard or a dirty bitch that doesn't know what an enema is