What kind of things would you do to an ass like this?

What kind of things would you do to an ass like this?

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Get that bitch in the cotton fields so she can lose some weight.

Carve slices off it to feed my dogs

kek

Spank for comic effect

Careful not to hurt yourself too badly on that edge there, pal.

Wash it out with a pressure washer

I am oddly attracted to it...though that would end pretty quickly.

Remove bathing suit and sell to traveling carnival for use as circus tent.

Flay the blubber off with a flensing knife to render down into oil, dry the meat on the decks, search the stomach for ambergris, toss most of the bones overboard.

>I am oddly attracted to it...though that would end pretty quickly.

You sure?

I'd find the man with the biggest hands on Earth to grope it on my behalf.

Look at my fuckin balls.


LOOK

Probably tell the woman she's going to die young because of her disgusting fat ass.
Then reiterate, this concept of "beauty" and what is deemed attractive is fucking stupid, a fat ass usually means lazy, fuck that, kick that fat lazy bitch until she dies.

Don't worry user it's normal.

>Newton's law of universal gravitation states that a particle attracts every other particle in the universe using a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between their centers.

Well since she is black I definitely wouldn't put it in her ass. The smell would be unbearable.

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Wow, that is odd.

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