Craigslist/Backpage/Prostitutes: stories and tips

Craigslist/Backpage/Prostitutes: stories and tips.

Has anybody ever fucked a girl off of craigslist?

lol it's that chick that divorced her husband and father of her multiple kids, in favor of embarking on a mission to fuck as many guys as possible for some "sexual revolution"

Used to have a girl off Craigslist come over to suck me up when I got horny, sure beats masturbating lol

yeah I can fuck her if I pay like $300

How did you go about doing that? I wanna try but I am a bit of a pussy.

M/22/Hollywood I want to fuck an older woman really bad, I tried Tinder, and other apps and there wasn't enough older women on there. I am resorting to backpages and craigslist now and want to know if you guys ever done anything similar. I see a lot of attractive women on there actually and have a smart approach and can eye fake accounts.

Got a nuru massage from somewhere in backpage. It was dope af

Found an older woman off there. Was supposed to fuck her today, but my roomates all came home early. So it's not too had to find them on there.

It's crazy
I banged maybe 4 women total on backpage

Ages... one was 45ish, another 20, rest mid 20's

Probably my best fuck was the 45 year old, and I had a steady gf at the time but sex got bland

Anyways it was fun
She was fit as fuck, body of an 18 year old, but skilled on making me cum fast
She must have prelubed prior coming to my spot, because she stripped and climbed on top and started kissing my neck and rubbing her wet puss on my thigh

She pops the condom on and rides me hard, came after like 4 minutes, she doesn't pull me out yet, but waits for me to get hard again and then continues.

Was fun, worth the $300 during the hour, but full of regret when she left and I'm thinking.... I should've just fapped

Yeah pretty much lol it sucks even trying to find a guy to play with on CL theres alot of flakes and alot of fakes

Damn sounds like you got lucky with that cougar

Hows grinder for meeting up?

gay

How's the AIDS?

Lol no really is there traps on there? Or is there a trap dating app now?

Traps are gay

was young and got a skinny druggie whore that looked like this. i was so horny I ate her pussy and first munch got a squirt of white shit in my mouth. bitch just laughed and said the last guy creampied her.

No fucking way

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ive never told anyone that story. worst part was my balls itched and had a rash for like a week after fucking her.

In NY? HMU 5169873097 $200/n

>checking out ad's on CL (mw4m) email couple looking for a third, he wants to watch me fuck his girl, pretty common request
>few exchanges and voice confirmation, decide to meet up at hotel room, I bring a friend , (never know) and she said it would be okay.
>her man opens the door and a pretty brunette white girl, late 20's is already on the bed face down spread
>She has a blindfold on and I let her suck my dick, and my friend is eating her out, before he gets behind her and fucks her
> we swap a few times positions with her and shes curious as to what we look like and removes blindfold
> At first she doesn’t recognize me, but I recognize her, its my kids second grade teacher!
> after initial shock, figures oh well and gets back to fuckin us

This is how hookers start dying

i absolutely obliterated a thai lady boy's ass for a solid hour. she had amazing tits and gave an award winning blow job too. only paid her $30 kek

Goddamn dude. I'll use this new knowledgeable for my future endeavors to avoid such shit from happening.

did you cum in her ass?

>she
>her

yeah but with condom obv

Don't mess with prostitutes. You will definitely end up with STDs. I speak from experience. I got a brutal case of herpes from a chick who only blew me with a condom. Your best bet is to set up a profile on Okcupid if you want to band a lady who's clean and won't charge. Ive had excellent luck on dating sites with 30-40 year old recent;y divorced ladies. They are usually desperate for attention and dick. Ive fucked around 100 women and the best sex of my life is always with the ladies in their late 30's. This fit 38 year old redhead I met on Okcupid that Ive been banging recently rides me for like 45 minutes and gets so fucking wet that she has to wash the sheets when we finish. She's on the pill so I can cum inside her. Nothing hotter than a redheaded milf when she says "I want to feel your cum inside me"

traps are gay you fucking cucks.

>"suck me up"
>HOWS AIDS FAGGOT?
are you retarded?!

had one of those too, was close and convenient

Male? Female? Groups? Coked up from my birthday party and need cum and to be used

>You will definitely end up with STDs
>what is a condom?

had good luck fucking girls while guys watch

whats nsa

i know but i didnt fuck a trap. i fucked a transgender woman with a feminine penis

no strings attached

daily reminder: condom protection is only effective in 95% of cases

aids doesn't spread through saliva

i like those odds. anyway use 2 then = 190% protection success

niggers stay away

Does, but the risk is low.

Only if you only have sex once a year. Lern2stats

Fags with AIDS, open wounds and ulcers in mouth, do have potential to transmit it via saliva.

>31th

I fucked a bunch of girls off craigslist and ended up getting chlamydia and spreading it to at least 3 women (1 of which became my girlfriend) and having to tell at least women that i had the disease, did not know who i got it from and that they needed to get tested. Not good... Stay away.

So the redhead's got herpes too then?

she not the brightest!

Dat ass butterface

>barebacking unfamiliar women
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

seems like you didn't notice those two ballsacks and two penises in the same pic

i hired this 10/10 Romanian escort when i was in Austria last year. only 20 years old and the most perfect pussy i've ever seen. Sex was average though she kept rushing me to cum but i made sure i had my full hour with her. cost me $150 bj w/ no condom was an extra 50 bucks

what is standard procedure for unfamiliar women? Doggy?

Backpage.
I paid this chick like $150 to shake her has for me while a blasted iggy azalea or some shit on my phone then let me cum all over her ass. I dare not fuck her or let her touch me though. Shit was awesome. She kept hinting that she wanted to ride me but i was like "nah..."

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using condoms of course

Being bored and horny one day, I txt'd a number from Backpage for an 'erotic massage.' "$80 if can come now" was the answer. I show up at a local budget hotel and met her at a side door. She's early 30's, short, kinda cute. I follow her up to second floor ice/vending area where she says "got money, sweety?" I hand it over. "Wait here..." She goes around corner and doesn't return. She calls my phone "you need to go to this address ..." I could hear a baby crying a bit in the background.

As I was walking back toward the door, I hear the kid in a particular room. I tell her this is shady, and ask her if she's a thief. "I'm not the girl who does the massage. You gotta go to the address. I'm not coming back out of the room." I know better than to go to an unsafe random place. Figure I got took and just plan to deal with it. There's a kid involved, after all.

Next day I get a txt: "I'm sorry, I feel bad, come back and I'll return your money." I don't have anything going on, so, curious, I swing back and she's outside the hotel with kid. "Can you take us to an ATM and drop us off at nearby grocery store?" Um, OK I say. I drive to store. It has ATM. "We're not getting out of your car, unless you give more money. If you don't I'll call police... yadda yadda." I refuse, and drive back to hotel. "Get out. Call the police if you want. I'm not giving you any more money." Say I. Police threats are hollow, since she'd be nicked for prostitution, and lose kid. After a few minutes of begging about being kicked out of hotel and being homeless, she and kid get out. I block the number on my phone, and that's that. First and last time I'll ever try that shit.

Don't be a complete idiot like me, user. Just fap at home in any way you like with whatever porn you like. Women of the world are nothing but trouble.

accidentally got into pimping a girl I was fucking around with. She was curious about 3somes and black guys. I posted an ad on CL and found a couple of guys that would fuck her,. Got a hotel room and she wanted to be blindfolded, naked spread waiting. when they came to the room , they were pleasantly surprised to see her ready and I guess they assumed she was a whore or were paying for the room and handed me $150 and proceeded to bang her for about 4 hours. They seemed to all have hit it off and she was up for another meeting with them and same thing happened. eventually they told some of their other friends about her and the arrangement and she did four other guys at another meeting and few more times with friends of theirs too. -I didn't mention the money ever to her, was rather profitable summer

how did she hint it? why did you decline

I dont get it.
In that situation - anyone pays or this is just win-win with no payments?

she kept asking "are you sure you dont want me to bounce on that cock?" and i said no because she's a black prostitute you fucking rubberhead

holy shit dude

When not visiting a hooker, or going to a massage-parlor, i usually go on tinder finding college girls. They usually need money anyway, i offer them $100 for a bj + facial or swallow. It's a lot for a bj but getting it down the throat of a fresh young college girl is so worth it.

greentext you faggy newfag faggot

we gave him money for room

i work with a really hot milf. Shes 60, beautiful body, nice medium size tits, looks tight. Shes been divorced for years. How do i get with her Sup Forumsrothers? Should i wine and dine her? Or just try get back to her house somehow for dinner or movies etc?
(had sex with a few girls my age but i have more of a fascination with older women as of late). Need tips fellas.

Great tale comrade!
Most of you here seem to treat women as play things to get you off. And somehow you're surprised that women just treat you as a wallet.
My advice is to sort yourselves out, get off porn and prostitutes and try to look for real companionship. That would of course require a lot more work on yourself.

Posted an ad in M4W and got a response from a woman looking for money to fuck. Made an arrangement and when she got to my place I could tell she wasn't a pro. Didn't ask for the money upfront, said she just wanted PiV fuck but she did oral and anal for the same amount. Fucked her twice and she stayed for more than the hour she said she would.

Called her a week later and she told me she wasn't doing it anymore. I was the first time she whored herself out. She needed the money to pay rent.

A week later she called me to do it again since she needed rent money.

>we
You and your friend gave money to the {husband}?

how big is your dickq

Also thought i should contribute my experiences to this thread.
Use online dating apps, pick the uglier more self conscious women for easy pickings.
Some study was released that said that the top 90% of women will only get with the top 10% of men (rated on perceived hotness - i cant remember exact numbers but u get the point).
So pick an ugly, fat girl and its an easy hookup.
Source: Fucked a few women after i broke up with my ex. Not the type of women id show my friends but good for a fuck and fun.

She is your slut now?

yeah 80 bucks

>I can speed down this street because I know where the cops hang out.

>girls on craigslist
I'm sure they're all 35 and above, who uses craigslist to fuck anymore besides gay men and old people?

No shit. Its utterly disgusting. Ashamed of that behaviour. Its mostly because i was drinking heavily and making poor decisions. If you can fuck thots or prostitutes on craigslist safely i would say go ahead an knock yourself out. However you can still get a terrible STD from oral sex without a condom so whats the point really. Do like me and find a middle aged cum dumpster to fuck twice a week along with your girlfriend.

man speaks the truth, the older plain ones are easy pickings for fucking and usually do it all

This is pretty much what backpage has allowed me to do, check things off my fetish list and move on

This is interesting. I want to hear more from you, but i dont know what to ask about.
Tell me more. You said its actually a common request?

National security agency

wrong website.

>the older plain ones
what do you define as "old(er)", respectively "plain"?

common that guys (cucks) want to watch their women get fucked, esp by black, most will either split room cost or guys (us) end up paying. its pretty cheap compared to pro's

I've banged so many girls from backpage that it's got old now
the next step in evolution is buying a full time girlfriend

35-45, little chubby, heavy, like her. She was divorced and needed some attention

I would have passed that ad up figuring it's fake, written by pajeet.

kek

7.5 cut white cock

was late figured I would give it a try, she ended up being like 2 miles from me, good fuck too

How's the wifes?

I cant imagine how boring it's to clean her.

pretty good, soccer moms mostly, women you wouldn't ever suspect being sluts

>women you wouldn't ever suspect being sluts
haven't met a woman who wasn't a slut.
they're ALL sluts! they just don't advertise that they are.
if you're attentive to a woman, and can make her feel safe/secure with you - the Succubus comes out

yeah true. Man it's tough to spend money on a high quality doll, it would be rewarding to have everyday but at the same time you could buy a bunch of sluts with that money

You think anyone of them making this for their cuckolds, or are every single one of them really enjoying it?
Does such a scenario imply rough sex? How common is anal with such kind of whores?

>She pops the condom on
>Was fun, worth the $300 during the hour

You paid $300 for """"sex"""" with a condom? With a 45 year old woman? Jesus fucking christ you are stupid. You got used as a dildo, didn't even feel pussy on your dick, and got robbed of $300.