Excuse me sir, there have been reports of illegal dubs around this area. May I check your bag?

Excuse me sir, there have been reports of illegal dubs around this area. May I check your bag?

Morning, officer

Nothing to see here officer

nuffin here

It’s okay, I’m white.

fuck you pig

No dubs here officer.

They have been deported sir.

haha

Just passing through, officer

I am white btw

fuck off officer

As you can see I am dub free

No problem officer. I only have singles.

Y-you wouldn't arrest a pretty girl, would you officer? Besides, I h-have no dubs, only singles.

no dubs here sir

Phew, for a minute there I thought he would catch me with dubs, or worse..

H-hi officer

Lecheim, officer! You'd a makin' me messuganah!

Nah officer, but I got free trips

Nothing to see here officer..

sorry boss, nothing here.

Well shit officer, it looks like it was a false tip. You stay safe out there, appreciate your work!

nothing to see here, officer

nothin' to see

Get your own bag!

I AM WHITE CHECK THE SINGLES MY GOOD SIR

>he dindu nuffin

All good

No

O-of course, officer!
No dubs here

ARREST THIS MAN!

Come checkem

You dont have a warrant

FUCK

Woah there officer im clean trust me

Dude I'm so autistic I have both that picture and one with glowing eyes

No mind meh offizer, jus moindin me own businez

you lying fucking nigger

Nothing too see here officer.

Those aren't mine, I swear!

SEIZE THIS MAN

Dubs? Do I look like I'm in highschool? I do quads.

ye idiot, I don't have me pot of gold in me bag.

No sir, you cannot touch my scrotum without a warrant.

>satanic get
Bring a priest for this one officer!

No officer, what are dubs?

No officer!!! That's my purse!

I ain’t no illegal

I don't consent to searches m8 gl

let me pass please~

Also in 5 posts there shall be dubs.

Drugs not dubs