To all straight male anons, if you were offered $15,000 to have your anus fucked for 10 minutes by a gay man, would you do it?
>Gay man has an average sized dick so no colossus cock
>STD free gay man
>Guaranteed secret, no one will ever know, no IRS or people knowing what you did
Who wouldn't. gibbe some vodka and lets do it
15K, under those conditions - probably
would do it free
Sure. Who cares. Lots of people do it for free and have a great time, can't be all bad can it?
>Who wouldn't
I wouldn't.
$15k isn't enough to cover the life long internal shame and disgust of having sold myself like that
maybe, if I could bang a hot chick in the ass in the meanwhile to distract me of the man. than yes
under those circumstances, of course I would. 15K is a lot for a millennial.
Absolutely. I'd do it for free. Life is short, I'll try just about anything once. I'm a mid life crisis married dad.... otherwise I'd give it a go now.
One stipulation... he's got to be hung like hell. It's got to be lame getting fucked by a tiny dick.
>15k
I would. Most straight guys would.
Where the fuck are you gonna find someone who wants to fuck specifically you for that much money?
Hell just because of the rareness of opportunity id prob do it for $2k.
Wouldn't do it for less than that though, I'd suck him off for $250 though. No Homo.
Only if they're polite about it, for 15 maybe we can do an Andy six who knows...
I'm not worth that much.
so youre are just a full on closet fag
Yes, i think i could do that. I would want it mostly on my terms though. I'm not putting my face down or being aggressive with me, and you're not pounding me hard. You must use a condom too. That would be well worth the money for me.
even if I said yes, I dont think I could do it when it would come down to it. taking a dick in my ass is just not my thing
I would be Gay for Pay!
Wish someone would just do it to me.
I would squeeze his dick with my ass, dressed like a girl, multiple times for that much
>lifelong internal shame
Well there's your problem, you have self-esteem issues.
Only if I can do it everytime I want $15k
I mean, I'm already psychologically damaged anyway. A once off is kot worth it. A steady stream of income on the pther hand...
Not gonna suck that dick tho
>gets ass fucked
>k wheres my money?
>what money?
>mfw
Yes
Yeah. Fucking go for it. My asshole is for sale.
But seriously, what are the rules? I assume its half money first then half money later, becuase
I actually would do it, i could do alot with 7500.
>gay
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
GET THE FAGGOT THREADS THE FUCK OFF OF Sup Forums
MODS HOW ABOUT A FAGGOT CONTAINMENT BOARD? THIS SHIT ISN'T RANDOM, IT'S FUCKING SPAM!
Whoa bud.
only a faggot wouldn't demand money upfront
I'd try to negotiate a little bit. But probably yeah. I'm poor af and could live like two years with that money, so.
Faggot
being a gay nigger is the true masterrace nowadays, so fuck off with your homophobia, faggot cunt
Been getting fucked by the system for 30 years so yes what's 10 minutes or whatever more
sure why not
thats a great joke man, really original, great OC
You you like that?
Have some more
Nope. It's more of a sensation type thing for me. I have zero interest in cuddling/kissing a man.... but I'd like to experience the sensation of anal sex. If you want to be a big ol pussy and call that gay... then go ahead. Doesn't really bother me. Pretty secure bro.
saying that getting fucked fucked in the ass isnt gay and that you are secure about it, doesnt make it less gay. it only makes you a bigger closet fag for not admitting that getting fucked in the ass is pretty fucking gay
My coworker wouldn't suck a dick for a billion, makes fun of me because ive said i would. Also believes earth is flat because hayzues
Have you ever tried to ignore a dick in your ass before? It's kinda hard.
what is this, are you trying to get sympathy on Sup Forums because your coworker called you a faggot?
was that pun intended?
I have never had sexual intercourse with a male before and I am not planning on it either good sir. have you ?
No what is humor
Only if he promises to clean up and suck my dick afterwards
Definitely. I'd do it for $1000
Yeah I'm gay, I only top. I got fucked for like 2 mins by 4 inches of steel one time. It was awful haven't gone back.
Where did you find an std free gay man?
Ya.
I'd buy $15,000 worth of ethereum and be a millionaire
15k?
Nigga I'd do a "white twink gets gangbanged by 100 bbc" typa porn for 15k
do you have that much though
fuck, are things that bad for you? or do you just like black dick?
Nope, not even for a million dollars..
>STD free gay man
>Guaranteed secret, no one will ever know, no IRS or people knowing what you did
With these two. The money is a bonus.
Would you do it for your own Mormon planet and 300 sisterwives?
i would ill just imagine a girl with a strap on
>Valuing your heterosexuality for that much
Faggot
> i don't like being fucked in the ass for 15k$
> you have self-esteem issues.
just kill yourself faggot, not everyone is a greedy piece of shit with no morals like you
Do I need to be awake and aware?
you dont know his financial situation, maybe he's really rich and a million isn't that much for him, but I doubt it
>implyig those kiles over at the irs wont be able to sniff out the 15,000 that magically appeared in my bank account
Oh boy this really is hypothetical
I'd do it for 3k
apparently you have money issues, poorfag
oh yeuh you could just pop a bar of xans you wont remember a thing, i love anal so i personally wouldnt
Deal
kinda, you offering?
Yes I would.
seriously though ive done alot of xanex and all i remember is sniffing it
add two 9 in front of that number and im in.
Yes, I would even rim him. I need money.
Id do it for free, so yeah, hook me up. Can it be a little longer though? 10 minutes won't be enough for me.
ok sure
No yes, My job only pays rent, food, etc. I don't have any money to buy extra stuff so that is why
Why not?
I'd do it for a Klondike bar
only if you like having your asshole torn open to the point youre bleeding everywhere, especially if youre taking it for the 1st time
>like it can be worse than a fat shit
Yeah, but I'm sure the gay guy and the person who paid would know about it
Im a straight guy and i have this guy that wants to pay me 300 bucks a visit to sit with him and watch tv naked. Should I do it bros?
Nope. Not for $15k or any amount.
I would hower consider fucking someone's ass. But getting buttfucked, no, never.
Id do it. 300 bucks is 300 bucks.
>watch tv naked
>get drugged and buttraped
Yeah, sounds like a solid plan.
Yea i think Im going to. Im a little nervous though honestly hahah
He sounds like a nice guy. Hes just lonely and divorced, its kind of sad. hes super rich though. Hes not gonna drug me. But i am afraid he'll make a move and try to bang me or something
Yeah. I like getting pegged by my wife now and then. Plus I'm a people pleaser.
As long as I don't have to get my face too close.
its $15,000 you dumb nigger
thats probably more than you've fucking made in your life
Literally free 15k and people are like nuh uh muh homos
Meh. I'd probably throw in a handjob for 300. Just a little worried his "moves" might include roofies and buttrape. How about this:
>watch Netflix naked at YOUR place
>set up hidden cam
Worst case: he drugs and buttrapes you but you'll own his rich ass forever.
No cause money doesn't mean much to me as long as I can eat and keep the lights on.
It depends on how much money is a lot to you. $15k isn't a lot to me. I wouldn't scrub a nasty toilet public bowl for $15k, no way I'm gonna take a dick in my ass for it.
Did it occur to you that for some people, i.e. obviously not your soon to be buttfucked broke ass, $15k really isn't that much money?
Amen
You could take 4 people on an extravagant vacation for 10 days to fucking Atlantis, eating out every meal and drinking all day every day.
How the fuck is anyone considering anything besides gritting your teeth for 10 minutes?
Hes not gonna drug me if i never drink or eat anything he gives me. im not really worried about that
They don't really do that. Just make the deposits less than 10k and you're fine. Report it as gambling winnings if you are retardedly paranoid.
>gritting your teeth
I think you mean rolling your eyes back while you moan like a bitch, with your tongue hanging out
Yeah sure, I'd do it for about $100 minimum
Well you know he's going to try to turn it into more than watching TV. You might say that you'd not let that happen, but you also might surprise yourself. Don't do it if you aren't ready to fuck him.
what is the IRS and why would they know about a faggot fucking me in the ass for 15k?
Lost
It would be hard for me to collect 15,000$ to get assfucked but probably with these terms I'd get the money somehow.