Oldfags give youngfags advice based on experiences and past mistakes

>oldfags give youngfags advice based on experiences and past mistakes.

General life tips.

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Don't count your chickens before they're hatched.

She was never yours. It was just your turn.

shit man

Lurk more.

Sandman, is that you?

Don't fucking get married. Pussy isn't everything either. Make money fuck bitches but don't get attached.

Never, NEVER, fuck a girl with a messy house/room.

Honestly, not worth dealing with the mental problems and associated shit that she obviously has.

Never.

And yes, I know many of you clowns will live in filth and make stupid decisions frequently if not constantly, you'll ignore this because you exhibit the same mental illness.

Life's shit now. Maybe, it depends.
05 guy

This.

Also, never make the first move. Work on yourself so much that you make them want you so much that they throw themselves at you.

The second you make a move, you give them power over you, which is counterproductive in regards to acquiring sex. Because they will milk you dry knowing you'll do anything just for a chance to dip your wick.

Or make a slight move then ghost them. That'll fuck with their head and they'll probably run at you like you're the most desirable man alive.

The biggest mistake you can make in life is to assume that everything will always be as it is in your current situation.

When you think you’ve had enough, and it’s going to be better moving back to your home state & town, you’re wrong. It’s going to be even worse than it was before, don’t do it.

You can never go backward.

This
Everything changes, especially your own body and personality. You can try to change yourself for the better but trying to change others and what others decide to do will leave you hurt. This doesn't mean you shouldn't try, but you'd better leave things you can't change alone.

The double dubs speaks true.

Don't do it. Move on and don't look back. Improve yourself and be nice to other people.

How do I get laid oldfags?
I'm living with parents and still in high school ( redoing it ), shitty apartment so I can't invite them over, what do?

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HA!
Yes.

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Know what you want to do in life(job wise) and more importantly, know what you DON'T want to do in life

Tis better to spend a couple of years figuring out what you like to do, than waste your life in a good paying shit tier job, that you will loathe half way through.

If a girl wants to fuck they don't give a shit if you have a shitty apartment. You can fuck in a car or outdoors in a secluded area. Wear a condom though.

Get your life in order before trying to meddle with others. As a rule of thumb, You should at least be mentally healthy and have some goal your trying to currently reach.

If you aren't mentally healthy and don't have a goal. Don't fucking date.

Quit thinking that life is like the movies when it comes to dating. Being nice and sweet to some girl and hoping your friendship evolves into something more wont work. Being damaged will not net the girl who tries to fix you and take you under her wing. Instead they will just raise a red flag.

Choose something fun and dynamic for first dates, X plus restaurant allows you to talk about X for awhile, or use it as a fall back in case your spilling spaghetti.

Be generally hygienic, you don't have to make yourself look great, just somewhat respectable.

If your new to Sup Forums, leave now. This site is for autistic losers and the only game played here is crabs in a bucket.

Finally try and have fun in life. Don't feed mid.

Never lurk in a thread when a girl's nudes leak and she looks young.

Report, sage, and run.

Don't be a dick.

Nobody cares.

Don't make yourself worse off.

those quads can't lie, but that inmense true is not sad, is the way it is and it's great.
i'd never like to be consider no one's property, and viceversa.

Anyone have any advice

>in first year of college.
>cute grill, who sits near me sometimes
>pretty huge fucking crush
>occasionally see her looking at me. When I do she looks away quickly Pretty sure she's chaught me looking at her
>when we talk we both seem pretty happy, and if we talk in a group, she will default to me if the other person isn't paying a lot of attention.
>haven't moved beyond that because I'm kind of a fat fuck (working on losing wieght) and have the emotional depth of a child
>also have helicopter parents who still lord over me

I have no idea what the fuck to do, I feel like such a small fucking child.

I want out.

I'll agree with this user as well. I've been married 30 years, and it has some good aspects -- neither of us ever wanted kids so we have fun. I won't get divorced or anything. But if I knew back then what I know now, I'd have avoided it and just be single forever.

Have fun, have sex, but never live together, never get married, and NEVER make babies.

Fap for now. Keep in good shape. Do hobbies that make you feel good. After high school is where the women become interesting enough to spend a night with.

Never shack-up together, never get married, never make babies. These things will reduce your quality of life overall.

what kind of advice other than man up can anyone give? just be confident and brave and ask her politly if your feelings have a chance.

and do this move not expecting her to say yes, because maybe not, but for the sake of your personality.
be sure that your character will grow more strong if you dare than if you don't.

I've never fucking gotten this meme. What kind of fucking assholes do you have to be to not enjoy life with someone else?

Like I got married almost 8 years ago and it's been nothing but fucking great. Sure we have fights and resentments, but we always work through them togeather.

Like the whole "don't get shackled" shit seems so fucking childish and stupid. What stops you from doing the things you did before?
>oh but my wife
Take your wife with you faggot
>oh but she doesn't want to go
Then go alone.

Like how fucked do you have to be to not enjoy someone else?

Like if I were to go to a zoo, it's 2x better if I take my wife, who I can talk to and have fun with. If I go alone and she stays at home, that's fine too. When I get home I can tell her all about the cool shit I saw.

If I'm alone, when I come home from the zoo there's no one to tell or talk to.

How can you fucking live like that?

As a LEO for 20 years I can tell you this is false. We work our asses off to lock up the scumbags who ass-rape children and those guys often get off with probation or light prison time. We'd get fired if we tried pursuing random fuckwads who viewed a photo on one of the world's most popular websites. We can hardly deal with the real criminals let alone all the normies who come here from Reddit and click on a thumbnail because they can hardly see what the fuck it is on their little iPhone.

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30 years? how old are you?
because i presume you've married pretty young, wich maybe is not the best move.

But what if she says no? Would that shit not be awkward Everytime we work with one another or sit near one another.

So you are a cop?

This guy gets it

lurk more

>Take your wife with you faggot
so I can take my wife to fuck chicks?

As of last year I work in the private sector. Law enforcement's one of the shittiest career paths in the world. It's why so many miserable dickwads fly off the handle.

not everyone finds the best mate, m8, and they find that too late.
in taht case, i think that the best move is to move out. of course, kids do this more difficult.

Skinny->normal->thick->fat->obese

Women move 1-2 categories right in a relationship.

Also, look at her mom. If her mom is obese, she is going to be fat, no matter how she looks today.

Can you tell me something?

Do cops stalk people for years in normal vehicles?

Don't get married to anyone unless they are your best friend and you would love to hang out with them even if sex wasn't involved.

If you get dumped by some girl you thought was the one, she wasn't. Move on, and use it as an excuse improve yourself. Someday you will laugh about it/her. Believe me, I know.

Take care of your body. You won't always be young and will be glad you did.

Find hobbies that you love.

Set aside as much money in a 401k as you can, even if you can't "afford" it. Compound interest is your friend (in this case).

If possible, find a job that you love. If not possible to find one you love try to find one you can make lots of money at. In any situation, work hard and make friends because connections will matter at some point.

This.
Also, don't go for looks first. Looks is a nice bonus, but someone who gives you mental challenge is what lasts. Oh, and choose kind over crazy.

Why are you fucking fat chicks if you've got a perfectly good wife?

Beyond that yeah, convice made your wife to help you fuck a fat chick. Just get her a strap on

I think you can become best mates with people though, you just have to find common interests and build on that. Combine it with sharing expirences and letting go of resentment, you should be alright.

>Never, NEVER, fuck a girl with a messy house/room.


I dated a girl who had some form of psychological issue that prevented her from having a neat apartment. She literally had stuff all over the floor and this was in every one of the 3 apartments she lived in while we were dating. The last one I saw, she told me she spent a week trying to straighten it up before I came over and there was stuff all over the floor AND all over her kitchen counters.

I opened the cupboards and they were fucking empty but the counters were covered with kitchen stuff.

Talk about a head full of bad wiring.

1) In the same vein of , don't count your money until it's yours. Go through life assuming there will never be any windfalls of cash or free lunches.

2) Try to read a book at least once in a while. Or try to read high quality publications like HBR, the Economist, etc. You get a higher quality of writing and the vocabulary tends to be higher.

3) Don't go into debates or conversations thinking you can win every argument. Let others have and hold their ideas.

4) The book "The Art of Worldly Wisdom" by Baltasar Gracian will give you every lesson in this thread in 105 pages.

For reference, I am 42 years old, make over $100,000 per year, have two kids, and have been married just over 20 years (and couldn't be happier)

i totally undesrtand your fear, i've been a complete shy through most of my childhood and adolescence, but focus in you and not in her.
even if she say yes, the most likely scenario is that you are going to break up after some time, and you're going to be alone again but stronger.
man up, ask hr politely and in the mos adult way, don't try to be a smart ass because if you are shy you are not going to convince anybody.
an if she says no, you've just acted like a respectable man, and not as an asshole, and you shold feel respect for yourself before anyone respects you.

>Don't get married to anyone unless they are your best friend
Exactly what I tell people.

30, Married 9 years, together 15.

Only good post

Somewhat related = I wrote a parenting manifesto if anyone is interested in it (I'm old with teenage kids)

If it is like this in you life, thats nice.
But most people are not able to find a suiting Person to spend time with. Most relationships end in Drama. You habe to decide if its worth it

Different anons are different. When I was young, I wanted pussy. Now that I'm older, I want a simple, quiet life of work and fun.

My wife is a decent person, and life certainly isn't all bad, but she's got a slew of emotional problems that prevent her from seeing the good things that are part of her life. She only focuses on what she doesn't have and how she's not as young as she was. If she doesn't find some help, she'll end up being a shut-in.

I help as much as I can, and will continue to, but if I could go back, I'd avoid this situation completely. I'd realize that pussy can be rented, and quiet simplicity is what I really like.

>I think you can become best mates with people though
i agree, but you have to be open, smart and humble. not in the way of humilliation humble, but as humble as to recognize that the other's interests are as valids as yours. and even then, not always works, but it totally worth the try.

>there's no one to tell or talk to

I concur. As a 50+ oldfag, I can categorically state, even with the aggravation of being emotionally and romantically connected to someone, it's still better than being alone.

I have literally nobody to really share my wins or my sorrows with, no to mention, I have to pay women to put their hands on me.

If you're in your 20's, try to date a LOT, and marry the first girl you have great chemistry with and a bond with. If a relationship is more built on sex than anything else, it'll never last.

I miss Hannibal

Why do I get submissive gay thoughts here? Also when I come here i always look at porn?

I have a general anxiety a lot and when I do, thoughts of taking cock come about.

I do feel better when I'm porn free, though... And the dock thoughts tend to go away...

Wat do?

I'm doing NoFap right now, 5 months now, i had girls show interest in my but i do nothing to pursue, i had at least 3 crushes on me and i've done nothing at all, i don't know why.

what the fuck is wrong with me?

use condoms
don't cum inside girls just because it feels better or it satisfies your kinks

try out fatties, you might find out you like it.
don't take shit from anyone.
try a few drugs while you're young, you might not get the chance later but don't get addicted, leave it as a one or two time experience.

fuck as many women as you can, you might meet one that will hook you up with a decent job/contact.

>Take care of your body. You won't always be young and will be glad you did.
so much this, and your brain too.
i'm an old guy who was always active phisically and creatively and i look and feel like 20 years younger than most of my school friends.

You're probably a little bit bi. Don't make the mistake of coming out 100% gay. People will treat you weird when you later discover you're bi.

Oldfag here.

1) One thing I cannot advise enough: SAVE. Save and do it from a young age, as soon as you can. Any spare money you get, throw that shit into a savings account. There will come a day when you will need it and you will be so fucking grateful that money is sitting in the bank.

2) Never ever believe a woman who says she's on the pill, not unless you actually see her swallow it. Bitches can be sneaky with that shit.

3) Fuck drugs, stick to beer. Only exception is weed, although make sure you only use it occasionally. You might think it's boring or whatever, but when you take a pill or swallow a tab of acid you essentially relinquish control of your life for the duration. Just stick with beer, life is better that way.

4) If you have kids, don't try to be that 'cool' parent who behaves more like a friend than a parent. They need that authority figure in their life. Let them be who they are, but at the same time be prepared to dish out some tough love if their life is going in a bad direction.

what other people say or think about you is none of your business
what other people say or think about you says nothing about you and everything about them

OP is always a faggot

- you really will get over her/him
- you can get away with more than you think you can
- contacts are good, meet everyone you can
- figure out what your threshold for discomfort is, once you know, use that to guide the rest of your decisions
- old people aren’t smarter than you, they’ve just been around longer and getting older don’t make you smart, so, beware of their advice (mine included)

you never really 'know' anyone
only your experience of them
no one will ever know you
only their experience of you

Don't worry about it. Sex isn't as important as your teenage brain would have you believe.

Find fun things to do, do your school work (if only to get on to the next phase), get a job and save some money, and just enjoy things as they come along. Don't think too much about what "should" be.

i feel for you, man. and i agree.
i'm 50 and even beeing in a great relationship, all the time missing my freedom years and more pussy.
but coming home at night to a caring wife and kids is amazing, i hope you find a companion.

Don't eat yellow snow

as long as you're going over a memory
it's not a memory but your reality
let it go

How do I deal with feeling like a freak?

no matter what they say...
traps ARE gay.

Being fucked up is not an excuse to piss in the fish tank.

>General life tips.

Save your money. Save ALL of your money.

You aren't a freak you fucking chode-monger. Everyone's a little bi.

Never pay anyone to do something you can do yourself

My advice: generally don't do anything I've done.

you're not a freak, you're an individual in a world of conformists

>Be a guy who does. In your life you will find a lot of people who like to talk shit. Many of these will even be more knowledgeable than you and convince you to stop doing stuff. If you think it's worth it, don't listen.
You will often find that fucking up is a valuable lesson, and making it through where everyone told you "you can't" is a sweet reward.

Do what you like. If you're talented at something take care of it, improve it and enjoy it until you can make money out of it. I was a happy young guy earning pennies for what I did. Then I got bigger and now I can make a good living.

Careers are not as good as you may think they are. Get knowledg and show you can do more. It will be worth it.

Persistence and habit are your greatest friends if you have the will to tame them.

>advice

pretty much everything from nick offermann's "paddle your own canoe"

Hide your power level

I prefer the wolfe tones version

Ooops, meant to add this
youtube.com/watch?v=5gjeGCfRNWk

don't marry her, your power is instantly gone plus she gets your house if she splits

Don't call 911 on yourself for self help. They only fuck everything up.
>Be me
>be 22
>Think weed has meth in it
>Call ambulence to get medical help
>Spend 2 months in hospital
>back in this year for mania acquired at same hospital
I'm 23

Indoorsy computing nerd just moved out to start uni here. Any general advice?

>be 23
too young to give advice, son

Yeah, read the thread

Truth.

Man up, snowflake. Talk to her, be honest and fucking direct. Women eat that shit up like dogs to water. Also, quit with the fucking "boohoo" shit, women HATE that.

All you have to do is be confident, relaxed, and be fucking sure of yourself.

Tell your parents to fuck off (just enough to get them off your ass), man you're in college now, and you're trying to be a fucking man.

Also, lose some weight, you fat fuck. Put down the video games and workout. You're young enough to lose that shit quickly.

I'm old enough to your father, so take this advice, you nimrod: just grow a pair and seize life by the balls - you've got youth and time and condoms are free in the health center!

Go have a good time, hit the gym, brush your teeth and then go out there, you lazy fucker!

If I could be 18 again I'd be banging every chick I could, because that shit is fresh and ready to be fucked! Every single one who'd want to. Yeah, even the ugly ones, too, you know why? They've got money and will appreciate being tossed a bone.

You're wasting your time whining like a little bitch. Wake up tomorrow, set some fucking goals and then get out there!!!

52/m/certified oldfag

I'm in love with one of my best friends (7 years) but I've just moved out to another city for university. She's got a crush on me and I've got a crush on her - not told her my feelings. Help?

You dun goofed, son. Move the fuck on.

Don't be a one who always say sorry, even when it's not your fault. After some time you will feel that you're exhausted of that state, and she will use to feel that it's your fault even when you say something else.
Yes i was beta, but you don't have to.

And believe me, she's knee deep in duck already since you didn't open your goddamn mouth. Get used to the white knighting, kid. Sounds like you can't even be brave enough to ask for a fuck, dumbass.

Go fap then kill yourself

Knee deep in dick**

LOTS OF IT, TOO

Thanks for the bad advice. Nah, she's an antisocial virgin.

Find the meaning of your life, read, Nietzsche, dont fall for the money seeking sickness, stop using whatsap and facebook, stop eating carbs and the most important one, never date a coworker.

better image size, newfag