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user,
what's the best life advice ?

drink alcohol

Don't be a fool, cover your tool.
-Van Wylder

There is no advice, it's choices you make.
Makes 0 difference. Time tics and you're its bitch.

Providing source for every pic you post

if you meet a girl who could be:
* your best friend
* someone you'd like to fuck
at the same time, don't stop caring for her, never.

Don't sweat the small stuff.

It's all small stuff.

lift

Watch lots of porn
Eat whatever makes you happy
Do lots of drugs
Get a food service job that lets you see young hotties all day
Follow a religion and convince yourself you are on gods path,
donate money (not time) to said church and feel like a good person
Follow politics and learn how the system works.

Gems are hard to come by son. There is a price for it. Price for everything.

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, it might seem like she cares for you but sleep with one eye opened, leave her/him as soon as you get suspicious of anything

What you wrote is bullshit

Life is pain. Anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something.

Only if you make it painful. No reason for the homeless guy with 100k on the account to be homeless.

Some are unfortunate.

Make a list of things you're bad at, and don't do those things

-The most interesting man in the world.

Only true advice one can make is the one makes for oneself. Nothing ever really applies but it doesn't mean one can't learn from it. When one puts all on 38, he is either making the best or the worst decision of ones life. It's plain and simple.

Always do the right thing.

Right thing isn't always right.

And whatever you write is to bait a virginfag into fucking his life up. Fuck off.

Life is suffering. Try to live with the least amount of time in that state.
You will not be happy all the time. Some days you will be sad. Feel bad and feel sick. You will feel depressed and anxious.
Some days you will be super happy, full of live and aware. Some days will be unforgettable. Memorables and full of love. You will love, hate and be loved and hated.
Once you understand that. You will know how wanting happiness 100% of your existing time is a waste of your life. Accept the hard times and learn from them. Enjoy the good times as much as you can. Take care of yourself and the ones you love. Fix the things that need fixing and move on from the things you cannot fix.

Get yo dick sucked boy

Stay fit.

It's more important than you think. Even ignoring the fact that you'll feel better, people make so many judgments based on appearance, and even if your ugly, it's better than being fat AND ugly.

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lol this fucking faggot

you stupid uncultured cunt i was referencing the princess bride

Dont get lipstick on your dipstick

Maybe if you would have greentexted.

If youre friends with a girl and it makes you feel bad that you arent fucking. tell her you want to date and if she turns you down just stop talking to her.

get rid of anyone that makes you feel bad and meet new people.

This

and if you feel like people dont want to be around you stop talking to them. real friends will talk to you without having to always message them first.

There's no point. That's the point.

>don't get married
>don't have kids
>drink more
>worry less

Have mucho kids, what if one dies...

Don't be a dick.

This.

1 girl friend is better than none.

Take ur time to study the important things. What really matters is what you enjoy so if you enjoy something do it to the point that you love it. If you love something let it go because ur gonna die anyway. Just take the time to play the game.

Girls love dick.

...and don't be a pussy.

To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.

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Don't just say I love you, mean it.

Also if u want to devote ur life to killing me

Give your woman the penis.

Life is effort. You will never stop working and if you do stop, you'll become depressed. We NEED to work, OP. Best advice is to accept this fact and find something you like to do.

Sex is the most important thing in the world. If you're not getting any, you're missing out and it's terrible. You'll never be able to make up for the times you spent not having sex.

Eventually you'll be unable to fuck anyone you're actually attracted to. At this point you should switch to porn, looking for rape opportunities, and cockblocking younger or more attractive guys. Just think back to all the things that anyone has done to make it harder for you to get sex. Combine all of these things to become the ultimate formidable cockblocker. Try to make it seem like you're not doing anything to interfere, just inconveniently place yourself in the way of others that you intuit to be sexually active.

Consider becoming demonstrably religious so that people will not a suspect you and so that you can openly admonish people with some authority and hopefully malign them without looking like a bad guy. Try to get as many guys as possible branded as "creeps, perverts, losers", etc, so as to give them an even harder time in life.

Find something you love and let it kill you.

Kill yourself.

Escorts are a thing. As long as you're not a broke ass nigga, you will never be unable to fuck attractive women.

The best advice I can give is u gotta play the game

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Love.

Pussy is best and worst thing in this world.

My brother told me when I was 13(when I first opened up to him about shit), you're young, dumb, and full of cum. When I was thirteen head and pot were my anti deps so..... be young, dumb, and full of cum

You gotta pay your dues ifyou you're gonna play the blues

Everyone should suck a dick at some point in their life. I regret all the years I wasn't sucking dick

Don't let shame be your primary motivator.
Harder then it sounds, i confess...

>Referencing Princess Bride

You faggot

the less of a fuck you give about what other people think of you the happier you will be.

That's all awful.

I am sorry for whatever.

Not always possible

Gas the kikes, race war now.

laugh more, worry less

>he doesn't like The Princess Bride

Get a load of this fuckin' guy!

>what's the best life advice ?

Your brain will come up with 1,001 reasons why you must absolutely stay in a miserable situation be it job, a school, relationship, behavior, or other.

When it gives you those reasons just realize that it is the caveman wiring trying to keep you alive -- miserable, but alive -- by getting you to stay in familiar territory.

Have the courage to stand up for yourself, indeed to yourself, and make the change you know that you should.

Yeah well... I run the entire country, so. You choose your own life i guess.

Didn't know food service jobs paid dividends

Aren't you delightful

Yes it is

Choose a career path early and work like you make 10 times as much as you do, when you are in your 30s you will. Fuck your dreams, that is what you do after work.

Yes it is

Reject vanity, it will set you free.

Kill the humans.

So don't work very hard? The more money I make, the less hard I work.

Yes it is

Spend fiddies
Pet kitties
Suck tiddies

Exit bags are the best options

>take addy
>lift
>force yourself outside
>an hero

Not bad not bad at all. Pretty sure those are the things I live by, minus donating to a church. Everything else is free game

1. stay healthy
2. dont be a dick

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Don't be a pussy either.

Moderation is key.

Someone cheated on you, right?
I know that feel, m8.

Your physical appearance influences every interaction you have with other human beings. Attractive students get better grades, attractive applicants are hired more often. Everybody lies about this because it makes them sad to think it's true, but it's fucking true.

You do need more than looks to get by, but getting physically fit is probably the best return on investment that exists when it comes to self improvement.

Loose Your Virginity At 18. Get in a serious relationship at 19, stay together for at least 2 years. Do deviant sexual things with your significant other, beak up at 21 smash anywhere between 10-20 girls. Have 2-3 more serious relationships after that. Do loads of blow and take copious amounts of MDMA, drink so much that your liver starts to fail. Loose a close family member, loose a best friend, try to find control in the madness that is life....rise and repeat until you finally get the nerve to mutilate the fuck out of your body and kill yourself....you don't want to be a puss and lock yourself in a garage. Be a man, make it bloody

“When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.”

― Dalai Lama XIV

I struggled with it when I was young like most young people do. But simply listening can open doors you never knew were there. Out ears are a powerful tool.

Don’t do drugs unless there free

Spoken like a consummate manchild.

Unless you plan on living in a cave contemplating your navel and wiping your ass with palm leaves, you're going to need things that only other people can provide for you. Learning how to influence others is the best way to get those things.

Get a trade, dont trust women.

God damnit it’s sad but ur right especially with a girl you look like a hobo she wouldn’t ever even take a second look at you but if ur a dime she will

I’ve been suffering from depression an my ex made it worse an I’ve been smoking a lot of weed lately because it takes my mind of of thing but I need some advice about how to make it more manageable with out drugs

Plain and simple. Smoke a lot of weed.

>life is good

Get marketable skills
Spit on nihilism
Pay attention to politics
Don't pretend to be okay with things that you are not okay with
Speak your mind
Don't masturbate too much
Don't toss all of your IQ away in the glorious quest for pussy

wear sunscreen

don't follow leaders

watch your parking meters

Follow followers, lead leaders.
Let your bread toast your toaster.
Bathe your bathtub.
Eat your utensils, wash your food and put it in the drawers.
Feed yourself to your dishes, become a dish.
Scratch the front of your backscratcher, backscratch your breath.
Stand in front of cumshots, don't cum.
Be the change you want to see.

Money does not buy hapiness. Materialistic life only will end up with loneliness.
Search for joy, not hapiness.
Be yourself, and pursue your goals.
Love is not about fearing loss.
Sex is easy. Making love is different.

Drink hit chocolate when it is cold outside

get rich

Read the bible.