What's your opinion on black metal, Sup Forums?

What's your opinion on black metal, Sup Forums?

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That looks like the shittiest black metal band ever, listen to some dissection. Burzum, aura noir, mayhem, darkened nocturne slaughter cult, eye hate hod, abbath, inquisition, bathory, and this newer band called mgla.

all u need to know pal
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Motionless in white is not black metal.
This is shitcore.

Have you heard dark thrones tundra leech off of arctic thunder???
>not OP

doesnt compare to white metal

>Mayhem
ew that's terrible dad metal
Dissection was the fucking shit, shame the singer an heroed. And eye hat god black metal, lolwut?

Dark Funeral is pretty dope

Their later shit was pretty horrible imo and i really only like deathcrush and de mysterious dom sathanas. But your seriously using the term "dad metal"? Fucking elitist faggot, ur probably the guy that does karate in the pit.

Is that like hard rock made by niggers or something?

God damnit

Annoying sounds in simple progressions.

these fags are from my home town. I nearly killed one of them at a show one time for trying to get fresh with my lady.

I like Behemoth and Carach Angren. That's about as far as i go into black metal. Maybe a little Dissection and Emperor every now and then.

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do you happen to be a nigger?

>Karate shit
Guilty, I was a hardcore kid. Too old for that shit now though.

Nope. No sparkling wiggles here.

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which one of those faggots tried to get "fresh"
Can't imagine to took much to rekt them, they all look sub 160 lbs.

THE SMALLEST ONE hahahahahahahaha

check'd
Just right of center? What's he like 5'5?

"black" metal, whitest guys in the room. Sandwiched between black hair, and clothes...either a) they want to be sandwiched and are hinting at something..
Or b) it's the oreo marketing theory at work. It doesn't matter if you're black or white - as long as you're soft, and have a gooey center.

yea TJ, and he's probably 5'2. I coulda skull fucked him with little effort. I think he figured that out pretty quick. Josh on the far right is a good dude tho.

I used to listen a lot to black metal. There are some great bands out there. No genre can express the feeling of emptiness and the absent of the world better then black metal.
So yeah, great stuff.

kek
Shame they're faggy as fuck bc they have some sikk tracks, especially when they stick more to their hardcore roots (570 is a legit good track for example)

forgot the pic

>And yes this seemed more clever in my head
I have no idea what the fuck you're trying to say. you must be on the spectrum.

Impaled Northern Moonforest is the blackest metal I know.

youtube.com/watch?v=D8cPTlFpx9o

>Singer never stabbed anyone.
>Singer never set a church on fire.
>Black metal?
Fucking posers.

Stopped being good after they stopped burning churches. Besides I prefer power electronics.

Dont much like the pure 'lets fuck shit up' raw garage-style black metal much (think 1349) but bands that actually make music, say Immortal, original Gorgoroth, pre-viking Bathory - great.

Ive lately listened to some what they call 'blackgaze' ( like Alcest) which can be pretty good too.

Power > black

Isn't immortal a parody bad?
Gorgoroth is sikk, though Gaahl is a literal and figurative faggot

Also, his daughter is fucking goddess-tier cute!

Their covers and videos, sure seem like parody. But the music isnt. At the heart of winter remains my fav black metal song ever...

I really like Black Veil Brides

I'll check it out, never really looked into them because all their promo pics and vids were campy as fuck.

I'm also disappointed noone has mentioned old school Cradle of Filth. Sure they look faggy as fuck and havent been good for over 10 years, but damn if Queen of Winter Throned doesn't give me a raging angsty white male boner

Black metal ... I prefer Melodeath more than BM

Of the 'gone big' former bm bands I still prefer Dimmu over Cradle...

ANDY IS SOOOOO HAWWT OMFG!!!!!1!!!!!

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That rifle is going to fall right out of his hands if that weakling fires it.

You're just jealous your shitty dad rock doesn't have SIKK breakdowns like Suicide Silence

Because that shitty dad rock is brutal as fuck from start to finish and doesn't need some shitty breakdown to give the illusion of 10 seconds of energy.

Thanks varg

Good luck finding qts who are into GAYER

or if he just tries to hold it for more then 5 seconds

some 12 year old is on the edge today!
good for you buddy, maybe one day you will have no more use for your diaper!

>Diaper
I would rip on your for your lack of effort in your bantz, but trips says I let it slide

Power metal is better and not edgy
youtu.be/-wZJs-mf2BA

That's not black metal you stupid cunt.

So is this a goth trap thread or what?

Only good band in the ones you mentioned is Mgla.
Abbath is decent.
The rest is just boringly bad.

Power metal is filled with mediocre bands, and Rhapsody is utter garbage.

All you need about power metal is:
- A Night at the Opera by Blind Guardian
- Wuthering Heights last three albums
- Twilight Force

These are the only good things power metal has been able to produce in 30-40 years.

I think it's the most creative subgenre of metal today and I love it

You forgot nightfall in middle earth

I have no idea who these people in the picture are but they don't look very black meta.
Anyway, once you get passed all the trve/kvlt bands with atrocious recording quality, black metal now seems to have evolved to one of the most interesting genres.

>What's your opinion on black metal, Sup Forums?

Fucking weak. Kiss makeup and cookie monster vocals. Pathetic shit for 12 year-olds.

No, I really didn't. Out of the 20-ish songs in the album, there are about 3 that are worth listening to.
Super overrated album.

This is Motionless In White you faggot. They're not black metal

You named shit tier mainstream newbie into black metal bands, fuck off

Venom did this twice as funny 35 years ago.

>Today
A genre that hasn't been relevant in nearly 10 years?

Uh Oh, IMN detected

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The only black metal worth thinking about.

>implying any metal is good

Whats your problem, pencil dick?

Having a pencil dick. Makes me really insecure so I go online and shitpost to compensate

Listen to Revenge

..and Peste Noire

..and Grand Belial's Key

I believe that it is called nigger metal

Varg is the man, hes switched on. Subscribe to his channel and get a dose of his rants youtube.com/user/ThuleanPerspective

black metal is for faggots basement losers
also metal grliz are fat n ugly

metalcore is for who slams thight hot pussy

always metalcore>blackfaggotmetal

>Listen to Revenge
huh, no.

>..and Peste Noire
Yeah, but only this song youtube.com/watch?v=uLSUQYzqXZ0

>..and Grand Belial's Key
Talk about boring black thrash...

If you need an adjective for your metal you are a faggot.

That is all.

Cant believe none of you faggots have mentioned Old Mans Child

fucking THIS

>opinion on black metal

If it's not norwegian it's shit

you dont liek pussy don't you...

n im half serious ah!

A symptom of faggots gate keeping music.

ikr, othere genreas of m*tal its like HELLO where is the melody and dynamics????

Do retards like this still exist?

choose wisely metal faggots

goddamn rite

Fuck Ya!
You go to warped tour hear. Falling in Reverse and Beartooth KILLED IT! I Fucking CRIED when Andy Black came on stage!
Scene will never die!

Pic related, it's me

yo scenes not dead

stupid, but whatever floats your boat.

Reminds me of this
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Literally the best performance ever seen at warped tour.

this is fucking hilarious

rip scene golden years

Ferreal though, I still have nostalgia about when "core" was a thing, sure most of it sucked goat dick, but myspace era metal scene was legit with new shit coming out left and right.

Now everything is dead, including hope.

Summoning is where it's at. All the rest of these bands are beyond retarded.

yah sadly its was destined to fall bruh...
it was a copycat genre it became stale really fast
thats it now all i have to do is listen to beartooth and crying alone in my beer

>your for your lack
get lost kiddo

I still get plastered listening to JFAC Doom album, or old Suiside Silence.
Being late twenties suck. Where are all the easy scene thots that I can fuck just by complimenting their TDWP tshirt, and asking if they prefer As I Lay Dying or BMTH.
When Srgt D. an heroed all his social media presence and took all the delicious scene memes with him it was truly an end of an era.

also all the qts scene grilz turned into hipsters

it was a sad day
sarge died for our scene sins
we gotta live a G rated life in his honor

Not just hipsters, sjws
I went to warped tour last year (didnt go this year) and all the qt scene thots had become fat girl with problem glasses like pic related. Grossed me the fuck out.
Scene guys are still a thing though, apparently.

barf fukin horrible
i guess we'll have to wait for the 2030 scene revival then

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Love it. 12YO's and 16YO's arguing over which bands playing an antiquated genre are less gay.

Metal is for children. Slow children.