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When my older than me cousin was passed out drunk on my bed I licked her asshole and came in her crack.

sometimes i bump threads

I'm a hebe and I don't know how to tell anyone. If anyone finds pics of Mille Bobby Brown on my phone it's over man.

I feel you. I have a gf i started dating when she was 16 and I'm currently talking to a 14 yo girl online and it's really nice. But I know it's "wrong." But it feels so nice, you know? Same age men and women just aren't the same.

I took my wife's 15 year old sister virginity when she was staying with us for a bit

sounds like a serious problem

I have never felt love, not for an animal, or a person.
And I fear I will die without me knowing that feeling.

lol so your secret is that youre not homosex? why are you afraid of people knowing you are attracted to females? do you live in a gay commune or something?

I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position

Was 14 and got drunk with my 18 year old cousin. Woke up to him rubbing my cock

I fucked my sister during a tornado

Get some help.

When I was in high school I groped the special kid tits in the classroom and I still feel bad about it

My wife gets fucked by our two black labs.

She’s a teacher in a smallish town (50000) so we keep quiet about it

Do you at least enjoy it?

I visited swinger clubs with a female friend

nothing crazy, just the cd thing.

>> mfw captcha is "choose the image with a dress" lol

Oh yeah. It’s hot as fuck lol

Hot, doggy dick is the best. Having a partner that supports the fetish must be wonderful.

I honestly come to these threads just to circlejerk with other pedos/hebes.

alright... fine with hebe shit
cheating makes you a piece of shit human being though.

I am a guy who was raped by my maid when I was 9. It fucked me up completely

if she's fucking dogs she's fucking someone else

> but how tho

You are right. So I should just stop talking to 14 yo girl then?

How did it fuck me up?

No, you should ignore envious turds like him.

when i was 13 i sometimes jacked off under my parent's bed, because their's was the only room with a vcr (porn tapes, not my dad's). I used to watch myself in a little mirror and cum in a magazine. i once left these two items under the bed and my mother found them right before bedtime. she starter yelling at the top of her lungs on how i was a pig, that i was stupid, why wouldn't i do this in my own room. we lived in an apartment building. i'm sure the neighbors heard. my dad was tucked in bed, looking at me with an expression of commiseration. but the thing that stuck to me was that she said "What? you think you got a big one?" which mortified me. it scarred me for a very long time. i guess she made an assumption about the mirror or something. after that i started believing i had nothing to offer, and it spiraled from my dick to the rest of me. it kind of molded my personality. my first girlfriend (first gf at 20) broke up with me because i was afraid of my size, because i wouldn't let her see my dick. lost my virginity at 26. my dick is 6.75" long, a girth of 5.6".

yeah.. also whats your gf like?

I work at a hotel, one of the rooms has a small hole in the bathroom which leads right to the janitor's room, where you can peep without people noticing as long as you keep the lights off.
I've seen literally hundreds of different pussies just this year, and i've been trying to figure out a way to set a small IP camera.

Going to get bashed so hard for this but I share my girlfriend with other guys because it's more fun with extra people. At least in my opinion anyways.

Totally agree. Who cares what other people think? Getting drunk/high with my bf and his friends and fucking around with each other on the couch is the best.

Kk, thanks user. I'll keep being friends with this girl.

She's cute. What else do you wanna know?

yeah, i came off a little cold there, sorry.

i mean do you want to stay with her for a long time or is it like a fling

Morality is subjective so I can't agree with that.

This. Like I know it's not everyone's cup of tea but I don't see the point of bashing it when you haven't tried it yet!

Do you get to fuck other girls too? if so, that's just shitty

Teamwork is best ;)

When my nieces stay at my place we sometimes shower together if they want to, i dgaf either way. nothing bad/sexual but still not something id post on fb or tell the people i work with. their parents know and are fine with it.

My gf or other girl? My gf I've been with for over a year. I think it is long term with her. Love her dearly. Other girl, well... I just like talking to and playing games with her.

yeah you should set her straight.
why did you start cheating if you have something serious that you could fuck up?

I like big tits shhhhhhhh

Real confession : I actually got paid to take a poop while I was on the clock, when I was pretending to be working. Nobody ever found out either. Also, Anons... Really? You guys are fucking gross, You need Jesus guys. Repent before its too late.

I visit an escort at least once a month

I sucked of my best friend's dick when i was 14.
We were with my gf, things got intense and she began to give him a handjob, i thought we were going to double team her until she asks me to suck his dick, after refusing for a few minutes i end up doing it, thinking it was normal.
After he came in my mouth they both begin to laugh at me and i just ran and left.
Later on i found out she wanted to dump me and wanted to take revenge on me for "being an horrible bf", he didn't know but just found hilarious to have one of his friends sucking his dick.
Apparently, right after he fucked her they told everyone about it, including my older brother.
And that's the worst experience of my life.

I've had a serious cum fetish for years. A good part of my contact list is guys that I've confessed this to and will cancel plans etc to accommodate me. I've been sucking an average of 5 to 10 dicks a week for four or five years now, with some short breaks here and there.

Yeah... you are right. I have been denying it for a while now. I could really fuck things up. It just kind of "happened." Just started talking to this girl and it went from there. My gf and I haven't been talking as much lately, so I think I will call her more often. Thanks, user. You set my head straight.

> not murdering both of them and burying them in the forest

i lie on the internet.

im also a girl.

How many in total? Same girl or diff everytime? I'm gonna assume you are married with kids.

i don't feel hunger and have been hospitalized a lot for just forgetting to eat for long periods of time.

I have two or three I visit. One's "retiring" soon and I doubt I'll replace her

haha... we all know there are no girls on the internet

define retire

I assume she's going to stop sucking cock for cash

I have to listen to philipino hookers coerse unaware men into signing away their children at night. It doesn't bother me that much because it proves their point that they are hookers and nothing else

I have a rape fetish.

I intentionally put myself in danger to try and get myself raped. When I was younger, I was raped by my friend's brother and now I can't get off without the idea of being forcefully raped by someone. I hate myself for it and I hate myself even more for hiding my fucked up fetish from my bf.

eh true but my brother "retired" after 20 years of running a gang and it didn't end so peacefully

I'm Canadian, she's independent, pimping isn't an issue if you look hard enough

I have an ex named Roxy and I know she goes on here alot. I cheated on her numerous times with 3 different women. Fucked all three of them on the bed we slept on and 1 of them on the couch.

My dick is so small that the first time i sent dick pics the girl laughed at me and literally thought i sent her my baby's brother (2 year old) dick.
Needless to say that was also the last time i ever sent those kind of pics.

Show dick to us

I get regularly cucked by my daughters two friends

I'm 46 and they are both 18

how small we talking b i wanna feel confident about 5 inches fml

See >Needless to say that was also the last time i ever sent those kind of pics.

3.7 fully erect
1.3 flaccid
>Inb4 underage
I wish, at least that way i could explain it.
I'm 24

I don't expect you're still here but I have a complete mistrust on people. I cannot trust people beyond a certain superficial degree. None of my very close friends even know my phone unlock code. This mistrust has manifested in ways that affect me in my relationships where I can't last with a person beyond a period of time. I try to not get attached to people. The people then get attached to me and I leave people. And the cycle continues.
I wish I wasn't like this

Not the other user but damn, that sucks bro. I have a 5.5 incher and girls are totally ok with it and even like it. They says it looks really nice. I think you will find a girl who things the same about you, it's more than just looks for them anyway.

How many pounds overweight are you?

No you're fine, i was abused a lot by my family so i know it's really hard to try and put your thoughts together. did she get inside your head and try to mess with you or was the sex enough to traumatize you?

She made me feel like I did something wrong. And the sex was unbelievably painful. I have repressed those memories so far back into my head it even pains me to think about it.
I'm sorry you had to go through something like this user. We're the people who have had ugliness thrust upon them

It does, and i'm not even asian either so i don't really know what the hell happened to me.
Been thinking about surgery, but afaik they can't really make it that much larger, it's painful and costs a lot so not sure.

No idea
Im 5'8" and 186

i can't even remember anything before i turned 19 just because i pushed it out of my head.
i feel like i pick up traits from other people and don't have my own personality. i think that's one of the longterm things i got from the situation.

surgery can only enlarge penis size at rest, not in erection... besides maybe trying regularly a penis pump I don't see anything. anyway, size doesn't matter for 80-90% of women

What kind of a person are you user?
What do you like in people? For me, I've always been attracted to other people's flaws and imperfections. I think they're unique to each person and the insecurities make them more special

bmmmp

>me 19
>summer, home from college
>parents go overseas
>neighbors ask if their son can stay with me during the day while they work
>meh, k
>turns out he's a total cock obsessed fuck boy
>spend the summer having him obliterate my cock and balls non stop
>never really feels like faggotry
>never kiss or anything its just pure thirst quench involving my cock and balls
>summer finishes and I move to another state and I haven't been back to see my parents
>still kind of worried people will find out
>so far so good

I had a train run on me last night. 10 guys.

i gave oral sex to a 9yo girl quite a few times

story

not much of a story to tell honestly.

me too, i like depressed people more than people who haven't gone through problems
they're overall better people
idk if you're still here sorry i went and got drunk

how did it happen and did she like it

wtf happened to omegle?
I was blowing 3-5 loads a week on there but the last couple of weeks its not even getting near 15k at peak times.

Dream is over?

she loved it, was pretty easy to make her cum

how old were you

I secretly dress completely in woman's clothing. I've gone as far to get a wig and make up. I love wearing different outfits. Also when I can I put an ad on Craigslist looking for dom guys to use and degrade me. I can't get enough of feeling like a sissy slut

what was the build up

15-16

Dude... You gotta greentext that shit.

I'm sexually attracted to a lot of the male members of my family. I fantasise about replacing my mum.

...

time for a REAL secret for once:

after i defecate, i wash my anus in the sink with warm water and soap.

...

when i was 14-15 i used to babysit my neighbours daughter. I knew she had a thing for me and i was horny for her but never dared to do anything. I think you live out my fantasy

> she wants to fuck me
> don't fuck her

id love to but i just cant now, too unsober, internet is too hard

honestly it was pure luck for me. she was cute as fuck also, easily 8.5/10. i would have definitely fucked her if she wanted to, but i never tried, she would have to make the 1st move.

I post myself in threads like wwyd threads without saying I'm posting myself; I want to hear what someone thinks about me sexually without insulting me because, yknow, Sup Forumstards gotta be mean when they talk to girls

That is a hungry skeleton.