Depressing meal bread, Post your feels meals

Brayden Cook
Brayden Cook

Depressing meal bread, Post your feels meals. Here's mine
fried bologna
2 scrambled eggs
2 pieces of toast
When can I expect my stroke?

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzpVmyzbYLg
https://www.completefoods.co/diy/recipes/schmilk
Juan Allen
Juan Allen

doesnt look half bad. dont overcook your scrambled eggs like you did here, i can give you tips if youd like. anything upsetting you user?

David Reed
David Reed

I have multiple vitamin deficiencies because pretty much all I eat is pic related, only the meatballs are microwaved

Cameron Richardson
Cameron Richardson

your a faggot.

thats not horrid. eggs are not as bad for you as people used to think. the fried bologna however have waaaay too much salt

Leo Hall
Leo Hall

This is how I prepare them, hate it when you get slimy raw egg in the center.

Gavin Murphy
Gavin Murphy

healthier than a bowl of sugary cereal. bologna might not be the healthiest, but its basically ham, so you've got protein, carbs, and fat/good cholesterol in the eggs. but yeah, way overcooked. take the eggs off when they still look runny, and they'll be perfect by the time you get them to the plate.

Bentley Perez
Bentley Perez

yeah i understand where youre coming from

Gavin Morales
Gavin Morales

depeessing because I forgot to get mushrooms for the pepper sauce

Wyatt Gray
Wyatt Gray

I try to make filling food for cheap cuz I’m poor
Pic related: shepherds pie and Brussels sprouts

Jeremiah Nguyen
Jeremiah Nguyen

Looks like a good healthy meal. But that looks like a cheaper cut of steak (assuming it's steak)

Caleb Brooks
Caleb Brooks

I'll make a big ass pot of shepherds pie occasionally, lasts me a good 4 days usually

Carter Rodriguez
Carter Rodriguez

I make a lot of spaghetti just onions carrots celery store brand can tomatoes and store brand ground beef
Add cheap red wine if u want to

Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

its beat to hell to be flat like a schnitzel

Aaron Nguyen
Aaron Nguyen

have you tried cooking your eggs in a french style? You look like you have it more of an American style, really large curds.

If you cook the eggs while constantly stirring them in the pan, you can get really small curds that are buttery smooth, it would make a great spread for your toast.

Chase Brown
Chase Brown

same ingredients, next day, added taco seasoning and made fajita salad without the bread

Joshua Allen
Joshua Allen

Try to cook something nice on pay day
Dumping rest of the shit I make

Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

you don't like mushrooms ? :(

Jackson Cooper
Jackson Cooper

Wellington

Blake Stewart
Blake Stewart

Crab boil one night

Matthew Taylor
Matthew Taylor

this man knows his shit

pro tip for scrambled eggs: add a bit of sour cream, cream cheese works well too, preferably ricotta if you have it, adds a really nice, smooth, buttery texture, delicious

Cameron Johnson
Cameron Johnson

What dishes should I start making if I want to get into cooking my own food on a long-term basis? I'm tired of always going out for food, I would like to start making it myself.

Jason Reed
Jason Reed

Filet that one time cause they were cheap

Julian Moore
Julian Moore

Oh yeah and schnitzel and spaetzle

Lucas Flores
Lucas Flores

yfw you splurge and put a bit of creme fraiche in your scrambled eggs

Kayden Watson
Kayden Watson

I do mushrooms with steak or pizza but not in my bolognese

Justin Baker
Justin Baker

well, i would say start on a meal basis, would be a lot easier, unless you are very ambitious

ex. cook your own breakfast for the next few months, once you have a few good meals locked in memory, you can branch out with those meals, try variations, and then move on to lunch, etc.

as far as meals go, thats up to you, i could give you recommendations like op pic related, i love a good egg/chorizo breakfast, sometimes an oatmeal with blueberries/strawberries and a side of greek yogurt, sometimes just fruit, depends on your taste, yeah?

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

thanks for the advice, that's a good idea. I'll probably start with breakfast then. It'll help me get up earlier too.

John Howard
John Howard

I like tossing in cheddar and salsa and butter and ham and just making it a scrambled omelette

Andrew Hernandez
Andrew Hernandez

anything that doesnt have potato or patsa is a good start, stuff likes vegetable bakes with cheese on top, learn how to cook a good steak also buy a slow cooker, you just need to throw your meat and veg in and let it do its thing for 4-8 hours, great way to make soups/goulash/sauces

Jacob Sanchez
Jacob Sanchez

You look like you have it more of an American style, really large curds.

we don't set out to make scrambled eggs. that's just what you get when you fuck up the yolk and mash them as a backup plan.

Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

Oh shit. I want to try that. Still think there's a bit too much ground beef in that.

Anyway. Heres some wings I made.

Julian Walker
Julian Walker

I just bought a slow cooker the other day actually. Figured I couldn't possibly fuck up a pot roast. It turned out really good too, I'm gonna be using that shit constantly

Adrian Johnson
Adrian Johnson

np bb, and as far as for ideas of what to eat, i just think about what foods i love eating

i love a good lasagna, so if i were in the mind to try and learn cooking, my first dinner might be a lasagna, etc.

Nolan King
Nolan King

get a slow cooker
this, you can throw the stuff in and set a timer so it cooks while you are at work

Aiden Kelly
Aiden Kelly

I eat steak any chance I get, I make my own steak sauce with dragon Cheyenne peppers , spicy stuff cheers me up

Kayden Miller
Kayden Miller

I just need to look up some recipes and stop being a pansy and just start cooking. For me it's always hard to get started because I'm so worried about fucking it up. Does that make any sense?

Dylan Davis
Dylan Davis

I think you are both right ... there is a spot with no slime but cooked just a bit less than yours that is my preference

Justin Collins
Justin Collins

Theres a better way user, you've gone a little bit over but I understand safe rather than sorry yeah?

Jaxson Martinez
Jaxson Martinez

boLOGna

Sebastian Rivera
Sebastian Rivera

cook for yourself, if you fuck it up it doesn't matter, work out what you need to do differently and you will be cooking like an italian mama in no time

also real talk here, bitches love it when a man cooks

Anthony Scott
Anthony Scott

How do you cook your Brussels sprouts? Every time I cook them they end up having a really strong, pungent taste to them :(

Anthony Adams
Anthony Adams

also real talk here, bitches love it when a man cooks

Tell me about it. That's one of the main reasons I want to learn, beyond saving an assload of money/eating healthier.

Robert Gray
Robert Gray

oh for sure, like the harder part for me would be the grocery shopping, i haven't gotten to the point where i know what all bases i need to stock my shelves with, constantly running out of core ingredients because they slipped my mind

as far as fucking up, i mean say very very specific meals you can fuck up big time and they are uneatable, but burning a lasagna a bit too much? meh ill eat it. underseasoned chicken roast? fuck, just eat it, throw some seasoning on top, ya know. i'll eat slop, because i just spent $40 on the ingredients and as it might not be what i wished it to, i know where i fucked up, and i need to eat lol. big time fuck ups only really happen in the bakery

easy meals you could start on if thats your fear, learn to make a good chili, or a spaghetti, a good chicken breast roasted/grilled, side of asparagus seasoned with olive oil/salt&pepper, roasted small red taters, the latter is a bit harder but still pretty easy when you have it down

Jack Howard
Jack Howard

Not him but I usually bake them. If not I'll saute with butter.

Noah Taylor
Noah Taylor

don't you have to blanch the brussel sprouts for like 5 min minimum...
i've never cooked them myself so i'm kinda interested

Carter Brooks
Carter Brooks

also olive oil is your friend, seasonings are your friend, get some adobo, thyme, onion powder, bay, paprika, garlic powder, rosemary, red pepper, cayenne, allspice, etc

James Ortiz
James Ortiz

thanks fam, i'll start with those. I don't think I could fuck up a spaghetti too badly. Just put the noodles in boiling water for a few minutes and throw some ragu on it

Luis Butler
Luis Butler

whats to tell about it, just imagine someone invites you and cooks a tasty meal for you. being able to cook on your own is one of the most useful everyday skills you can have so you should learn it anyways.

Christopher Richardson
Christopher Richardson

I've heard that boiling or steaming them is a horrific idea if you're not a good chef. You have to cut them in half, place them on a baking sheet, drizzle liberally with olive oil, season with salt/pepper, and throw in the oven for a while.

Xavier Ross
Xavier Ross

Ive been baking and cooking since I was ten or so. Always used recipes. Eventually I started making my own just from knowing what goes well with something else. Almost everything I make now I just wing it. My gf and I we're very poor at one point and we experimented with any ingredient we had available. Made some pretty damn good shit. Our black beans and rice are fucking god tier. Basically black beans are our staple pantry food. We never run out.

Connor Reyes
Connor Reyes

get your slow cooker
get the toughest cut of meat (like chuck)
throw in 2 onions quartered
2 tins of whole peeled tomatoes
1 large red pepper
1/2 cup of black olives
add spices to taste (garlic/basil/oregano/paprika)
cook for 6-8 hours on low till the meat falls apart at the touch
serve on pasta (penne or shells) or with grilled eggplant and zucchini

congrats user you just made a spicy dinner the bitches will cream their pantaloons over

Brody Fisher
Brody Fisher

good idea, at the very least I can compensate for if I fuck up cooking the meat with a bunch of aeromatic spices

Jack Lee
Jack Lee

ya boi, if u like meat and others in it, get a pan ready with some olive oil, chop an onion put in pan, put some ground beef in the pan, get the beef to a nice golden brown, put ragu in, drain noodles once tender and put back in pot, mix everything together, ez

Brandon Bell
Brandon Bell

its like going to a restaurant but the foreplay for her is watching you cook

Matthew Flores
Matthew Flores

damn that sounds good as fuck tbh, easy too. Just found my next meal idea, thanks fam

Alexander Parker
Alexander Parker

exactly, that's why this is one of my favorite movie scenes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzpVmyzbYLg

Christopher Bennett
Christopher Bennett

Or you could just cook together? Its a nice activity for doing with people you are not that familiar. There is always something to do and you can talk in the meanwhile.

Jordan Jones
Jordan Jones

that's similar to what I did actually, I used the shell pasta for mine, no eggplant or zucc though, i'll try those next time

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

mfw this thread turned out to be something totally different

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

I’m the guy, those were just blanched for like a couple seconds just to open them up a bit then cut in half layed on a sheet. Then I took a little bit of of the rendered fat from the bacon I used in the pie and mixed it with some olive oil, brushed over, S&P, bake for a couple minutes, take em out put reggiano cheese on top and broil for like a minute

Ian Perry
Ian Perry

Add a little butter when you're sautéing your veggies. Also add some milk after you've browned your meat. I'd also add a bit of beef stock when you add your tomatoes.

Asher Martinez
Asher Martinez

Kek

Xavier Jones
Xavier Jones

pasta bakes are just as easy, make the pasta and sauce as usual then dump it in a dish and put cheese on the top and throw that jew in the oven till its brown and bubbling serve by itself or a side salad

Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

hot damn that sounds good. What cheese should you use? Mozzarella?

James Bell
James Bell

who knew so many cooking fags browsed Sup Forums? Are we being raided by /ck/?

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

sardines and rice
water
lmao

Kayden Ortiz
Kayden Ortiz

The only recipe you need

https://www.completefoods.co/diy/recipes/schmilk

Ayden Peterson
Ayden Peterson

fuck you that's useful
thanks niggerfaggot

Matthew Evans
Matthew Evans

I use a 3 cheese blend mozzarella, cheddar and parmesan, makes it cheesy and stringy and abit bitey also speaking of cheese

pan fry chicken breast till brown and cooked through
cut into diagonal slices
mix butter and heavy cream in the pan with the juice from the chicken
throw in blue cheese
pour on the chicken
its nice and salty and fancy as fuck but all you did was basicly melt cheese, I cant eat blue cheese by itself but cooked as a sauce its pretty gud

Xavier Bailey
Xavier Bailey

Yeh dude. I'll usually quarter them and roast em off with some olive oil, salt, pepper. If you're feeling fancy throw in some balsamic vinegar, bocconcini and prosciutto. good shit dude.

Adrian Gutierrez
Adrian Gutierrez

sometimes anons need a break from ylyl and dick rate threads

Nathaniel Murphy
Nathaniel Murphy

that's dope

Oliver Jenkins
Oliver Jenkins

Can't wait till I get good enough at this to start experimenting and coming up with my own shit. Thanks for the advice man

Michael Morris
Michael Morris

do you use this? if so how do you like it?

Connor White
Connor White

that's basically just Soylent right? Tastes like regular cheerios cereal milk?

Easton Barnes
Easton Barnes

That actually looks pretty good. Usually when I'm depressed, I just order a pizza. No cooking or clean up, which means more time wallowing in my sadness.

Julian Harris
Julian Harris

are you me? I really need to stop doing that shit, it's fucking me up and I know it.

Can't beat a good pizza when you're lazy and depressed though...

Joshua Clark
Joshua Clark

shit nigga who said pizzas cant be homemade

Carter James
Carter James

/ck/ can be very slow sometimes so we migrate between here & /fit/ it seems.

Oliver Roberts
Oliver Roberts

I replaced work lunches with it. To me it's pretty good. Tastes better than most the shit I try to cook.

soylent without paying Jews to assemble it first. Tastes like cheerio milk. Add cinnamon or choco powder sometimes

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

this, even if you just buy frozen bases and throw your own sauce and toppings on it, it wont taste exactly like a mass produced franchise pizza but it will taste like accomplishment, because you made it

Angel Lee
Angel Lee

I hear ya, but see: >>>>>>lazy

Noah Young
Noah Young

where the fuck do i get whole milk from
fuck

Parker Brooks
Parker Brooks

Nigga you can't be serious. Whole milk is just full cream milk ie; not skim or low fat.

Jordan Diaz
Jordan Diaz

2% nigger?
also, back to the cotton fields

Liam Lewis
Liam Lewis

these days with all the bullshit names it could have meant suck it right out of a cows tiddy

Bentley Clark
Bentley Clark

It takes literally 3 minutes to stir batter mix with hot water, and then you just let it set for 5 and press it into a pan.

Fuck frozen/premade crust.

Adam Taylor
Adam Taylor

almost any grocery store.
usually the red lid

Liam Howard
Liam Howard

jesus bruh

in the milk aisle, the skim is usually light blue, 2% is darker blue, and the whole is red (not the color of the milk obviously the striping/colouring on the label)

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

homo milk?
I'm no faggot I'm drinking that shit
probably 98% nigger cum

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

not**

Elijah Adams
Elijah Adams

omg what is the pink?

Jack Flores
Jack Flores

skim

Brandon Williams
Brandon Williams

lmao

Wyatt Young
Wyatt Young

My dinner consisted of a large cup if chocolate milk, four hanutas, 200g of coated peanuts and 1,5l beer

Brandon White
Brandon White

And purple?

Asher King
Asher King

*of

Ian Cooper
Ian Cooper

its literally the way chef gordon ramsey does it, google it

Adam Morales
Adam Morales

Thats a little sad didn't have a girl to cook for you?

Lucas Anderson
Lucas Anderson

Oh yea I remember seeing that. He's a classically trained French chef at his core, so it makes sense that that's his favorite style of eggs

Landon Smith
Landon Smith

You made me google what a hanutas was you fucking nazi

Eli Walker
Eli Walker

18% protein, 35% fat
Pass

Isaiah Miller
Isaiah Miller

what are they?

Austin Taylor
Austin Taylor

the are like piecost

Bentley Adams
Bentley Adams

Shitty cooking? All I see is decent food.

Try for being an absolute poorfag and eating nothing but shitty fucking chicken and mcdoubles for meals.

Gavin Moore
Gavin Moore

ya i totally understand now you fucking fuck kys

Chase Price
Chase Price

tfw I am a great cook but live alone and am usually too depressed to put any effort into anything really nice and am just going to die alone

Sorry bros this thread was a bit too positive for me.

Camden Martin
Camden Martin

google "eating on $4 a day" there is a bunch of sites and meal plans to download so you dont have to eat shit constantly

Adam Ramirez
Adam Ramirez

sauceless
y tho?

Christopher Murphy
Christopher Murphy

This makes a shitton of food and the hardest park is slicing up the pork. It's fucking delicious, though. You can even eat it with tostitos scoops and it's still amazing. I got like 7 meals out of it.

Chase Lopez
Chase Lopez

I will cook for you user, do you need a hug? (no homo)

Liam Foster
Liam Foster

Same with me
hanuta guy

Jack Flores
Jack Flores

you just gotta bait a chick into your home with some nice smelling pies or something. Make her some pasta and fuck her brains out. Done and done

Jeremiah Allen
Jeremiah Allen

save time and effort and just fuck the pasta

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

xy but I don't really like pork, maybe I should try steak?

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

idk man, I can make some pretty sexy pasta. If I'm plating and it starts giving me those "fuck me" eyes I might end up doing it

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

I could be lured with pies especially lemon meringue

Asher Rogers
Asher Rogers

It really doesn't have a "porky" taste to it. More like spicy pot roast.

Austin Watson
Austin Watson

I've been known to make panties drop with a sweet potato pie, myself

Julian Jenkins
Julian Jenkins

Sounds crazy but add ketchup, tabasco and worcestershire

Jayden Flores
Jayden Flores

OK- Tits or GTFO

Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

This.
How the fuck do you cook? I go in the kitchen to get beer or ice.
Or I buy a ton of groceries and eat them all as soon as I get home.
Or I make one giant pancake and leave a massive mess for someone else to clean up.
And I would never, ever cook for a girl.

Jackson Rivera
Jackson Rivera

And I would never, ever cook for a girl.
why not?

Gavin Peterson
Gavin Peterson

IDK.
I'd take her to a restaurant first.
If I could make a kitchen my bitch and have her birth a delicious meal? Sure.
But I don't know how to do that nor am I willing to put the effort into learning how.
Girls cook for me and it's just homey and nourishing- it's just their thing.

Charles Lewis
Charles Lewis

I see where you're coming from. I don't think i've actually ever cooked something for my gf, we usually just go out or she'll whip something together real quick.

I bet it would surprise the fuck out of her to come home to something I cooked. I'd be too worried about fucking it up though, which is probably the main thing. If a chick fucks up cooking, it's no biggie. If we fucked it up, there's a lot more at stake

Jack Adams
Jack Adams

This. The condescending gratitude, the raising of suspicions- the sheer provocation of me trying to do something nice- and the relentless needling as 'we eat'.
Also, I'll get mega drunk or pretend I'm in a movie and then have to find that movie, or pretend I'm in a cooking show and absolutely make it inedible cuz I'm drunk.

Christopher Flores
Christopher Flores

The Irony is I was a line cook for years.
Still have no clue how to fucking cook.

Liam Nelson
Liam Nelson

nigger or worse, a chink

Brandon Russell
Brandon Russell

scramble eggs
Tapatio
/cooking

Josiah Rodriguez
Josiah Rodriguez

That looks hella good dude. There is NOTHING depressing about that.

Oliver Morgan
Oliver Morgan

Frozen pizzas are a great(unhealthy) way to cope with depression, if you want to save some money. I've never eaten one and wished I was eating a "real" one instead.

Andrew Gutierrez
Andrew Gutierrez

that sounds like a nice round of yeast infections

Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

Anything Chinese, fried, with noodles. I looked for one with a styrofoam tray, to keep with the thread's depressing theme.

Adrian Adams
Adrian Adams

Sardines and rice are good together.

Oliver Nelson
Oliver Nelson

Butter is creamier

Lincoln Evans
Lincoln Evans

fuck being depressed, that looks tasty af

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