I've got a 200 word essay due tomorrow and I haven't even started. what the fuck do I do

i've got a 200 word essay due tomorrow and I haven't even started. what the fuck do I do

Don't write it and punch teacher in the balls/vagina

keep browsing Sup Forums

200 word are you kidding me, tell me the subject and I'll fucking write it for you

I want to see her on a leash

>200 word
that would take approximately 90 seconds to type. quit attention seeking and do it moron

200 words is literally nothing. That's 10 minutes before class material right there.

only 200

>what do i do
start

I've seen copy pasta longer than 200 words

>200 words
if you know how to type with 10 fingers, you can easily text 50 words per minute. thinking about what you need to text takes another 5 minute.
I mean, seriously. you could wake up 10 minutes earlier before class and smash dat shit on your pc

200 words? I remember freshman year English too what is it Of Mice and Men? George shoots Lennie write about that. (Also keep in mind that everything outside of these parenthesis would make up 10% if what you need to write and it it took me 10 seconds to write, don't be fucking retarded)

>200 words
>obviously not in college

>200 word essay
if this isn't b8, you are in middle school. go away

this

I can type 90 words a minute. I fail to see the issue.

That couldn't possible take more than an hour...

what's the subject?

Post time stamp and tits and I will write it for you.

write a paragraph ... that should be enough

You're original post is already 19 words, that's almost 10% of the way there

200 words is fucking close to nothing. Make some coffee and get to it. If you don't get distracted like a retard with ADHD you can finish it in under an hour.

I've coded entire games from scratch for game jams in two hours.

>mfw all these faggots talking about how easy 200 word essay is
>can barely finish my 50 word book report

Yeah ok not all of us have PhDs in writing essays, fuckers

All the newfags falling for this

Write a 205 work essay then ask for extra credit for going above and beyond

Neither do we, we still manage it.

cuck

start writing you can finish it in an hour good luck

>mfw 200 words

Tits or gtfo. Write 200 words on that

200 words pffft

>All these newfags
Sup Forums was a mistake

Isn't that about 3 paragraphs?

Half a page

hey mother fucker
you can just stfu
op here btwq

Write it. Then come back to Sup Forums in about 6 years when you turn 18. Or better, come back never. Faggot.

Could be a college essay as well. Those tend to have to be 200 words or less

>200 words

just bang that shit out in 30 minutes

For what fucking class? Maybe for an in-class essay.

The relationship between me and the internet.

Woops I meant application essay. I'm a lil high rn

200 words?
I did a 3500 in 2 hours. Get moving son.

200 words is literally easy as fuck my man. Just fucking start.
(Me)

My relationship with the internet started in 1963, back then it was called the telegraph. I would spend hours banging out Morse coded messages about how hard writing 200 words is. After a while the internet got placed on computers and my mom got me one. I would sit on that computer and watch flash videos until my wiener hurt and I would have to beat it to sears catalogs because internet porn was still too new. Many years later I can now watch 6 Thai gentlemen that look like girls spit in some German dudes ass hole while another german dude pisses in his mouth. I can also buy all the japanese manga I want, straight from japan even. The internet is a wonderfull tool to have in my arsenal of learning as well. An example of this is I didn't write this essay, essay. I went on a message board known as 4 skin...4 chan and cried like a little bitch for help. In conclusion i believe the internet has helped me realize that I am a huge faggot that likes to drink other peoples piss, especially hot lady boy piss and cumsies. If the internet were to go away tomorrow and never return I would have to write my own essays and essay that is not me babe thats not the man I would want too be. Thank you very much.

Some one proof read that shit so this fuck can turn it in

>200 words
>essay

isn't it your bedtime kiddo?

>200 words
Bait harder, bigboi

sauce?

Actually interested not tryin to fight you

>My relationship with the internet started in 1963, back then it was called the telegraph. I would spend hours banging out Morse coded messages about how hard writing 200 words is. After a while the internet got placed on computers and my mom got me one. I would sit on that computer and watch flash videos until my wiener hurt and I would have to beat it to sears catalogs because internet porn was still too new. Many years later I can now watch 6 Thai gentlemen that look like girls spit in some German dudes *asshole while another german dude pisses in his mouth. I can also buy all the japanese manga I want, straight from japan even. The internet is a *wonderful tool to have in my arsenal of learning as well. An example of this is I didn't write this essay, *esé. I went on a message board known as *4 ski-... 4 chan and cried like a little bitch for help. In conclusion *I believe the internet has helped me realize that I am a huge faggot that likes to drink other *peoples' piss, especially hot lady boy piss and cumsies. If the internet were to go away tomorrow and never return I would have to write my own essays and essay that is not me babe thats not the man I would want too be. Thank you very much.

Done

>200 word
>essay

Pick one

Take 5 to 20mg of Adderall and wing it. Then take some Xanax and 2 to 5 mg of melatonin and some indica. Do not vape the indica at under 330 degrees f. This is because of the CBD and CBN. Then power nap before class and more Adderall. Don't do this more than once a year and plan to crash hard the next day. Also do not eat a whole bar of Xanax or anything crazy. If you can't sleep because of the Adderall and that combo doesn't help then just watch TV until class. Don't die over a grade.

>do not eat a whole bar of Xanax

I call bullshit.

Have like 1-2 Margaritas... if light weight or female 1 Tequila... if straight ass just masturbate to sleep, get & study & take test/go to class.

WTF is a bar of Xanex?

Go to sleep 1-2 hours get up study, if have smart pills from india take one.

200 word essay? You mean one whole fucking page?

Holy shit you're fucking stupid. Start the paper you dumb faggot. You'll be done in half an hour if you have half a brain.

nigger 200 words is so fucking easy. Send me $20 over paypal and tell me what topic and the parameters and I'll get it done by the end of the night.

Holy shit are you all fucking new this shit is posted every month
>you're all fucking niggers

i thought summer was over

this is Sup Forums

50 words???
Tell me and I'll write it in 60s.

>200 word

Are you stupid or a child? Start writing it youll be done in 15 minutes

Bro, I have like twenty 50-word survey responses due at midnight, just fuckin write them

That ain't half a page unless you're writing in 20 font or on a post-it note. Nigger I've written thousands of words in a night. College will be a shit-show for you
That's a joke, you could bullshit that without even using google

Write a paper about sucking creamy logs out of Andy six's ass

None of this is valid advice considering it's 209 fucking words. Look at your clock and start. Know that two minutes from now, you will literally be done.

Top Kek

Hilarious but way too much drugs for writing two hundred words when it will hang over their head and ruin the high since they are already stressed about it.
bars of xanex are 2mg and it's a common street term

>200 word
I used to finish 1000+ word essays in highschool at 4AM then go to bed and wake up at 6AM to turn them in. Just get started now or you in a couple hours is gonna feel like shit.

An hour?! It is 3 to 4 paragraphs. That is not an essay its a fucking buzzfeed blurb. It should take 5 min to write 15 if you have to research from scratch. Read a wiki page and rewrite it in your own words.

200 words is less than a brochure. Are you in grade 5?

It's barely a single well-thought out paragraph

>200 words

wat, how can you call that an essay?

I get distracted like a retard with ADHD and i'm almost done with my 900w essay on some medieval traveller. Also, i should go to bed

Tits and timestamp and I'll write it for you

Email to [email protected]

Increase your font size to 75, increase the margins...boom. 2 pages, no problem.

Actually put on word on each page, the turn it it.
Call it your 'Slide Show 'report.

If its a female teacher, take a picture of your junk and just put your phone number on it.

Easy A

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That took me like 3 minutes,
You are welcome.

What kind of fucking school do you go to tf

tits and timestamp or btfo

My relationship with the internet first started X years ago, where I discovered I could use it as a tool for researching other homework assignments, staying up to date on sports, and connecting with friends through instant messaging. Over the course of the past several years the Internet has flourished into what many justly argue is one of the strongest tools available to modern society. From marketing, the creation of online-storefronts, dating websites, to social-media like Facebook, the possibilities are seemingly endless and it would difficult for an individual to not find a neiche which suits them. Personally, I prefer to use the internet roughly two hours a day, where I stay up to date with friends on Facebook, and see what is new with Internet culture on websites such as Sup Forums.org or Reddit. In summary, the internet is an immensely powerful tool that I enjoy using on a daily basis. I look forward to it's inevitable progress as time moves forward.

this is by far the longest summer I've ever experienced

>takes 5 mins to write a 2k word essay

my guy

Hello newfriends. The button you're looking for is in the top right hand corner and has an x on it.

you're a dumb cunt kys

you're a dumb cunt kys

>what the fuck do I do
stop obsessing about some shitty R9K girl that rejected you for a gook

>200 word
That's like 5 sentences, faggot. What kind of useless school is this?

I have 0400 pt, a 70 question test on cardiology, and a hands on lab tomorrow, I'm also very drunk on tequila

On the bright side my boots are shiny

200 words ? Are like 10 ?

*pukes on boots*

i have a 4 page essay due on a book i havent read due tomorrow

Being your first one, it's also the shortest! Fun fact.

Now go fuck off.

200 words? Like a 10 minute paper?

Hi Ciara, whats it about?

This post is almost 10% of the work you have to do op, holy shit Goddamn millenials

are u in 4th grade? 200 words shouldn't be a problem for any functioning human over the age of 10.

its about ur cog in my mouth

every field

im fucking 9 and i could make that shit happen in 10 fucking minutes

>don't do this more than once a year
nigga why the fuck not? people do those drugs every fucking day

200 words? Did you mean 2000?

You could easily write a 200 word essay in under an hour tops.

>what the fuck do I do

Write a 2000 word essay and then edit it down. Fuck off, op.

lick my bunghole and I'll do it for you