STEP OUT OF THE CAR

STEP OUT OF THE CAR

SHOW ME YOUR DUBS RIGHT NOW

I SAID SHOW ME YOUR DUBS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Whoa! Calm down there Officer! Here are my dubs.

What seems to be the problem officer?

>counterfeit dubs
>get's shot for rummaging in pockets

Dubs? thought you said lolis

>I SAID SHOW ME YOUR DUBS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

GO AHEAD AND SHOOT, PIG.

Hey, it's cool. I'm white.

Check 'em officer~

No dubs.. but here, take this 2

Don't worry officer I'm clean

shoot me mf

no fuck u

You'll have to take me in officer, I never had dubs to begin with.

fuck guess i did anyway

Pull the trigger pussy

Also

Check em

dont you think we could work something out – officer

O shit, of all days to forget my dubs at home!

I'm an American citizen bitch

No officer its hi how are you

Just got mine renewed today officer

But you see officer, I am black.

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Am i being detained?...
Do you have a warrant sir?
Sir i am a sovereign citizen and as such i am
not obligated to comply or engage with a government to which i do not answer to.

Officer, you must be mistaken. I wasn't the bull who impregnated your wife. A lowly white male would never have dubs

I have dibs but I have a license for them. Im going to reach for my license.

Here you go officer

GET ON THE GROUND WITH YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD OR I'LL BLOW YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING SOCKS, SCUMBAG!

No dubs here, mein furher

LOOK! A BLACK MAN!

COMING IN WITH BACK UP

ON THE GROUND SCUMSUCKER, NOW!

thanks officer!

hey we cool

k lol dont shoot

Fucking pigs!!!!

i dont want any trouble officer

Aaah fuck I....I think I left my dubs at home sir

I like order some flapjacks please or is it to early for flapjacks.

Sorry officer, they are right here.

OFFICER! Now lets not be rash!

dubs are for cucks, i only do trips

They're right here, occifer! I'm not a nigger! I swear! PLEASE DON'T FUCK MY WIFE

checked, you're clear to move along citizen

let's see what your power level is

I don't want any double officer
Also, op dubs checked and thread dubs checked

GET EM BOYS

Kinda busy here. You have dubs yourself. You should think yourself lucky I don't turn you in.

but im not even black

HERE

of course, here you go officer...

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I left my dubs in my other pants

Nvm I found them

Aw so fuckin close. I would have been convinced that I am psychic.

fuck the cops

Dubs are for filthy kikes, officer.

You were saying?

Like detected.

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Yes Officer.

checkem

I got some dubs for ya blue boy

I don't have any ociffer

I don have to give u my license,
I haz rights and so do black lives because dey matter cuz I r niggher

Sup nigger?

You need a warrant fucker. I'm white and this is America.

Fuck da police

pls

"Hey asswipe im a sociology major at UCLA and i know my rights. You pigs are rascist nazi scum i hope you all fuckin die. No i will not roll my window down"

Ooga booga don't shoot dindu nuffin

i have them right here officer, nothing to worry about

Sorry sir here u go

Here are my dubs officer

...

No.

Hold on officer, let me grab it from my glove box.

You have got to be kidding me.

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I live in the Philippines. Here are my fixed dubs.
746179311

Shit, where is it...

I'm not black don't shoot

You caught me, take me to the sheriff office and ill tell you where the bodies are buried

Shit... I must have left my dubs at home.

>I have dubs

Dude! I told you to leave those at home! Shove that up your ass before officer smiles sees it!!

Wait, are dubs bad or good?

No dubs here officer

You just dodged a bullet.

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Don't worry, backup is here.

I'm not a nigger, don't shoot!

fuck off pig

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Ddddddubs

Nice dubs officer have a great night

Is there a problem officer?

but am i being detained?

Sorry officer I forgot my dubs at home. Give me a warning.