Hey Sup Forums, I'm planning sex with a hot girl innawoods, waht should I take with me? Blanket is a given.
Hey Sup Forums, I'm planning sex with a hot girl innawoods, waht should I take with me? Blanket is a given
You'll need a hot girl first.
insect repellent
Sauce
Something heavy to knock her out with and something to carry her in
Gaffer tape, blindfold, handcuffs, rope...
and a shovel.
Don't forget the cold beverage to waterboard her with.
this
this gif is mesmerizing
Take a gun to defend yourself from serial killers. I've seen this movie before.
My country is safe and bugs are not very present in this autumn weather. It's a small forest in my capital, I'm Czech, just fucking hope we can find a remote spot where there won't be anyone seeing us.
>My country is safe
>I'm Czech
Pick one
>Czech
>safe woods
Nigger, they may be scary, but they are mostly safe during the day.
what about the town rapist?
>czech
>safe during day
I'm not a cucked german and can defend myself.
Czech is a lot safer than the USgay, look it up
I never had any scary or bothersome encounters even in the problem parts of Prague, i have a mace spray which is 3 years out of date but it can be used as a distraction while I gouge the assailant's eyes out.
He is the town rapist
water (to drink)
paper towels
a condom
a blindfold (this way you can film it)
A girl
nice, not many hetero porn i like but im hetero.
>Hey Sup Forums, I'm planning sex with a hot girl innawoods,
Doez she know?
If not, zip ties
Fucked up niggers, I love you though, funny fucks. She suggested it.
It's a trap, don't go.
sure you are