How would you react if this were your mother and you walked in on this?

How would you react if this were your mother and you walked in on this?

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Depends. Whose the dude?

Think my mothers reaction to me instantly beating off would be more interesting

Your mother is still the high school slut, only 20+ years older.

Of course she loves to suck dick, did you think that went out of the window just because she popped out you?

Everyone gets a hearty smack to the face before I bellow my autism about the situation. Who knows what happens then?

It's my turn now

Have watched something similar. She obviously had no idea. She was sitting on the floor blowing her bf as he lay on the sofa. Handled it well she did. Thought it was hot at the time. Now I cringe.

I set a card face down and end my turn

Call her a cheating whore and break up but at least he's white.

Start fapping

Impossible. My mother does not have a dick.

I'd tell her to lock the fucking door if she's working, and to make sure she gets paid this time.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Stick it in his ass while she sucked him off.

neutral response to your post

i had the same plan

This thread is good.

Also, why would i enter a room i was in 2 minutes ago. Can't maintain an erection forever, after all.

Be happy she's not as much of a neurotic cat lady anymore .

i would drink all the alcohol i could find

I don't know, OP.
Did you ever wonder if your mother kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job?

>I'll bet you're wondering, now!

Have her get on all fours and start fucking her doggie style

Be thankful it's a white cock for a change

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Murder them both again and this time bury deeper

damn, mom, what surgical sorcery made you this hot?

I'd be quite happy. I'd literally be crying tears of joy. Hear me out on this. My mom died of cancer almost 10 years ago, so seeing her alive and well would be worth catching her sucking dick like a whore.

My mother has been dead for 6 years. Why are you asking me this?

fucking /thread.
Really.

in my country i would kill her and the faggot, and we wont even give them a proper burial.

What country is that

somewhere in sandniggerstan

Made me smile for the first time today.

Dumbfuckingstan

im from jordan, nigger.

Same way I did back in Middle School.

"Whoops... Let me know when dinner is done"

360 degrees is a perfect circle you would be facing the same direction as when you started, retard

>being this new

"me next"