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Tell me the steps to becoming a chad

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that eminem when he was jacked and Dre was feeding him steroids?

>Get buff, don't lift for girls, lift for yourself and the confidence that comes with it.
>Build confidence
>Work on your game
>Work on your posture
>Practice being flirty with ugly women
>Work on your fashion sense
>Be alpha. Being alpha doesn't mean be a toolbag/asshole. It means to be confident, charming, respectful, go with your own wave, never trust a bitch

Much appreciated

Have self respect.
Eat well.
Get a good nights sleep.
Wash.
Socialise.
Brush you teeth.
Have a healthy functional relationship with your family.
Be aware of yourself and that you’re not better-than-everyone-else-but-they-just-dont-know-it.
Enjoy life and all that comes with it.

This. Also, aerobics. Start with walking. Have discipline, think your whole fucking life is going to change.

I did all that plus learning a lot from RSD (Real Social Dynamics). They are kind of a shitty pickup company, but back in the days, with Blueprint decoded, Transformations or Jeffy show, they helped me a lot.

You don´t even need that much of a great body to have lots of women, just be the most close to your ideal weight.

That is why you must do weights only for yourself, not for women. And yes, most women suck, only a few are worthy of being your love. Never give your hearth to the first bitch. Test her. Shake her grounds. She will reveal herself.

Good luck. It can take as much as 5 years or more, but fuck.. it is worthy.

I´m 39 with a 24yr old gf, we are happy and life looks good.

Sleeping. That fucking simple thing will change your life. A good night´s sleep, 7-8 hours.

>Be born
>Love the fuck out of myself
>Love the fuck out of life
>Visit the fucking gym faggot
>Repeat last step 4 times a week fuck cardio that's for faggots and bitches are you a faggot or a bitch bro?
>Have some fuckin standards with bitches for fucks sake
>I don't fucking know bro I love my life
We have a manlet friend that swims in bitches too so don't even give me that shit about you're too short. Don't know any fat fucks with game though so if you're some pudgy bitch eat less and step your life up.

Have 10 inch penis, when a girl says not interested, drop ur pants.

10/10 works 75% of time.

You are on the internet asking how to become one means you already lost.

6/10 advice but you definitely are not a chad yourself
Great life advice but sure as fuck not Chad advice 4/10
Again great life advice but not great Chad advice 4/10
Bruv what the fuck is this shit
This is an actual fucking Chad 9/10
This is an actual fucking Chad 7/10

How many times have you used the word ‘normie’ today?

Careful. Sometimes, just sometimes, chubby girls learn about being better human beings, and end up being great gf material.

Meh. I learned to pick up using internet, and with videos. They work but the process is slow, and gotta grow quite some balls to talk to hundred of girls

Swing and a miss sorry ur mad I called your unchadness out

I did all of this and they still spit on me help

Bro what the fuck does that even mean I'm not in line at the DMV waiting for a bitch to figure shit out

fun fact: this guys name is David Cohen. He's a Jew and now a millionaire stock broker

>real and actual chad detected

you're asking the wrong neckbeards

you don't become a Chad. You either are one or not. I left my status as beta years ago but I'll still never pull in 10/10 babes.

i am fairly certain this is a real alpha

meh, i gave up the chad dude bro life years ago...its not as appealing as it is portrayed, but understand why so many cling to its allure.

You sure about that faggot?
I just kicked sand in your face on the internet.
These are me btw.

its the supreme alpha RUN

I'm here to help little dude. Ask away.

why the fuck you wanna be a chad, for starters? hate of humanity?

Also, you need to start young, can´t be a chad at 30.

You just wanna fuck with hot women. That shit does not require you to be a fucking gym monkey.

holy shit

you can't if you try to be chad you wind up acting like a compensating beta and it's obvious to everyone. If you're not a chad by default you just gotta play the cards you're dealt right. No one likes a poser.

does being a social drinker help at all ?
im more of a lone drinker, i often went to parties/events dead drunk already and the only females i've been able to pick up where the ones i knew for a long time and were also dead drunk

You gotta learn from the chad warden.

Link for ya - youtube.com/watch?v=vyufDxxWIsM

Genetics

Bro that sounds like a sure way to waste good opportunity to smash.
If you're in the mood to drink go where the bitches are an make sure you let your intentions be known from the start. Try to be in a bitches ass before you get shitted then finish up the night wasted with a different bitch.

If you have to ask it's already too late.

>Have self respect.
THIS SO MUCH. Everything else just happens afterwards.

work out. dont take shit from people. pre-emotively start shit with weaker people to establish your dominance. steal girls you don't even want just to make them used up trash for everyone else. use clippers to keep your hair trimmed. never outwardly express jealousy. if someone has something you want, take it but do it in private. endear yourself to authority figures and family. attend church even if you dont give a shit about it. never start a fight you cant finish. develop social skills and have lots of friends but always make sure you're in charge of every situation. If you somehow find yourself in over your head, make sure you have someone convenient to blame. the only hobbies you should engage in are sports, fitness and cars. never be nostalgic. your best days are always ahead of you. only brag about your past accomplishments in order to put others in their place.

the actual chad reporting in
this is kinda hit and miss some of it's true some of it is just beta male perception of chad lifestyle

And be VERY good at what are you doing. If you are in University, be at the top of the class. If you work, work hard and well, be better than coworkers, you ll get a lot of respect out of it.

Brushing your teeth is hard:(

This isn't how to become a Chad. This is how you become a man.

ITT - Basic advice on how to live a non-NEET life

You're either born a Chad or not. You don't become one. Lift all the weight you want, but if you're ugly, nobody cares. Reality check for you faggots.
>pic related

Get /fit/
Learn to fight. It doesn't come naturally to everyone so might need lessons
Get a good education and a job where you make good money

Above three worked wonders for me

>Get /fit/
>end up gay
You sure that's the Chad route?

we dont wanna see ur sissy ass gtfo

u can be alpha without getting fit. it's mostly confident

>doesnt know the difference between a female and his trap fantasies
yeah you're in the right thread.

Can I be a chad if I have a 5 inch pencil dick?

Not true at fucking all.

here's the steps
1. Be Born Chad
that's it
the only way to truly be Chad is be born Chad
anyone who says otherwise is a delusional pseudo-Chad
most of these """"chads"""" ITT who think they know everything about life are likely lowly normies who follow REAL Chad around and pick up his tables scraps
most of the scraps likely reject the pseudo-Chads though, because Stacey only wants CHAD
she makes mistakes when she's drunk though, so i guess that's where pseudo-chad comes into play

>them sausage fingers all lean

Did you ever use your hand for anything but your mouse and keyboard?

trips of truth

Chads fuck traps you fucking faggot.

>real Chad detected
oh shit
can i suck u off later if u toss me pass me off one of ur used up bitches Chad?

Judging by the stacy in his picture and way of speaking, I'd say what small amount of "mush" in his hands probably does come from years of weights. Look at Genova's hands. Stop being a faggot and learn.

if u call people chads kys

I literally have a friend named Chad though....

What an ugly ass

U serious bro? wtf
>have standards he says

You're kinda wrong. A Chad would think it would be super easy to transform a beta project male into his fixer-upper.

you seem to be in a serious hissy over a guy who shut you down on the internet

cute and kinda pathetic

That's simply asking to much

>destroy your pc
>murder your parentd and get adopted by rich ones
>buy the latest iphone every time it comes out
>go to the gym
>go to starbucks every day for the next 6 months
>become quarterback
>boom