YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!

YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
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I would enjoy this thread if you didn't start it off with the same damn video link every time

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What a shitty computer with three Ls and three Is

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Is this you acnekun?
youtube.com/watch?v=m8zWZf28v84

a german one

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that is actually the saddest thing ever.

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What is the image in op referring to?

Or is it just a random thought experiment?

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Does anyone have the Kitten has claws Facebook post? She worked at Hot Topic, and the guy said she looked like some Scott Pilgrim character?

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Where's OP? Don't start a YLYL thread and not contribute anything you fucking faggot

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Bananas.

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Last one from me since no one else contributes.

Hello. How would you like it if I challenged you to a game of Monopoly and umm I get to start with all the property, I get to own all the property, and umm you don't get to start with any money and as soon as you roll the dice and you land on one of my property you go bankrupt and then I tell you ha I won because I'm better than you. You're just jealous and bitter and insecure and you know. I won because I have skill. How would you like that? Because that's what's going on in this world. Or how would you like it if I challenged you to a game of chess but I get to start with a - I get to start a bunch of queens. I get to do all these illegal moves and you don't, and then I tell you, "you lost because you weren't trying hard enough". That wouldn't be very nice and it wouldn't be very accurate either but that's what's going on in this world. This unfair world filled with these white trash people. It pretends to be fair. It's not fucking fair. There's nothing even remotely fair about this fucking place. There's nothing fair about what's going on. Yeah that's just some, it's just you know, something I felt like throwing out there. My life is like an unfair version of Monopoly or an unfair version of chess. I never had a chance no matter how hard I try. There's just no strategy you can do to win. It's completely rigged against you and then they tell you it's your fault. It's all your fault. Well thank you.

youtube.com/watch?v=1h3NPkB0EHQ

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fucking lost lmao

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Please be real

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German computers are perfect. Exactly one I and one L, no more, no less. Also plays Deutschland über alles when starting and Horst-Wessel-Lied when shutting down and reminds you to buy flowers on 20th of April.

the fake one where someone pretended to be a gril shutting down the guy? no

Yeah, that's the one. Fake or not, that shit was hilarious!

This one?

Look I'm as straight as you can get, and I hate faggots. My son came out as gay and I told him I didn't want him living under my roof anymore. He moved in with his sister and he's dead to me. But I have no shame in saying that I visit TS escorts and have blown my load many times in their tight asses. I even have a couple of beautiful TS babes who do dom work and they throatfuck me, let me rim their holes and come all over my face. This has nothing to do with being gay. They are women with penises. The penis itself is not male, it's attached to a woman.

A PENIS IS A PIECE OF MEAT. A piece of meat does not affect my sexuality. Do you let someone call you a pervert if your penis touches a pork chop? No. It wouldn't mean you were a porcinesexual.

A penis is flesh. A beautiful lady having a different shape of flesh will not change my sexuality. No matter how many of them I let inside me or how many I beg for their seed. I don't need to be called gay by narrow minded busybodies. How come this concern for policing sexuality only happens to straight men.

For sake of fuck, DO YOU REALLY THINK GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN HOUSES IN LONDON HAVING SEX WITH LADYBOYS he could afford it but no he was a gay he liked men he would never be with a transgoddess because he realised they were women. Maybe if he would have avoided all gay activity and stayed with traps he would still be with us today, the dirty faggot God rest his soul

Oh, yeah! Thanks so much user.

I really feel bad for this girls, being bothered by some loser with unreasonable fantasies. Not that I'm not a loser with unreasonable fantasies, but I keep them to myself at least.

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you need them for programming

np here have another one.

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This guy is such a fucking loser he has to track down her facebook page to hit on her instead of asking her for a date in person. My god.

Lost

The bottom centre image always gives me the feel.mpeg Why do you do this to me, user?

How many people do you think Travis has attempted to rape in his retarded life?

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elliot?

you know this makes me think i should appreciate having a gf who i can touch and do anything with at any time, though I hardly do cause I cbf

>*staring confused to the wall intensifies*

Lost. Damn.

wtf is hapa?

no. i'm eurasiantiger from r/hapas. check out our sub, we're taking down the white male.

>wtf is haha?
butthurt asians that have been rejected by white females so they blame white males and are trying to demoralize white men by posting bbc and cuck threads for the last few years.

youtu.be/Ev7Jr1UvzSo

A hapa is someone that is half white & half east asian. Like Ciel here.

frogposting

That was well before Hitler though.

retard

faggot

THIS is why I come to these threads.
Have a (You)

What're the odds she's a fembot on /r9k/

Nightmare fuel

More insight/Quick rundown
Hapa is half-asian half-white kid.

More on the story, the guy here John Bettendorf, is a really hateful guy that hates his own ethnicity, since "being Asian is so hard to get white bitches/GF".
People tracked his real name from a Reddit account EurasianTiger, where he is the owner of the subreddit /r/hapas

He is constantly venting frustration and trying to build his weird racist movement, based around this:
- Asian women should not reproduce with white men
-White women should reproduce with Asian men

He is perpetually frustrated (and self hating) because he's a half Asian guy, and can't get laid.

His subreddit is basically his cult following, and no others opinion allowed. Other hapas that are not retarded created their own sub, alt-hapas, so they can have their own space

insectoid beta males

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this bread sucks
dubs checked but OP is still a faggot

>rage

Priorities.

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I'm jealous

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I dont have much cringey shit to contriboot.

that's literally the point of monopoly though
it was originally designed as a criticism of monopolistic landlord culture

i thought everyone knew this already

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Classic

Kek

This is actually alpha as fuck.

If he was born in 1912, he would be 20 years old in 1932, when the Nazi party gained most of it's influence during the election. Lonesome George could definitely have been a Nazi if he was a German. And a human.

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Kill yourself, faggot.

man i hope this guy is trolling, he can prolly lose his viriginity to some hooker without spending $350

it's called Sup Forums

lost

It's hard to tell with anime they all look the same.

Faggot

lose everytime

>needing physical touching

fucking normies ree