/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

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how thick are your accents?

New York reporting in

I can turn mine on and off, though I still tend to drop the G on -ing words and say "I" a little bit closer to "ah" when it's "off".

Charlotte reporting in

Looks like it's time for one of these.

It's 2:30 am here. Go to bed.

midnight bump

Texan here, ama

how you doin'

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hangover time

you mean "how uninfected by midwestern speech are you?"?

what state are you diaspora of?

>interact with 100s of americans due to playing vidya on american servers
>everybody's a fucking retard
>except for people from NC and TX
without exception, all americans except those two states are unbearable

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/Georgia/ here,
If you grow up in one of the more liberal/urban cities such as Nigg(atlanta) or Athens or maybe Savannah (????) you most likely will only pronounce certain words with a southern accent. If you grow up literally 45 minutes outside of those cities, your accent is vocalized molasses.

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>jankee can't delete the thread out of butthurt this time because the rebel flag is part of an actual state flag
btfo

none, I'm just a dixieboo

Why do mods insist on sucking so much cock?

There ain't nothing wrong with that post, what the fuck

we're an oppressed people

Doesn't matter.

not thick at all, but I'm fixin' to get it thicker

I know, I was mostly just surprised

Janitors can't ban people and it's almost impossible to become a mod unless you've been here for years. I think they are just trying to remove generals from here.

/intg/ wouldn't been a bad idea. instead we got /bant/

I think he was just butthurt desu

I know, but it's the only slightly relevant picture I had.
>I think they are just trying to remove generals from here.
It doesn't seem like it, they only tend to remove duplicate generals (or whenever it fits them), but they also seem to be encouraging it because it sort of contains the shitposting more (this part might be more relevant to other boards, like Sup Forums, /k/ or /o/ - /vg/ is a direct result of this.)
If they didn't want generals they'd crack down on it a long time ago.

I think the reason he was banned was this part
>Discussions political in nature belongs on Sup Forums
as he might have mistaken it for a political thing, in true retarded moderator fashion.
Then again, he might've just been assblasted.

>/bant/
It is literally a counter-statement to Sup Forums. They fear to delete another political board or what happened last time will happen again. It's funny how Sup Forums had never had been deleted and whenever they act up, it just takes few examples for them to behave again. You have to enforce order or this website WILL be taken down.

this site will never be shut down, the feds like having it as a honeypot. If Sup Forums went down everybody would migrate to dozens of other chans which they don't have the resources to all monitor. Not to mention many are hosted in foreign countries.

>honeypot
For what? Sup Forums has Child Porn posted on a daily basis yet nobody does shit. People make death threats here all the time so how do you know that they're sincere? I honestly think it is a bigger picture than that, it is the same reason why Reddit is the 4th most popular site in the United States. Even more popular than Twitter right now. If the Feds cared then they would actually install restrictions but they don't and will never have the power to do that.

well, /bant/ ought to should at least rid Sup Forums of a part of the shitposting. I'd still be in favor of a separate board for generals though, but I don't see it coming anytime soon.

>/bant/ ought to should at least rid Sup Forums of a part of the shitposting
Not physically possible. You could have 500 boards like 8ch but people aren't going to change.

they have the entire extreme right in the United States confined to one board and a subreddit, which are both easy to access and available to monitor 24/7, both of which are run by people fully willing to cooperate with them. I'm pretty sure they're plenty happy with the current arrangement.

When Sup Forums spills over to more obscure places like cripplechan it's when things get more murky and the instructions for fertilizer bombs start getting passed around.

eh, you're probably right. can't help but hope the time spent shitposting there results in less time shitposting here though.

>the entire extreme right
Sup Forums only gets 2 million people a month though? Most of the extreme right in America are as dumb as fucking rocks.
It has its potential.

I won't dispute that, all I'm saying is that Sup Forums's existence is advatangeous to them. Hell, the conspiracist side of me reckons Hiro could be a paid asset of theirs, I'm not seeing much proof that he's actually running the place, seems like it's just a cabal of mods who were around during the moot era doing all the day-to-day activity and creating new boards.

>Hiro
>paid asset of theirs
More like a paid asset of third party. Hiro cares a little too much about money but he isn't going to get involved with the US government.

What are some good southern cocktails that I can make at home /dixie/ ?

Noticeable but not unintelligible

Reminder

Cocktails aren't very popular here, kind of interested if this exists though.

why make cocktails when you could make jambalaya?

Because jambalaya is a Frog thing

nah, it's a Lousiana thing with frog influences.

>4 hours til off work

i wish i was in /dixie/

on the topic of cooking, any of y'all have a good recipe for Gumbo?

youtu.be/Q-CBrJBFTF8
This guy lives near New Orleans, I've never had gumbo so I couldn't tell you how good it is

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i barfed a little looking at this map

>no CSA
>no Finland
>no Poland
>L-shaped Romania
6/10, bit glad WWI happened

>Territory of Alaska

>letting the thread die

aight, this guy seems to know his shit, thanks. reason I asked here was mainly because I was hoping someone here could fix me up with his own authentic southern recipe, but this'll do.

we unfortunately do not have many Louisianans here yet.

I feel we have only a very tiny fraction of southern US posters here anyways

>Belgium not a part of the Netherlands
shit map

there's just not as many of us as there are other US posters. Most American flags on Sup Forums are Californians and New Englanders by a pretty heavy margin. Californians I would guess might be as much as 40 percent.

>40%
I'd say 50% or more, based on the amount of chicanos and reddit flag users.

no we have almost all of them, it's just like the namefag said, it's like if Austria or Bavaria had a seperate general from /deutsch/. We're not really a demographic that ends up on Thai fingerpainting forums very often.

South Texas reporting in

El TejANO

Alien to anywhere.

disgusting

Protect Cajuns.

Feeling mighty autistic, may boot up EU4.

>550 votes
you're autistic my dude

but... why?

why the fuck does 550 people have an opinion about either fucking a cartoon (which is imposible) or an underage

I have CKII. It's fun, even if I always wind up fucking up somehow.

I was just playing that.
>i keep fucking up
its probably because your autism levels isnt high enough yet, i find the game too easy most of the time, unless i am trying to go on a massive conquer-spree

>not superior Victoria 2

i enjoy exporting EU4 games to vicky 2.
There are so few nations and so few chances to rise in world status in the base game that it ruins the fun.
Basically, conquer lesser nations colonies and find colonies of your own if you want to win

Vanilla CSA is near impossible to play.
>the US still has cores on all your states for 50 years after the Civil War
What were they thinking?

You can make pretty much any nation a great power through industry and colonization if you're good enough. Unfortunately I am not yet. Exporting EUIV games is fun as fuck but unless borders are somewhat historical it ruins the game, because the balance of power is fucked and there aren't any flavor events or decisions for a lot of the EUIV countries.

I never play without mods. The one I used for that playthrough lets you get rid of US cores and adds decisions for the Golden Circle and stuff like that. If you liberalize enough you can eventually get immigration rivalling the Northern states and then from there you get on a more even footing. If you manage to get an alliance with the UK after that point you can easily make the US (or FSA) your bitch.

Google tells me the Sazerac is the essential southern cocktail, along with Mint Julep and a few others. I'll give them a try.

>exporting games
wtf nigger, that's boring as FUCK

>he doesnt enjoy a good ol' ck2>eu4>vicky2 campaign wherreby you are only allowed to build tall

Sad!

Lovecraft is probably the most yankee writer that I enjoy.

I miss the repair system in Bethesda games

>niggers

fucking busted out laughing o lawd

doesn't Fallout 4 have it?

>tfw no qt southern gf

Only for power armor which I used for about five minutes

It's official company policy at Bethesda to remove any features from their games one might deem "immersive".

>It's official company policy at Bethesda to remove any features from their games one might deem "immersive".

oh god

>ES VI is going to be "Press X to end the Thalmor"
Sad

>jrpgs

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jej

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Fallout 4 was their first release I've acually been completely disappointed by. I really don't want to think about what fucking trash they're going to follow it up with now that they know they can literally just not try and make a gorillion bucks.

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Heh.
This is kind of funny, but I don't know why. Educational game for adults to learn math by counting glasses of whiskey?

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it's from threads Sup Forums used to have where people would go to a site that generates random video game titles and then make a cover in photoshop for whatever they got from it.

Sup Forums always has the best OC of any board on the site honestly.

Ah. Back when /gd/ was new I went on there sometimes, there were similar threads where you'd click "random article" on Wikipedia or whatever and use the title and a quote to make an album cover.

oh I'm a good old rebel
now that's just what I am
and for this Yankee nation
I do not give a damn

>tfw your state doesn't have a Confederate Memorial Day or Confederate History Month

not a good feel
I feel jealous of states that do