Any escort stories?

Any escort stories?

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The last time i was in a strip club in Mexico i fuck two girls, i love make out with one girl at the same time that i fuck the other, but anyway if you are in mexico check this page:
zonadivas.com/principal.html

Seen hookers 3 times, happy endings maybe 5-6.

>hooker 1
>after first relationship breakup
>lose virginity
>takes the whole hour for me to cum
>black lady pimp chased me down afterwards, forgot a 20

>hooker 2
>30 year old texan blonde
>Told me I remind her of her brother
>Sucks my dick for an hour and a half
>cum on her face
>leave
>get 70 boneless wings
>go watch superbowl with friends, Ravens and Saints? Whatever one where the power went out and the momentum shifted.

>Hooker 3
>21rst birthday
>Go to vegas with friend
>Call hooker
>Tells me $250
>Sounds good
>Turns out that was the "come to your room and jew you out of more money" phrase
>Lonely boner causes me to drop $1,000 total on said hooker
>Asian/Latina mix, straight 9.5/10
>Bellboy gave me a thumbs up when I walked her out

>Happy endings
>All good experiences except for one that was meh
>Bitchy attitude for someone who barely spoke english
>Not my first time at the massage parlor
>Start feeling her up as she massages, usual shit
>Ask how much the tip is
>She says we don't do that here
>Bring it up a few more times
>She goes out and talks to boss lady in Mandarin
>Boss lady says some shit, left her dress and points to her pussy
>Play with her clit a little
>She says some shit to masseuse
>Sexytimes

Best pussy out of all of them (bitchy masseuse and I'm pretty small), god damn snatch vacuums.

youtube.com/watch?v=RtgcWnlN0uw

does it count if I paid her to suck me, but she isn't a hooker? pic related

Not much of a story but an escort I hired in Germany insisted on shaving my legs.
Also in Amsterdam my hooker for the hour had to run out mid-sex because her son called from school.
So had another girl replace her, from blond to red head, no extra charge. I wasn't complaining.

She's a hooker.

>Money for succ

Raw dogged middle aged junkie tight and wet as fuck, don't regret at all.

Best check for an AID.

well yeah I guess, she did perform like one, that's for sure

Any pics of her? Swimsuit or skimpy-er.

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>Pic related

>be in Thailand
>be visiting brothels all weekend
>come upon a small building with a lot of traffic
>seems good, better check it out
>it's a normal brothel, nothing fancy but clean and with a bar so 10/10
>chill for a while to check out the girls
>oh shit
>wait
>realize the girls are just that, girls
>see old dudes walking around with girls no older than 12
>literally a guy in the corner, going balls deep in a little girl riding him
>time to bugger off
>one of the more legal workers comes up to me
>gives me a price and tries to drag me with her
>fine, at least she's legal
>go to her room, she leaves
>wut
>she comes back with girl, 11-12 maybe
>fuck this, I'm out
>too normie for this shit
>basically run to my hotel and try to forget what I have seen
>talk to a buddy the next day, tell him what happened
>he laughs and tells me I was lucky as fuck, foreigners get pressed for cash there since they have hidden cams
>fucking hell, dodged a bullet

ikr, money well spent

escortguide.dk/P/15min-500-anal-without-amager-emily-35833.html

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these dirty girls let's you fuck them in all of their holes with no consideration.

I love them all dearly.

500DKK --> 80 USD

Yeah I got an escort service for the first time the other day and welp her body was fine but when she walked out of the room she was in I could only describe a female benedict Cumberpatch was looking at me so the whole time I kept thinking of Sherlock quotes and I couldn't get my honey stroke on it was a definite 2/10 experience

shoulda just fucked a ladyboy then m8

worth?

Sure, man!
>be me, 30 minutes ago.
>sippin on a beer when I hear a fat lady screaming "help!"
>notice that she's screaming for help bc her friend is trippin balls.
>friend confirmed it. They both smoked pcp, but friend had a bad reaction.
>she looks ok. (Few busted up teeth, but fuckable)
Looks like a lesbian but she got a big ole booty.
I follow them to see how shot unfolds, for at least 2 blocks. Her friend gives up and I'm like...
>hmmmmmm
for some reason, she had complete trust in me.

Long story short, I took her to the park a block away from my house and convinced her if she didn't suck on this handle, she'd die.

Tbh, I thought she was a special needs person, with all the dumb shit she was saying.

I'm hoping she finds my cum dripping out her hole when she gains her 5 senses.

> Was in a hotel due to travelling with work
Boredandhorny.jpg
> Checked out local escorts on Adult work site to perv at gallery
> Saw a local escort did owo cim as outcall
> Called her and she lived a few streets away and would do outcall for 30 min rate
> I jumped in shower and she came over
> Plain looking girl. Maybe 6-7/10 but has serious DSL
> Took money and asked me to lay on bed
> What happened then was the equivalent of those tasting menus at restaurants as she basically alternated through techniques. Licking and sucking the head, deep throating, head bobbing etc.
> She did this thing where she cupped my balls, worked the shaft and sucked the head while swishing her tongue around it. Felt fucking amazing.
> Told her I was close and she made an acknowledgement "uh huh" and kept going.
> I came with the force of a thousand suns and she took it like a champ. She licked me clean and winked at me before heading to the bathroom to clean up.

Whenever I'm in the area with work, I make an appointment with her. Usually only BJs but have fucked her a few times (both vag and anal).

CL meet up, she was looking for generous lovers -150 for couple of hours, me and buddy tagged