>Be me
>Be 31
>Been in the army for about 7 years now
>Lonely, friendless loser that joined the army in hopes I get put on a suicide mission. Seemed like an honourable death at the time.
>Never get put on a mission...
>Until now
>Go to briefing
>We're going to strike 3 terrorist bases across the border in Iraq and Syria
>Sit down beside this 7/10 girl, would probably be a 8/10 if she didn't have so much acne
>Edgy and moody, so ignore her
>She's obviously really outgoing as she keeps trying to talk to me about the mission during the briefing
>ShutTheFuckUp.sdf
>Briefing done
>Decide that maybe I should talk to her anyway, need friends
>Find out she's been to a few one-off fights before this one
>Maybe I won't die this time, fuck...
>Day of war comes
>Bomb the first stronghold, weak defense against our planes
>Second one needs to be done by foot
>StillWantToDie.wav
>Ignore initial plan to enter sneaky-like
>Guns blazing everywhere
>Somehow still manage to take over the base, at the cost of my entire squad except for the girl
>God fucking dammit, still alive
>Now it's on us to infiltrate the last base, take down the AA guns and get out of there
>Then it hits me...
mfw I just got to 3rd base with a girl by fucking with terrorists
