Hi everyone its fortune time with osaka as your host
The rules >fortunes can range from decent to shit fortunes might take some time to make >discussion is accepted >one fortune per user >I have the right to refuse service >any bad fortune will happen to you >reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, and death
Dominic Brown
Fortunes?
Cameron Evans
Im willing to take my chances
Juan Rivera
Yes anonu fortunes >your fortune says to find the nearest playground for its loil season yay >your fortune says part of mywisdom will be passed on to you once I die
Dylan Rivera
fortune pls osaka chan
Justin Morgan
Can I afford to feed myself in a week?
Juan Murphy
I'm in a bad spot right now, Osaka-chan. Please help me out.
Eli Bailey
Ok anonu sorry for not making a thread for you i bet you missed me when I was gone? Sorry I'm being to self centred >your fortune says that you should spoil osaka chan for kisses
Jaxon Nguyen
That's pretty cool
Adam Stewart
I'll take one.
I hope it's good. Last time you told me something good will happen in 3 hours, or close to that anyway. However, nothing happened.
Jordan Russell
You can >your fortune says to not take the wallet infront of you for it is a trap set up by the cops I can just tell me your problems and I'll listen >your fortune says to be honest and don't procrastinate for it will affect you badliy also you will lose a finger
Liam Bell
I would maybe pay a finger to get out of this mess but can I pick which one?
Asher Edwards
You avoided death you just weren't playing attention to what happened >your fortune says to chase the dog off your yard with a bat
Bentley Roberts
You're just making these up, aren't you?
Brody Martin
That pic is literally me since last weekend.
Juan Russell
Sure you can I don't mind right now since my head feels werid
Easton Hill
I am but its mostly for fun just give it a try and accept the bullshit it won't harm you Same I felt like doing it but I can't since im to scared
Lucas Gonzalez
What's my fortune?
Wyatt Barnes
Konbanwa,Osaka-chan. I'm having a hard time, so I really need your clairvoyance. What's my fortune?
Connor Jackson
What is? Your fortune says to hold your motherfucking horses lol ok your real one >your fortune says to stop smoking cigarettes its killing you >your fortune says to pull out some paper and draw out the outcome
Dominic Hughes
But I've never smoked cigarettes...
Jackson Sullivan
What does the future hold
Gabriel Brown
Ok. Here you are.
Hunter Hernandez
In so sorry im out of my mind right now is there anything I can do to make it up? >your fortune says you will have a erection in two minutes Oh I see try to be smooth and if all else fails learn how to use a knife
Hudson Flores
Thanks, Osaka-chan! You're a life saver!
Angel Perry
No im not but I thank you anonu
Luis Anderson
serious inquiry, will cops ever find my secret folder?
Austin Anderson
Tell me my fortune, oh user. Will I ever end up getting together with this chick I'm talking to?
Zachary Russell
What state or country you in? >your fortune says the results will vary from your location Ill say no since you just want her for her body and nothing else >your fortune says to think with your heart not your dick
Noah Ortiz
texas, best country of the world
Levi Ortiz
Fuck, maybe you right. Thanks fortune user.
Aiden Stewart
You guys don't doubt eachout unless the other person is black right? Also as long as it not cp your cool Your welcome
Jose Hughes
this helps, arigathanks
Jose King
Have fun with your guro anonu
Asher Rodriguez
fortune
Cooper Ward
I love fish tbh >your fortune says the fish will drag you back to sea
Nathaniel Barnes
I love fish too I had to save that image
Mason Collins
For what reasons? Is it because you like osaka?
Isaiah Ortiz
who wouldn't like osaka all azumangas are bests
Logan Hernandez
They are also its nice that you seen the show im sure most the post here haven't seen it yet
Dylan Gutierrez
Is she waiting for me to text her? Haven't talked with her for weeks now
Zachary Cruz
Yes she is don't keep her waiting since I would expect you to respond >your fortune says you will be forgiven
Chase Roberts
Magic sphere for fortune teller Osaka!
Isaac Price
what did you expect from neo/b/turds just talk to them about sao, jojo and titan
Levi Nguyen
Tell me
Gavin Cooper
Thank you anonu *hugs you* >your fortune says you will be able to rave at the sphere party I never seen those ones since they don't interest me that much What anonu?
Jordan Green
Thanks
Kayden Foster
tell me
Nathan Barnes
My fortune
Angel James
Your welcome Tell you what be more specific please
Nolan Morris
Ok I was just messing with you >your fortune says to live your life with misunderstandings to get funny reactions from people
Brayden Bennett
Osaka, please give me my fortune. Im not doing to good right now
Nolan Clark
Aww I know how you feel come and sit for a bit >your fortune says to expect a very bad consquence
Jason Smith
...
Anthony Foster
A bad consequence? Can you explain if its something to do with family or a significant other?
Brayden Jenkins
That's so cool anonu I saved it thank you Famliy
Bentley Wilson
Heh I forgot pic
Mason Rogers
Is it life changing or is it just gonna be something for the time being?
Jaxson Robinson
Time being since family will always love you
Luke Morris
Thanks Osaka!
Joshua Bailey
You can talk about your problem if you want I can give advice as well but if you don't want to I can understand
Eli Harris
Im just so fucked right now. Im in love with this girl and this girl loves me. We used to be in a relationship but it was rushed and I decided to break up and it left us both crippled. I found myself coming back to her because I really do love her so much. Now the problem is, Her parents dont like me and my paretns dont like her. We can only text right now and have to go see eachother secretly but its hard to see eachother. We live very far away from eachother. I love her alot and tell her to just wait for me to get a car and get done with school but thats a really long time and it hurts for us not to be able to see eachother. None of my friends support us together and none of her friends do too. I just wish I could go far away with her and raise a family and grow old with her.
Lucas Garcia
do you lurk /azu/?
Daniel Lee
I demand a fortune to be given. Please and thank you.
Lucas Nelson
Ahh like Romeo and Juliet you know how it going to end but at least love eachother ok before it goes really bad I do but its so slow that I just took some images and made a Osaka is best thread there >your fortune says the there won't be alot of people to shit up the place there
Xavier Martin
One fortunes please
Ayden Young
Yea I guess so
Aaron Howard
i would like one!
Grayson Bell
Ok busy anonu >your fortune says take your bad luck somewhere else not hear for I hear ticking >your fortune says to run from gay clowns for they have aids >your fortune says to sit down and stand up three times in a row for a curse to work
Grayson Lee
Can you give me the fortunes please Osaka-chan?
Jack Reyes
Sure I can >your fortune says to post the lewdest thing you have for a blessing from the sex gods
Ethan Williams
lets get this over with so i can become an hero
Jaxson Rodriguez
Wow she's cute also your killing yourself?
Connor Butler
shes a beauty right? ive always had a thing for girls with the slightest scene in their looks. just not mentally. fucking hate those fags
Adam Lewis
i recently started dating this girl and i need to know if im wasting my time or not. things are great right now but i need something long term and if thats not gonna happen then whatever i guess
Liam Lopez
I offer my best waifu, Will this satisfy the Gods?
Xavier Jones
I'm ready to have my future foretold and designed by Osaka-chan >Tags: Dunkirk & LOMA >Future's looking good
Michael Thompson
Gimme a fortune
Joshua Harris
...
Luis King
Check 'em
Cameron Flores
Fortunes?
Nathaniel Nelson
Can I get one? Is the thread still going?
Christopher Long
Im high right now, fortune plx
Jeremiah Collins
dont fall for the bait
Jack Thompson
What do you mean my mentally like they insert themselves with them right? Also she's so cute I would hug her >your fortune says you will be cute yourself expect them to hug you alot If your not happy with her then she's not the one especially since your thinking that already also don't rush things families are a big responsibility >your fortune says you will have one kid Sure will thank you its really lewd.dont let me stop you happiness I don't want to mess things up for you >your fortune says to not buy popcorn
Austin Smith
Welp I'm bready to see get my fortune c:
Carter Ross
Thanks for your time, Oh wondrous Oracle.
Jonathan Thompson
>mfw Sure >your fortune says to call the person below me a traitor for he will crucify me Sure is it just taking me some time to make them >your fortune says to trow the book into a pit of fire for Its full of lies What you had to get high my anonu? >your fortune says you will scream at your tv laughing and calling it a nigger >your fortune says its time for you to go to a haunted house and write both yours and my name on a piece of furniture