What is wrong with my dick?
What is wrong with my dick?
looks like it was burned in a fire
damn... maybe they fucked up your circumcision? wtf......
Everything
small AND fucked... bro. go lift or some shit
there's no such thing as a not-fucked-up circumcision
it's healthy, clean and women love it
That's what you get for being cut.
Straight from the german fairytale Crumpedforeskin
looks like something out of Mad Max
Looks like you have gum wrapped around it
circumcision gone wrong.. learn kids
that's some horror movie shit
...
It looks like chewed bubblegum.
xD
it's not in my butt
Penile cancer.
The only treatment is amputation and an ileostomy.
It looks like they cut your dick because it was to big when you were a baby and reattached the tip to make it look normal and failed
it's white
omfg dude. it looks like you got your dick caught in your bike chain. instead of stopping the bike, you kept on riding!
Your dick looks like quatto from total recall
It wouldn't look like that if you didn't fuck your blender.
Is this you?
Were you the model?
it's like your dick is vomiting out another dick.
when you masturbate do you twist your penis like you're opening a stubborn pickle jar?
topkek
bongo girl
Your parents let doctor goldbergstein try to harvest your foreskin when you were a baby
Its not your fault. But you should never stop reminding your parents its theirs
They used to have a circumcision machine that would burn a ring to remove the foreskin. Sometimes the operator or machine malfunctioned.
You are a malfunction. But something tells me you already knew that. Looks like burn scars. Feel sorry for you, user.
Kek
There was a machine for that bro? Not OP btw