So im living in a halfway and some NEET-ass socially awkard fuck just moved in to my apartment. He's my only roommate. Kid sits on the couch all day looking at his phone. He clearly hasnt gotten a haircut in years and wears a blazer (95+ degrees in south florida). Also has yet to change clothes.
A delivery guy knocked on my door and he practically had a heart attack.
Tell him how to better himself in a friendly way Ask him to come to the gym with you Give him tips on how to pick up girls Tell him a hairstyle you think would look good on him Beta guys hate that sort of friendly approach, he'll probably commit sudoku
Ian Sanders
lol
Kevin Allen
Holy fuck.
Way to destroy OP. Go chad, you alpha you
Nathaniel Jones
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Julian Long
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Matthew Gutierrez
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Sebastian Anderson
I have a drug problem an some of my best times were in transitional livings/half way houses haha, I'm happy drug court didn't make me go to one but fuck haha looking back they were fun at sometimes, especially fucking with some of the weirdos that'd come in.
Parker Davis
Sorry correction didn't make me go to one this time like when I was on it in the past
Aaron Campbell
Kek
Alexander Cook
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Isaac Davis
yeah man they kinda suck but we make the best of it
Austin Robinson
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Dominic Powell
lol if you live in a halfway you are just as pathetic as he is faggot
Nathan Wood
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Brayden Mitchell
whats pathetic about trying to better myself. i can afford to live on my own but i could use the accountability of living here
Anthony Wright
Do they really? Why? Usually it just means they arent a problem to be dealt with
Austin Gutierrez
Sad chad reporting in
Brody Perry
Virgin here. Can confirm. Most virgin will get butthurt over calling them on their bullshit.
John Murphy
order five pizzas from different places. watch him get a heart attack each time, while his paranoia escalates like mad from all the pizzas.
Evan Diaz
Lmao listen im a virgin too but that shits dumb. Maybe its exclusive to beta virgins
Mason Morgan
This, so much this.
Jayden Robinson
Mix trace ammonia in his food without him knowing, not enough to be noticable but enough for him to pee it out, and add a slow-release bleach thing in his toilet so he gets the tiniest whiff of mustard gas every time he pisses
Ok but dont actually, i feel like i need to state that since its b
Nicholas Ward
Maybe.
Caught myself being butthurt twice, but generally I can take criticism pretty well.
Still, there are many Virgin friends I know that go full 'Reeee' if you talk them, and get even more butthurt if you call their bullshit.
Ryan Hernandez
>not pathetic >needs accountability
Pick one.
Hunter Jenkins
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Joshua Perry
keep the memez up brah these are fun and actually not gay
Matthew Collins
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Owen Price
I hate these fuckers... yet I got most of my references from "Chad's".
Daniel Stewart
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Connor Hughes
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Josiah Walker
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Joseph Garcia
>heroin addict
hows that.
Daniel Morales
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Colton Green
Underrated literal response. I chuckled.
Christian Jones
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Justin Torres
post more chad memes pls
Adrian Hall
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Cooper Kelly
kek
Jaxon Martin
>he's is out of HIS league wat
Jaxon Morris
Why nobody asks the most interesting question? If you are in a halfway house, you just got out of prison. Why were you there? Molested your mom? Or little sister?
Mason Moore
in here for drugs negro
Nicholas Jenkins
And are you sure that the best way of getting out is fucking with people? Are you 100% sure? Of course you are the boss, just like you were inside...
Samuel Long
hahahahahahahahahA
Sebastian Mitchell
"Hey le Sup Forums I just got out of prison for being a homeless smack addict but at least I'm not a neckbeard!"--you