The orville

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

the orville

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Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

http://www.strawpoll.me/14137747

Leo Sanders
Leo Sanders

cockroaches

Carson Baker
Carson Baker

cockroach

Michael Wright
Michael Wright

Worst episode yet. Every scene with them in Krill persona was physically repulsive levels of cringe.

Blake Morgan
Blake Morgan

Show looks like it sucks dicks.

Ethan Robinson
Ethan Robinson

I enjoyed this one tremendously, but the previous episode was abysmal.

Krill>infantsexchange>pilot>worldishollow>realitymenagerie>priya

How do you rate them?

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

Priya was the only good episode.
The dome ship was ok.

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

blackcockroach

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

sucks

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

This pic proves how trash orville is.

Look at how on STD they have almost every visual effect in one shot plus the camera is tilted showing the artistic expression of the creator. Now look at how Orville looks like a cheap chinese knockoff with no effects, you can literally see everything clearly on Orville because their so poor while STD spends 8 million an episode on CGI.

Orshills eternally BTFO!

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

Using two unrelated screenshots from 2 different shows, and out of context, to compare, contrast, and judge the production's director of photography choices.

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

Agreed. What kind of fucking buffoon uses representative shots of two different things when comparing them?

Jeremiah Russell
Jeremiah Russell

I've watched the first episode walking into it without ever seeing a Star Trek episode before.
Holy fuck this is so corny and terrible. How exactly is ST supposed to be thinking man's Star Wars?

David Roberts
David Roberts

So im the dude who made this.
Im thinking of doing one of the orville crew in trek uniforms. What do you guys think? TNG show era or movie era or TOS?
Also the orville itself- keep it as is or make it a bit more treky- add nacelles or some shit?

Ayden Wood
Ayden Wood

TNG show era would probably be more fitting seeing that that's what the Orville is trying to go for.

Kevin Hernandez
Kevin Hernandez

I figured that too but personally im a huge fan of the TNG movie/ late DS9 uniforms...split between TNG classic and the grey shoulders

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

TNG.

Robert Robinson
Robert Robinson

Those grey shoulders

Easton Johnson
Easton Johnson

TNG Era, but later seasons, obviously not the first seasons with the skin tight onesies

Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper

Cuck series. Seth plays the biggest cuck in the galaxy.
That being said. Women BTFO in this series. This series SHITS on women.

Xavier Hall
Xavier Hall

without ever seeing a Star Trek episode

non sci-fi fan detected
go back to your soap opera channel, little girl

Christian Robinson
Christian Robinson

horrible show that suffers from severe deadpool-complex (i think i'm funny, therefore i am) causing it to be painfully unfunny. it's so horribly unfunny you'd almost think the orville was a brainfart of seth macfarlane.... oh wait....

Aaron Garcia
Aaron Garcia

I'm only 20 minutes into the Krill episode, and holy shit, is this painful. A slapdash bullshit plan that by all rights should be sending two officers to die with a valuable engineering asset, Malloys inability to shut up and stop bullshitting when surrounded by enemies from a nearly completely unknown that would gladly kill him, a fourth species that views all or nearly all others as animals or nonexistent - god damn, this is terrible. Is it worth continuing to watch?

Kevin Hughes
Kevin Hughes

Thanks for the feedback guys, ill try to knock something out in time to post in an orville thread when the next episode airs

Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

Enterprise mirror universe uniforms, unless you want to put Alara into the skinsuit of either Seven or T'Pol

Blake Hernandez
Blake Hernandez

nice!

Adrian Rivera
Adrian Rivera

Wish I had the jew clout to be given a reboot TV series after pumping out the cleveland show.

Owen Cruz
Owen Cruz

I love it so far. They even use transition shots that feel like TNG. Add in the character development and jokes then im beyond sold lol.

Aaron Brown
Aaron Brown

....why?

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

You have to ask?

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

i think you just want a half naked alara pin up
i can make you a half naked alara pin up if you just ask

Benjamin Miller
Benjamin Miller

Wow, Krill was the first top-to-bottom great episode. Good humor, great suspense, quality resolution. I enjoyed the Ed/Mercer time.

Jack Evans
Jack Evans

Oh, well, that works too. Yes, skimpy Alara please. But the Enterprise uniforms in general were honestly pretty cool in general because they looked like actual functional military/ ship crew / explorer outfits, so if you want to, please give them a shot.

Juan Evans
Juan Evans

they are pretty cool, i agree, but they dont really fit the feel of orville so ill pass on that idea.
I will try my hand at an alara pin up, keep an eye out in one of the talkback threads after the next episode

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

What was amusing about Malloy actively trying to get them killed with 20th/21st century references he has no reason to even know?
The guard completely missing them even when Malloy's shoulder is sticking out half a foot just a few feet away from him was just gross cinematography that killed the one moment of possible suspense.

Levi Scott
Levi Scott

the only reason I watched Star trek was for the insane amount of recallable but meaningless complex details, much like chads to football

Sounds like it's going to grow on you

Landon Sullivan
Landon Sullivan

Well, the Krill would have no idea what he is talking about either. I think he was just going for sounding like he was at ease, rather than having to put on some sort of show they might see though.

The Krill just brushed it off as him being from another ship and having more experience with humans.

That shot with the shoulder out of the pews was unfortunate, yeah.

Ayden Cox
Ayden Cox

The references are annoying as a viewer trying to suspend disbelief. The "trying to get them killed part" is for running his mouth when they should be trying to say as little as possible in a culture they know basically nothing about. "We were close buds, we took baths together" would be a terminally stupid thing to say infiltrating most Earth militaries, never mind Space Bad Guys. They didn't have to personally know her brother to have an in with Talaya. He's lucky the Krill were as dumb as their namesake or assumed he had PTSD or something.

Brody Morgan
Brody Morgan

Why do people pretend to like this? Did I miss some kind of meme?

Brayden Myers
Brayden Myers

It's so great. Real people should watch it

Jacob Anderson
Jacob Anderson

t. cbs shill

Daniel Gonzalez
Daniel Gonzalez

People like something you don't? Get used to it. Won't be the last time.

Thomas Powell
Thomas Powell

still butthurt about /STD/

Josiah Reyes
Josiah Reyes

Fuck off back to /std/ CBS-shill.

Lucas Watson
Lucas Watson

i like it

Benjamin Hernandez
Benjamin Hernandez

Lotta anti-seth and anti-netflix shilling going on lately

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

how has another jew seemingly distilled what makes something interesting while taking all of the effort out of it?

Magnets

Adam Lopez
Adam Lopez

Which one is episode 2?

I'm towards the end of episode 2, and I've found it far worse than the pilot.

I was told in advance to push through episode one because it was horrible, but I didn't mind it.

James Ortiz
James Ortiz

If by meme you mean advertising

Ayden White
Ayden White

seen all of both except for orville:krill.

STD seems like a drama circlejerk pretending to be Trek. Focus on character conflicts and "this is war!" seems done well, but completely not Trek at heart

Orville bounces between drama, comedy, or sci-fi-adventure unnaturally. IMO pilot humor seemed cringy but series improved. Lower budget by far.

STD gets bonus points for making revolutionary travel system based off pinching an over-sized mole's nipples

Julian Martin
Julian Martin

"we were literally just sent here to make Xeroxes!"

Jesus fucking christ. I'm okay with the pop culture references (reminds me a lot of Farscape) but this is just retarded to have in the show. What fucking person HUNDREDS of years from now would still use Xerox in this way. I doubt most teenagers TODAY even understand what that's supposed to mean. Fucking hell...

Jordan Miller
Jordan Miller

it's okay, like low tier The Next Generation

Jordan Rogers
Jordan Rogers

First 6 episodes of The Orville are better than the first 6 episodes of TNG

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

Where No One Has Gone Before and Encounter at Farpoint are better than anything I've seen.

Allow me to summarise Orville in classic >muh format:
muh ex-wife
muh performance
muh cultural relativism
muh enlightenment
muh memento
muh anthropocentrism

Charles Wood
Charles Wood

Eh atleast its better than STD

Camden Stewart
Camden Stewart

Yeah, but what isn't?

Liam Davis
Liam Davis

STI

Benjamin Long
Benjamin Long

>>747955817
You can't make fun of people with scat fetishes

Can too

Wyatt Campbell
Wyatt Campbell

The first episode sucked, and so did the second.

The third feels a bit like a ST:TOS episode, but not one of the better ones. It tries to for social commentary (transexualism!), and mostly fails.

Fourth and fifth start hitting some big idea sf, and are actually decent.

Zachary Butler
Zachary Butler

Fourth and fifth start hitting some big idea sf, and are actually decent.
5th is good
6th is great it has a good balance of humor and story

Cooper Moore
Cooper Moore

I purchased all three seasons of Rick and Morty after watching the pilot episode.

I won't even play with my antenna to watch orville. Crappy name.

Charles James
Charles James

Not perfect, but better than most other sci-fi crap you see today.

Jacob Perez
Jacob Perez

The one I called the "reality TV menagerie" because I don't remember the actual name.
Its based off of a couple of TOS episodes but comes of poorly with the reality TV joke and halston sages shit acting.

Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

gen x are out of touch

soon it will be us y and z gen

Lincoln Smith
Lincoln Smith

Redenbacher

Colton Ross
Colton Ross

more gay than discovery so far

Matthew Sanders
Matthew Sanders

Genderless alien.
HEY I NEVER PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN, GUESS YOU NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT.

Every joke is hack, and falls flat.

Joshua Williams
Joshua Williams

Did you only watch the pilot?

James Anderson
James Anderson

you should all consider castration for watching this faggot ass shit

Kayden Lewis
Kayden Lewis

I agree. It's not perfect but I find the Orville highly enjoyable. It might be because I grew up watching TNG. However, it'll probably be cancelled soon because FOX doesn't let anything live unless it gets amazing ratings right at the beginning.

William Price
William Price

Yes. Everything fox produces is so good that it will get cancelled because there won't be enough room with all the other good things. From fox. Fox.

Henry Gutierrez
Henry Gutierrez

hating star trek nerds on a north korean messageboard for autists who obsess about tv shows
WEW
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Aaron Nelson
Aaron Nelson

most sci-fi shows that are episode based have great plots but are so boring to casually watch because the detail of every life is missing.

Orville solves that by having levity through humour, but doesn't overdo it.

Camden Sullivan
Camden Sullivan

Also, why did he rush that kid to the classroom when he could have just shot out a light in the room he found him in?

This show is so bad (STD is also bad for the mental midgets connecting hate of Orville with STD fanboyism) that even with Fox cucked for Mcfarlane it will still get cancelled. I guess the Krill were supposed to be muslims this episode? It was all pretty ham fisted and Seth really shows he cannot write for shit

Landon Wood
Landon Wood

why can't seth macfarlane just stop? he seems to suffer from a constant deadpool-complex (if i perceive myself as funny, then i must be funny).
seth macfarlane is the new adam sandler

Benjamin Perry
Benjamin Perry

The fake Jem'Hadar were awesome. Also I love The Big Bang Show.

Nicholas Edwards
Nicholas Edwards

I read the new Adam sander movies on Netflix isn't too bad. Probably because he didn't write it.

Jayden Green
Jayden Green

the gay.

Owen Torres
Owen Torres

the guy with no ears

Jace Sanchez
Jace Sanchez

I'm a Star Trek fan and I love The Orville, a parody of Star Trek, and I hate Star Trek: Discovery. How fucked up is that?

Colton Nguyen
Colton Nguyen

"Star Trek" has become about revenge since the 8th movie.

It fucking sucks because it was the opposite before (with the exception of Kaaaahn).

That the reason everything sucks since then.

And that's the reason Orville is so great.

Jason Evans
Jason Evans

Seth Mcfarceland acting like himself in every movie he has ever been in, acting is hard.

Matthew Nelson
Matthew Nelson

8 revenge against borg
9 sons revenge against their parents
10 picardclone revenge
11 romulan revenge in the past
12 kaaahn
...

"enterprise" only conflict and revenge between andorians and romulans.
And then some time-war stuff.

TNG and TOS and Voyager was never about this

Brandon Thomas
Brandon Thomas

Lmao I bet this is how producers actually think

Angel Cruz
Angel Cruz

I like it. Pretty much all jokes fall flat but as a corny low budget sci-fi show it's actually pretty enjoyable. Though I'm not much of a Star Trek fan. Alara is a qt.

Shame it will probably get canned, if not this season then probably the next.

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

It's on free TV and people like it, it will get canned.

Aaron Long
Aaron Long

for a shitty show it isn't the most shitty thing out there

Agreed. Useless opinion but I agree

William Carter
William Carter

I actually agree with him it's one of the strong points. The humor isn't very good but the sort of casual relationship people have add a lot to make it not feel as stilted.

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

I just have to force myself to shut up by constantly reminding myself it's a slap of comedy on a pile of bullshit.

John Johnson
John Johnson

I don't think people who watch fart jokes in space do it with their pinkies out rtard.

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

Low budget? What the fuck have you been watching? It clearly wasn't this.

Landon James
Landon James

Well hopefully otherwise it was a huge waste of money

Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

Can we have something like a letter write in to save the orville?

Like the fans did for the tos.

Might be a fun exercise.
Sup Forums for Orville.

Anthony Hill
Anthony Hill

Sure one word per post, I'll start.

Dear niggers

Jack Cruz
Jack Cruz

.......

How many words again?

Owen Peterson
Owen Peterson

Nigger

Angel Johnson
Angel Johnson

Niggers

Aiden Lee
Aiden Lee

Niggerest

Noah Rivera
Noah Rivera

The Orville isn't so much a rip-off/parody of Star Trek as it is a mean-spirited punch in the face to all fans of really good science fiction everywhere.

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

Is this entire thread bait?

Wyatt Morales
Wyatt Morales

I just realized the priest is played by the 5-hour energy cowboy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylEFp1MPak8

Leo Morgan
Leo Morgan

It's hilarious how Orville is closer to old Trek than a fucking new Trek show is.

Every time I see this fucker he looks like CGI.
WHY ARE YOU BREAKING EXISTENCE STOP IT

Ian Russell
Ian Russell

stfu faggot, you don't speak for me.
I fuckin love Science fiction, and I happen to enjoy the Orville.

Gabriel Miller
Gabriel Miller

mean-spirited punch in the face to all fans of really good science fiction

wrong thread, user. this is not the std thread.

Nicholas Ward
Nicholas Ward

Why did he take the kid all the way back to the classroom instead of shooting the light in his room?

Joseph Rivera
Joseph Rivera

Oh man, is that real? I'm an episode behind. That's just cringey.

Isaac Martin
Isaac Martin

it's real

Nathaniel Lee
Nathaniel Lee

It's real [spoiler] and yes it's cringey af [/spoiler]

Easton Flores
Easton Flores

If you honestly think that Orville somehow represents "every day life" then all I can say is that you come from an incredibly dysfunctional family.

Ryder Baker
Ryder Baker

No, it will get canned because it sucks and the ratings will reflect that.

Low ratings = cancellation.

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

Hitting the nerves of insecure, kissless virgin socially clueless nerds is always fun.

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

Shows that suck don't always get bad ratings.

Dominic Stewart
Dominic Stewart

glimpsed a bit of the shows episodic formula last night.

Grayson Hernandez
Grayson Hernandez

you come from an incredibly dysfunctional family.
This is probably true for 95% of Sup Forums users. Nothing new.

Brandon Evans
Brandon Evans

implying this thread wasn’t started by writers from this show.

Think I’m kidding?

Watch the latest season of American horror story. I mean it’s a shit show, but the entire plot is gleaned from shit you exclusivesly see on Sup Forums and /pol.
They even mention Sup Forums in the first episode.

Andrew Evans
Andrew Evans

Kek

James Green
James Green

Speaking of which, when will Orville have it's own 'mirror' episode, and what will the twist to the concept be ?

Evan Harris
Evan Harris

Orville ratings are in a precarious state atm, once it switched to thursdays with fierce competition it dropped down to a 1.0 rating which is acceptable, but the last episode was 0.9, and that's when things are getting hairy, if it drops further it's done, and it really needs to stabilize at 1.0 .

Anthony Ramirez
Anthony Ramirez

I'm a millennial and I laffed. The show is more light hearted.

It's like TNG with people from our time. Doing this pokes fun a the whole TNG Utopia future.

Lucas Perez
Lucas Perez

Better than the new star-trek :....(

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

All that picture demonstrates is why it's known as Star Trek: Lensflare the series.

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

I do to. It came out for me out of no where and was about 100 times better then whatever the hell star trek is trying to do.

William Rogers
William Rogers

>>747964857

get off my thread

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

/b and /pol.
hello plebbit

Chase Nguyen
Chase Nguyen

Sounds like you need a real punch faggot.

Christopher Carter
Christopher Carter

Why is this and Rick & Morty spam being posted ALL OVER Sup Forums?

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

They even mention Sup Forums in the first episode.
Do they?

Camden Young
Camden Young

This show has more of the soul of ST than Discovery does.

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

2017
consuming anything with Seth McFaglame

Aaron Reed
Aaron Reed

reddit spacing
holla

Hunter Stewart
Hunter Stewart

Episode opens with the senior officers hanging out and enjoying each others company

Now this is Star Trek.

Ayden Mitchell
Ayden Mitchell

That scene was literally so comfy that my muscles began to atrophy.

Jackson Gutierrez
Jackson Gutierrez

Target Orville demographic

Cameron Sanders
Cameron Sanders

The mirror universe will be actually funny.

Liam Walker
Liam Walker

Can confirm

Thomas Morris
Thomas Morris

You just made throw up in my own mouth.

Julian Taylor
Julian Taylor

asking another species to preform their racial specialty for you is very racist

Ethan Cox
Ethan Cox

Calling people racist is very racist you fucking racist.

Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

Holy fuck Seth we get it

John James
John James

Do you really believe that I would post here?

Fucking idiot. I would never contribute to this shithole.

Cooper Bennett
Cooper Bennett

That's... impossible

Actually I would expect the mirror world to be a cartoon.

Screenshot this!

Jonathan Edwards
Jonathan Edwards

the thumbnail

Jackson Butler
Jackson Butler

the *x250>

Henry James
Henry James

Yeah because you helped create this shit hole with your shitty entertainment

Ayden Bennett
Ayden Bennett

Fuck this piece of shit show and it's Creator.

The Orville redonbocker

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

lol ok

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

The last Star Trek television episode (not counting Discovery) ended in 2005, which was fucking 12 years ago.

The Orville is more Star Trek than Discovery is. Sure, The Orville is not as great as TNG or DS9 (yet), but considering that it has been 12 years since Star Trek has been on television, I'll take it.

It scratches a massive itch.

Anthony Thomas
Anthony Thomas

Seth has enough pull on FOX that the show will probably stay just to help please him.

John Allen
John Allen

millennials technically are those born from 1980 to now

it was a joke for people born before 1990

Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

I like this show. only people who we're born before or in the beginning of the 80's will digg it. All the ADHD kids now-a-days wants fast editing etc. it goes way to slow for 'em

Carter Garcia
Carter Garcia

you do know that one is supposed to be a cheap knock off comedy right?

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

This is the best thing I've seen ever

Daniel Perez
Daniel Perez

well the Orville is made to be a cheap sci-fi... so how hurt is your butt?

Dylan Ross
Dylan Ross

The first few minutes of this recent episode was one of the most comfy things I've seen in scifi in a long while.

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

best thing /Orville/ general has produced.

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

but is it a better Star Trek knockoff than seaQuest DSV?

Camden Flores
Camden Flores

The Orville is just the Galaxy Quest ship but with more fins on the back

Nathaniel Bell
Nathaniel Bell

and i have no problem with that at all

Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

I was born in 1990 and I get it.

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

Sadly better than Star Trek Discovery

Connor Carter
Connor Carter

I was born in the beginning of the 90's and diggi t.

Thomas Davis
Thomas Davis

I was born in the beginning of the 90's and digg it.

Thomas Rodriguez
Thomas Rodriguez

Error: You cannot delete posts this often.

...oh...

Colton Baker
Colton Baker

This show was great. The chick that controlled the drone / engineer was hot stuff

Nathan Barnes
Nathan Barnes

I was born in 88. I'm going to guess that most of the audience for this show are older than me.

Owen Harris
Owen Harris

86 here, I like it

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

I was born in 2005 and I love The Orville.

Noah Mitchell
Noah Mitchell

Born in 1977. Orville is my favorite new show of the year.

Jose Fisher
Jose Fisher

Go back to watching sportsball, motherfucker

Joseph Perry
Joseph Perry

I really like this Star Trek parallel universe.

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

So why is there no new episode next week? Baseball playoffs?

Robert Wilson
Robert Wilson

Yep. Cubs and Dodgers.

Asher Cruz
Asher Cruz

Baseball

Do people still watch or even play that shit? I was doubly surprised when that massive shill campaign swept through the internet about that tarded boxing match.

Josiah Cruz
Josiah Cruz

Lol did they really say elon musk

Connor Perry
Connor Perry

How many fucking threads are you going to post this exact thing?

Jason Brown
Jason Brown

Where would one get a version of this with the screen transparent?

Brandon Sanders
Brandon Sanders

ORVILLE WON!!!!

Ummm... no sweetie, it lost by a massive margin. Discovery won by over FIVE MILLION subscriptions to CBS All Access.

DIS is the true winner. DIS is who the American people chose. Any time an Orville supporter tries to brag, I laugh HARD in their face, and educate them with the facts. It feels good being on the right side of history. Orville is literally the least popular show of all time.

DIS fucking won.

Asher Edwards
Asher Edwards

infiltrating alien species behind enemy lines
act even more like The Honeymooners than ever
this fucking show

Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

I am divided on the Orville. It's not like I feel it's OK, it's that in every episode so far there have been parts I liked and others I really didn't like.

I would even say there have been more of the former than the latter, so overall I'm putting it in the plus column. But on the downside, all the parts I really hate are the comedy bits.

It's not even all the comedy that's bad. Horny glob can be funny if not overdone. 35 pot brownie references not so much. Using reality television to barter with aliens who are fascinated by human culture? Sure. 10 minutes of nothing but pop culture meta jokes, not really.

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

dat shit hairdo

Luke Brown
Luke Brown

same fagging

I was born in 85, it's shit

Aaron Howard
Aaron Howard

are the ratings out yet? I wanna see how much they keep falling without da fooseball helping.

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

kek wonder what happened to that post

Michael Watson
Michael Watson

Yes.

Oliver Clark
Oliver Clark

Ummm... no sweetie
lol, you are that annoying bitch in all the STD and Orville threads. You are seriously one disgusting woman.

Jaxson Murphy
Jaxson Murphy

don't ever fucking reply to me again you little worm

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

How many fucking threads are you going to post this exact thing?

Ryder Carter
Ryder Carter

Orville is literally the least popular show of all time.

Jonathan Barnes
Jonathan Barnes

The Paypal guy?

David Morgan
David Morgan

I know, it's like something new instead of the thousands of trap, lolli, and rekt threads we get each day. How dare he :)

Carson Parker
Carson Parker

KEK [spoiler] KEK [/spoiler]
I'm so fucking happy I finally called you out.
Idontgiveafuck

Blake Murphy
Blake Murphy

Grayson: Ed, there are a lot of families down there...
Gordon: Probably a lot of single people too.

Levi Davis
Levi Davis

xover ep with the GQ crew when?

Hunter Myers
Hunter Myers

when the trainees were children
that classic trek incidental music

GOOD FUCKING LORD

Just give seth creative control of any future ST production, it'd probably cost 5% of what STD costs

I'd also like to apologise to Seth for despising him for years

Hudson Morris
Hudson Morris

kek

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

I fucking hate everything Seth Macfaggot has ever done, but I like The Orville. I can't deny him that.

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

A poorly produced low-budget Star Trek knockoff with cheap low brow humor awkwardly shoehorned in at random. This show has all the heart of a pre-schooler's napkin sketch and the comedic timing of a brain dead feminazi. 0/10

Logan Wilson
Logan Wilson

So that's what these generals are about huh? Sad

Nathaniel Morris
Nathaniel Morris

the saddest thing is that some of the episodes are actually pretty good sci-fi. And then someone makes a dick joke. Or Blobby McBlobberson hits on the doctor again. Or the navigators act like frat boys at each other.

I swear, this would be a decent series with the 5 minutes of Seth "humor" removed from each episode.

Jonathan Harris
Jonathan Harris

crossthread shitposting
Are you just butthurt you can't parade around life with a mans name and be anywhere near as successful as Burnham?

Wyatt Cruz
Wyatt Cruz

OP here. I never said this was a "general".

Luke Moore
Luke Moore

OP here. I never said this was a "general".

Alexander Cruz
Alexander Cruz

Voyager

Adam Lewis
Adam Lewis

I also like how the scenes flow together.
Them seeing the kids discourages them from killing everybody on board, but at the same time one of the kids gives them the idea to fry everybody, and yet it also causes that same kid to be missing at the most crucial moment. Every scene in a way sets up what's going to happen, instead of everything just kind of happening in a disjointed sequence.

Joshua Rogers
Joshua Rogers

they have almost every visual effect in one shot plus the camera is tilted showing the artistic expression of the creator

TOP KEK! Screencap this!

Julian Jackson
Julian Jackson

This much projection in one post

Logan Thompson
Logan Thompson

OH NO NO NO NO OHUHUHUHU

Owen Gray
Owen Gray

Just occurred to me that with the Orville's lines and shape we're bound to get an episode where a giant space squid tries to hump the ship at some point.

Levi Morales
Levi Morales

quads don't lie

that is actually conceivable! mirror universe will be a take-off on the Star Trek Animated Series, except in the animation style of Family Guy. (tip: gotta keep the low-budget stock music and sound effects of the old animated series)

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

BTFO

Kayden Hall
Kayden Hall

"I turned myself into a Krill, Gordon!"
"I'm Krill Mecerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
Really?

Nolan Myers
Nolan Myers

She's a qt.
Capt. Mercer could've hit that, too.

Carson Allen
Carson Allen

Why are you a massive faggot?

Grayson Hall
Grayson Hall

Holy shit, this is her. She is hot af!
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David Adams
David Adams

She's pretty hot both ways desu
pls no bully

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

If you don't enjoy something, it doesn't mean it's bad. This millennial need for everything to be catered specifically to your liking is bullshit. Just go on your merry way and consume something else and get off my fucking lawn.

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

gib krill gf to purge human vermin with

Justin Allen
Justin Allen

God I'd love to have her as pinup art on my bird

Charles Garcia
Charles Garcia

do people still watch baseball

Yep, older people mostly, but still plenty of people. Especially since it's the Cubs and Dodgers, two of the biggest teams in the league. And Republicans watch it now too, since they're boycotting the NFL.

[spoiler]who /sp/ here?[/spoiler]

Dylan Roberts
Dylan Roberts

To rape
What did they mean by this

Chase Morris
Chase Morris

They mean Alara will finally meet someone stronger than she is...and won't be pure for much longer.

Adrian Brown
Adrian Brown

I love The Orville. The best way I can describe it is that MacFarlane wanted to make a Star Trek show that recalls that franchise's earlier days, back before it became an action blockbuster film series and before the TV shows started becoming dark and grim and edgy. MacFarlane is making his own version of the original Star Trek, and he is a new Captain Kirk. All the optimism and sincerity and lightheartedness of that show is here. I'm honestly surprised something like this exists.

There's some off-color humor, but it's never (so far at least) particularly offensive, or at least its offensiveness pales in comparison to many of McFarlane's other works. Still, it's distinctly him, so it's not going to be appealing to everyone.

In any case, I've really enjoyed The Orville. It's not a perfect show. Some of the jokes do fall flat. But I love its spirit. I love that someone is actually trying to make a Star Trek show that isn't just filled with explosions, space battles and gritty action. You should check it out and make up your own mind. Maybe you'll hate it, but maybe not. It's fun and kind of sweet and I'm happy it's a thing, however weird and unexpected it might be.

Ayden Ross
Ayden Ross

do people still watch baseball

Yep, older people mostly, but still plenty of people. Especially since it's the Cubs and Dodgers, two of the biggest teams in the league. And Republicans watch it now too, since they're boycotting the NFL.

[spoiler]who /sp/ here?[/spoiler]

Wyatt Howard
Wyatt Howard

She makes my bird go like that.

Hunter Garcia
Hunter Garcia

.and won't be pure for much longer.
Daily reminder Alara isnt pure at all to have reach so fast and so young her assignment

Kevin Price
Kevin Price

Yankees v Astros
Cubs v Dodgers

Good matchups, should make for some entertaining playoff finals. Hoping for a Cubs v Yankees world series.

Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

I didn't watch the nats game because I was too busy watching The Orville.

Isaac Martin
Isaac Martin

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/daily-ratings/tv-ratings-thursday-oct-12-2017/

Looks like ratings ticked up a bit lads.

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

more like seth and discovery both want to milk the shitty movie hype but both will end up in the toilet after killing each other.

Elijah Turner
Elijah Turner

Can't wait for season 2. It's like going back to TNG, but with a bit of levity. Loving it!

Brody Watson
Brody Watson

Bortus eating all those things
Mercer faced with the moral dilemma of possibly killing children

This show is like the fun Star Trek we all wanted.

Grayson Evans
Grayson Evans

Why did she use such a stupid expression for that dialogue, it made it so much worse than it already was.

Luke Richardson
Luke Richardson

Still sucks. Sup Forums is just made so not bumping a thread has the opposite effect because joos are crybabys

Henry Lewis
Henry Lewis

What are you even doing here? Seems like you are wasting your time.

Kayden Roberts
Kayden Roberts

I've got a theory - the Seth humor has been very gradually ramping down over the last six episodes... it's a subtle, but the trend is there.

I think Seth wanted to make a semi-serious Trek ripoff but knew the suits and studio execs at FOX would never go for it. So he sold them a sci-fi comedy, promised lots of gags and dick jokes and Family Guy shit. Now the show's actually in production, hooking in an audience, and very gradually phasing that out in place of more sci-fi drama. The humor will never go away entirely, but I think by the end of the first season it'll feel like a very different show than what it started out as.

William Sanders
William Sanders

Please add my image to the comparison of 2 random images

Ryder Evans
Ryder Evans

annoying marketers. What are you doing here?

Asher Young
Asher Young

I'm just a fan of the show. Seriously. No lie. No Joke. No Shill.

Maybe I'm lowbrow, maybe I have shit taste, yada yada yada, but I'm just chilling out in threads of shows I'm a fan of. Crazy, right? I know.

Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Cleveland Show. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Cleveland Jr's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Bill Cosby literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Cleveland Show truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Cleveland's existencial catchphrase "No no no no," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Seth McFarland's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Tim the Bear tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Ian Cruz
Ian Cruz

I've actually downloaded all the episodes of both shows i just haven't watched them yet except the first orwell desu.

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

I accept you for who you are. I watched the show with eager anticipation the first time as Seth does have a direct line to my funny bone. I was very disappointed in how obvious it pandered to sci fi fans and nostalgia. This is his worst comedy ever and I am disappointed because I DO like his humor and this was a golden opportunity. Star trek was cheap because it had to be and the acting filled the gaps. This is just cheap all around

Justin Mitchell
Justin Mitchell

Good show, where do I suck Seth's dick for finally making something I like?

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

the gayest!

Jayden Richardson
Jayden Richardson

Sides evaporated

Gavin Perez
Gavin Perez

It's not terrible.
It's at least better than nothing, which is what we have for Sci-Fi right now. No-budget no-talent "reality" TV killed Sci-Fi for about twenty years.

...gave us the best president and galactic overlord in the universe though lol

Matthew Hughes
Matthew Hughes

newest episode just started here on the west coast

Robert Wilson
Robert Wilson

pretty much everyone gave it a shot and the first episode bombed.

you can't come back from that.

Kayden Bell
Kayden Bell

you're an idiot

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

First episodes of most shows suck ass, user.
Every show comes back from that. Most shows take a few eps to get into their thing. A lot of shows are wooden as hell the entire first season.

Carter Miller
Carter Miller

First 6 episodes of The Orville are better than the first 6 episodes of TNG

Landon Moore
Landon Moore

worked real hard on that one, huh.
shit. I better just give up on life.
its gay, you're gay, Seth is gay, ted is gay, stewy is gay.
let me know when this guy does something not gay.

Luke Miller
Luke Miller

eat my gun

Ayden Ramirez
Ayden Ramirez

This has to be the most untrue argument anyone ever uses.

Nothing is always better than shit. If they don't have what you want at the store you save your money until they do. Not change your preferences because you can't handle having money in your pocket like a hyperactive child.

Kevin Morris
Kevin Morris

1st episode of you posting sucked too.
you're gay

Dylan Gray
Dylan Gray

STOP SHILLING THIS SHOW SO HARD, NO ONE CARES, FUCK OFF

Brandon Nguyen
Brandon Nguyen

I like The Orville.

I like that my opinion triggers butthurt faggots even more

Owen Walker
Owen Walker

How long does it usually take them to put the episode on fox.com?

Christopher Carter
Christopher Carter

it won't last, trust me.

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

get a load of this salty mother fucker , kek

Justin Richardson
Justin Richardson

Can confirm, usually do something else while watching TV; only time I've ever just watched is with The Orville.

Loved Trek until ENT (had moments but less of an abortion than STD)
JewJew Abrahams turned Trek into Star Wars

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

That was my second.
You suck at judging everything.

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

No they don't. That's why they're called PILOTS. They get the show off the ground. The ground being all the pre conceived negativity that won't exist the second episode.

The episode where they cast the idea to the people with money always sucks
Retard

Hunter Clark
Hunter Clark

Good.

I don't even mind the humour used so far. A lot of it feels natural or fitting (the practical jokes, Bortus eating things, Mercer telling the Moclan advocate he's being a colossal dick).

Brandon Perez
Brandon Perez

I know this feel, it's a melancholy feel as now Trek has trekked into dogshit.

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

seth just wants a bigger dick than shatner and we all have to suffer for it

/thread

Lucas Barnes
Lucas Barnes

I don't know user, if I'm really hungry, I'll eat just about anything; Wasabi, Napkins, Cactus, bag of nails. Anything. I don't think I'd hold back.

Ayden Flores
Ayden Flores

football has gone the way of baseball now. Everyone I know isn't going to watch this season. I have my team so I'll just watch their games and that's it. Seeing as how the players will probably keep kneeling during the anthem.

Parker Scott
Parker Scott

/threading your own post
This much of a faggot

Jayden Gray
Jayden Gray

They don't know how to make a show better but they know how to make the competition worse. Same thing right? Hollywood morons

Matthew Evans
Matthew Evans

Just waiting for them to get desperate as their viewers keep dropping.

5 sources say viewers are down
New York Post says they're up
kek

Justin Kelly
Justin Kelly

/tv/thread/88894521#p88894521
/tv/thread/88894521#p88894521
/tv/thread/88894521#p88894521

/tv/thread/88894521#p88894521
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sorta nu /general/

Easton White
Easton White

I will watch it just so I can throw money at the first team to leave the field when this happens.

I know I'm just one guy NFL, but probably not the only one.

Sebastian Jones
Sebastian Jones

OP here. I never said this was a "general".

Levi Ramirez
Levi Ramirez

Why would you even think you have to shit up the Orville with your gay tng bullshit? This is why I really hate you fucking trektards so goddamned much.

Thomas Brown
Thomas Brown

Sauce??

Charles Thomas
Charles Thomas

he nailed the irony of the differences between the shows though, even if he didnt follow the scientific method of sorts

Alexander Collins
Alexander Collins

Get off my thread.

Robert Stewart
Robert Stewart

hc/

Adrian Edwards
Adrian Edwards

This show is for fans of TNG, you'd probably like TNG.

Gabriel Butler
Gabriel Butler

you'd probably like TNG
I used to, when I was younger, until I realized what a stupid, gay, hamfisted PC fest it actually is.

Kayden Brooks
Kayden Brooks

This show is just as good as rick and morty.

Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Mitchell

shilling a doomed show this hard

Jace James
Jace James

I used to have that movie. Never ended up watching it, nuked it since nobody would watch it with me...

Josiah Rivera
Josiah Rivera

Anyone have pics of the Krill priest or captain?

Nicholas Flores
Nicholas Flores

STD isn't doomed

Mason Ortiz
Mason Ortiz

amgah iz trek parody lewlz wubba lubba dub dub
Not even based on TOS or DS9 master race

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

I almost always don't trust someone who tells me to trust them.

Logan Jones
Logan Jones

Most people have had enough of being bombarded with fucktarded SJW screeching. Any show that shoehorns this shit into their stories, especially shows set in the far future, just looks try hard and stupid. There is no way the show will last long, or be viewed by future generations favorably. You can watch any episode of TNG today and it holds up. 20 years from now, watching an episode of The Orville with forced tranny memes will look ridiculous and dated. People are already done with identity politics, in 20 years they will despise anything that brings this shit up again.

Jacob Edwards
Jacob Edwards

trust me

Always the mark of a good argument. Especially on the internet. Especially on message boards. Especially by anonymous posters. Especially by fucking /btards.

But no, it probably won't.

Liam Edwards
Liam Edwards

Enjoying it, it's pretty good and doesn't afraid of anyone.

Zachary Wilson
Zachary Wilson

I hear penicillin works wonders

Connor Johnson
Connor Johnson

trust me, i think you are right.

Ian Hughes
Ian Hughes

it should be

Grayson Young
Grayson Young

Jesus Christ, this is what happens when someone spends all day on the internet.

Oliver Price
Oliver Price

you must love dicks then.

Brandon Long
Brandon Long

It's a joke, what people don't like is feminist agenda in shows like Discovery where the storyline is centered around a female and they are all in positions of power.

Samuel Walker
Samuel Walker

if Musk actually accomplishes half the shit he plans to do he will belong among the greats

Grayson Robinson
Grayson Robinson

I enjoy them both myself but I watch The Orville for my comf Star Trek fix and STD for a modern action Scifi.

Jeremiah Ramirez
Jeremiah Ramirez

This.

Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

And what generation is Seth Macfaglane? Oh yeah.

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

Precisely.

Isaac Turner
Isaac Turner

No it's not user, you can't distill the essence of Star Trek while adding base humour that effectively without being a Trek nerd in the first place.

Brody Phillips
Brody Phillips

Correct. 100%

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