/mlb/ general - TWO WEEKS TO OPENING DAY edition

TOR: Report: Jays, Gibbons finalizing extension
CWS: White Sox announce Tim Anderson extension
LAD: Andre Ethier (back) has mild disc herniation
LAD: Seager (oblique) to play in minor league game
SF: Giants concerned RP Smith has ligament damage
MLW: Keon Broxton (wrist) back in Tuesday's lineup
WAS: Baker taps Glover as favorite for closer role
MIN: Puerto Rico walks off to WBC title game
ARZ: Pollock (groin) plays in minors game Monday
CIN: Raisel Iglesias getting elbow, back examined
CIN: Mesoraco admits he might not be ready for OD
CLE: Brantley (shoulder) has two singles in debut

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MiLB is back!

Royals

COP OR NOT


DO I BUY?

Michael Brantley, to be quite frankly honest

If you ain't Team USA you ain't shit

Hotglue it

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FUCK YES MARINERS

Tbqh there's been a massive influx of new Mariners fans the past year. Why is that?

>us 10's

Better beer at concessions?

When did port of rico turn into the baddies.
I always cheered for them at the Olympics but their baseball team is just insufferable

hey, yo... shut up.

They've actually always been here. Same with the Whos.

this

Lulz....no

...

I'd strike out every motherfucker in this thread

I could hit trickshots out of the park off of you
back handed one handers

Oh yeah, tough guy? Where are you from?

*blocks your path*

Baltimore Maryland, home of the pissiest pants in North America

Cubs tbqhfamalamadingdong

*strikes you out*

jints desu senpai

>Brazilian likes baseball
Based

>Lord, please tell me this is the guy who thinks NYC smells like piss and he won't tell me where he is from.

I've never been to NYC but it would be neat to go, I'm sure your fine city smells like foreign cuisine and commerce
God bless us all on this day

...

*Wins the Eries*

THIS SHIT HAS GONE TOO FAR

baconvstacos.com

WHO HERE HYPE FOR JAP V US TONIGHT

I'm a Mestizo and I'll take bacon over tacos

Gun b gud

>yfw an All American Final

*blocks your path to the championship*

ツウウウ

T R O S
R
O
S

>got in contact with a local baseball team and I'm going to have a go at their training

Never played baseball desu, looks fun though.

Make sure you get a Rawlings glove. Fuck everything else.

>implying I wouldn't crowd the plate, get hit by your pathetic 52 mph """fastball,""" charge the mound, and kick you in the prostate

>implying I wouldn't enjoy your foot hitting my prostate.

Reminder that third base is the patrician's position

t. A-Rod

>married chick at work wants me to go to the gym with her all week

How fucked am I if I go?

Didn't know Rougned Odor was a pitcher now

Just make sure you tell her husband first

Heh...... I don't know man.

That would be 2nd base, my guy

Sounds like trouble. I'd stay away. Or at the very least, if you go, just be super quiet and distant, until you start lifting, and then make the most grotesque faces possible while emitting a high-pitched whinnying noise.

It's fucking Planet Fitness though. I do like her, but it's not worth getting killed over. Or is it?

reddit = shortstop, third base, center field, and right field
Sup Forums = left field, second base, first base, and pitcher
patrician to smart for baseball = catcher

>Smith and Morse ded in the same day
JUST FUCK MY TEAM UP

At least we got Bonds back, puto

Peachy merrycone

FUCK the Netherlands. Call up Torres NOW.

Mariners!

fucking pussy ass yankees players, netherlands could have won yesterday is didi wasn't a frail little bitch

He has autism.

>Torreyes might be the Opening Day Shortstop

*pisses on your city*

t. Ryan Lochte

...

should I draft torreyes for my fantasy team

post yfw Bonds comes out of retirement and leads the jints to the worlds eries

...

>whos

Really earning that down arrow. Made me think.

Have they invented a new, more powerful steroid? Because that's the only way it will happen.
>mfw

>Merkel's boner

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness
>tfw no old/fat

It made Mrs Merkel very happy.

Almost had some impressive digits there, son

What happened?

>joins team as assistant
>asks bochy to go on the field for practice
>he starts hitting dingers
>plays a spring training game for the keks
>goes 3-3
>plays a couple more games
>more dingers
>makes the team as backup LF
>pinch hit dongs
>eventually cucks a slumping parker out of a start
>gets 800th homer
>earns the job
>jints make the playoffs
>hits a walk off pennant clinching dinger off of kershit
>rapes roid cux """aces"""
>unanimous 2017 NL MVP
>retires again
>elected into HOF with 90%

*frustrates bruce herper*

Fucking kills me that the home run king never won a world series

H
E
Y

Only if you don't want to win

HEY
WHAT IF I JUST
WHERE'S
WHAT IF
HEY
WHERE'Y MY
HEY
HEY
WHAT IF I JUST HIT A
FUCK YOU
HEY
WHERE'S
HEY
WHERE'S MY WALK OFF BOMB

*gets cut. retires*

What are you talking about? Hank Aaron's Braves won the series in 1957.

I, for one, welcome our new Bruce Herper overlord.

*blocks your path*

*schedules an appointment*

*Steals your MVP*

*checks in*

>rags
I got nothing.

*throws out your baserunner*

*buys your stadium name rights*

*trades*

What does rags mean?

*blows you the fuck out*

*autism increases*

*excises the 8th inning*

i think im gonna buy dis

*hands out needles*

Red Sox, t.b.h.

*creams and clears*

*posts on Sup Forums*

*steals your hats*