Is this even human

Is this even human

England's Brave Edward Cave

cavani is shit

Le choke man.

>le miss 800 sitters man

>Le unironically best striker in Europe man

The only likable player in PSG with Pastore

...

no, he´s dancer

what happened to pastore
i thought he would be the next big thing but i guess hes staying in psg just for money?

When did he choke? He ran the entire game agaisnt Barcelona, helping with attack, defense and all that.

Then he scored and Di Maria felt like not passing the ball when he was alone to score the second.

I wouldn't say that he's the best in Europe but yes, he's having a great season and he's one of the only that really care on this team
People are making fun of him because of a garbage game agaisnt fucking Metz with PSG up by 5 and it's pretty unfair desu.

He hit the post once and he wasted a 1v1 against Lel Stegen that would've ended everything right then and there. He didn't play badly overall but he still choked. Out of 3 clear chances he scored the hardest one, maybe it's some kind of uruguayan trait since Rat King also hates scoring easy goals

is that his fapping arm or something?

undertated roast

Le endlessly defend every Uruguayan even if they fuck up man

he does that shit quite often.

against arsnela

>score an early penalty against Brazil and run in excitement like a madman
>the match ends 1-4 to Brazil

can he stop celebrating like he just won the world cup and the CHL on the same day everytime he scores? It's actually cringe

hes literally the biggest bottler in european football

>this bootyblast out of nowhere
his celebration wasnt that insane tbqh, standard cavani arm flailing memes

shouldn't you be practicing your shooting, Cavani?

shouldnt you be pouching seals, Tofting?

Paquete

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Eduardo Cavaninni, the Argentine centreforward