>England
>invent soccer
>suck at it
>invent rugby
>suck at it
>invent cricket
>suck at it
>USA
invent American Football
>GOAT at it
>invent baseball
>GOAT at it
>steal basketball from Canada
>GOAT at it
>Canada
>invents hockey
>GOAT at it
>Australia
>invents AFL
>GOAT at it
>Finland
>invents Pesäpallo
>GOAT at it
>englel
tf
tt
fuck off
England is shit. Everyone already knows this.
>the floundering hamlet of England
>be bad at rugby
>play handegg
>be bad at football
>play basketball
>be bad at cricket
>play baseball
>be bad at F1
>play nascar
at least they are better than amerishits
>burgers
Fuckin manlets
Baseball was invented in England
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Poland
>didn't invented soccer
>better than England
>didn't invented ski jumping
>better than england
>didn't invented volleyball
>better than england
>didn't invented handball
>better than england
>didn't invented
>better than england
Is Poland elite?
No, we are shit, but we can still laugh at england.
did you invent polandball?
Most of those sports only you play. Jesus, it's like us getting excited about being the best at hurling.
At least England invent sports the world love and respect.
>didn't invented plumbing
>GOAT at it
>better than england
Every body is better than England, mate.
>baseball, hockey, and basketball not popular around the globe
When you compare to football rugby and cricket, no
>steal basketball from Canada
Wrong, try again.
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The only sport you could realistically say only we play is American football
Baseball is big in the Caribbean and is the biggest sport in Japan
Just because it's not the most popular sport in the world doesn't mean it's not a major sport
Dont talk shit about usa pesopallo team
In this thread: asspained americants teamed up with canacucks whining like babies bcoz no one likes their crappy boring sports
>Japan and the carribean
Kek
this
>counting India
>Be unemployed American
>Shitpost about England all morning on Sup Forums
>Be shit at it
>mad JFs ITT
Canada and the USA are literally the best countries on the planet though
>USA dominates summer olympics
>Canada dominates winter olympics
And try to convince us that the sports are now global because Japan and Jamaica play them
England so bad that one of the best players in the EPL is DANISH, of all.
A national team that currently ranks BELOW Cape Verde
I don't like Rugby, but had thought England are up there, if only #2 to New Zealand.
I wish American Football would take off here. I really enjoy watching it.
Based Eriksen tho
dumb frogposter
>>Canada dominates winter olympics
Costanza_belittles.jpg
>itt assmad yuorpoors
Poland
Didn't invent England
>Live in England
i object to ops wording
england do not suck at football, rugby cricket
they are just not very good at it
theres a subtle difference
>USA
0 world cups
>England
1 world cup
case closed my friends.
Holy shit, look at his teeth.
U N D E R R A T E D
Holy shit, look at this guy's teeth
>England
>invent soccer
>most popular sport in the world
>invent rugby
>becomes a an actual sport
>invent cricket
>one of the most globally popular sports
>USA
>invent American Football
>no one plays it
>invent baseball
>no one plays it
>steal basketball from Canada
>pretty popular, but still no ones #1 sport
>Canada
>invents hockey
>GOAT at it
>Australia
>invents AFL
>no one plays it
>Finland
>invents Pesäpallo
>not even popular in Finland
>didn't invent video games
>be GOAT at it
>be finnish
>suck englands dick every opportunity you can
SEETHING
>be american
>only win in sports only you play
How about all the sports we kick the shit out of you in during the Winter Olympics that you faggots invented. Just gonna ignore that shit?
Americans aren't the best at baseball though. This was literally their first title. Cuba and DR are better historically. American football literally only you play. Basketball true, but all your players are black, so you're a cuck if you brag about that.
Also don't forget Britain's men got more medals at the Olympics than USA's "men" and you needed 60 female swimming medals to top the table
>poland is ranked #2 in men's volleyball
>b-but the olympics
no one cares
no
one
Bunch of ungrateful colonials...
yeah we get it, your former slaves are better than ours.
Japan has 50 million more people than your """country""" and the UK combined
New England has a lower BMI than all of europe lol
fat ass fucking euros
Americans really like Poland, just one of those badass countries that we love
Don't forget Puerto Rico that isn't another country but also plays it
>finncuck
This is the first year we sent decent players and not old AAA players and college kids. Our best players still didn't play
t. polish american
Average fatty that isn't a first gen immigrant or muh heritage guy can't place it on the map
>B-B-BB-BBBBBUT DER NEW ENGLAND.. WE WUZ GERMANICS AND SHEEET
shut the fuck up you stupid shit
h-hey why is everyone being mean to me ;_;
pls be nice :3
I love cuteposting!
are you on drugs?
irrelevant countries like yours don't play any of them because they require more infrastructure than a fucking circle. There's a reason they call it povertyball, it's because it's the only sport poorfag countries like you can afford to play.
Stay non white.
while your right it still allows the best of the best around the world to compete in it, if everyone in the world could afford a helmet and cleats, some ragtag country like samoa would dominate handegg.
stop being mean to england. it's bad for their self esteem. say something positive.
at least they have the most mosques outside of saudi arabia
World Rankings -
>Football - 14th
Rugby - 2nd
Cricket 4th
Where are you at Tyrone?
>people unironically defending England ITT
What the fuck is wrong with you faggots?
yes they are on the cutting edge of multiculturalism
that would be france, but thanks though...
based polskis
It's not so much defending as it is that Europeans get extremely insecure in US vs Euro threads and always have to form a Voltron of shared insecurity in order to try and make a united stand against Americans........ which counterproductively drives home the point that an entire continent has a large enough chip on its shoulder that it feels the need to prove something to one nation.
Though that I can understand as a Dutch-born immigrant; Euros have a clear sense of continental identity, and it shows. Where it gets cringy as sin is when South Americans and Asians jump into America v Europe funposting threads an attempt to ingratiate themselves with Western Europeans.
Poland is non-ironically the best country in the world
>get extremely insecure
I dunno, making a whole thread about your own sports sounds pretty insecure
You've never been to Luton
>rugby
come on they're ultra dominant since the WC
>your
Again, i moved to this country when i was four, so while I don't strongly identify with Europeans, i'm still not as fully invested in this argument as native born Americans would be. Also, the fact that Sup Forums is a largely American website kinda gives OP a pass as he's clearly taking shots at the Euro minority. If it were the other way round and it was an American flooding a webiste with a clear English majority then you'd have a point.
TL:DR; I'm not trying to prove anything to anyone, im just watching this thread.
>steal basketball from Canada
didn't realize Springfield Massachusetts was in Canada
why so triggered, vitaly?
>year round shitting on concacaf for being shit
>italy and englel can't even beat COSTA RICA
>responding to Russians
Not even Eastern Europeans do that. That's how irrelevant Russia is.
call me a madman, then
>one point
>part time dentists
>USA wins 1-1
Nice, angloland BTFO
Can americans ever respond without trying to make a meme?
those are all me btw
>make a meme
Jesus christ. Has the internet forgotten what this word means?
It has no meaning now, people sticking it in the middle of teams' and players' names has killed all meaning of it now
nice blog
Oh, thanks. didnt know that i had fans in the third world.
>be American
>Play in the 'world series'
>Only consists of America
>be """great""" britain
>can't even beat jews at sports
...
hockey was invented by scotland
and they don't even play it
Scotland is part of GB
We won gold at the hockey last year
>USA
>invent American Football
no one wants to play it
>invent baseball
no one wants to play it
>steal basketball from Canada
no one wants to play it
>Canada
>invents hockey
no one wants to play it
>Australia
>invents AFL
no one wants to play it
>Finland
>invents Pesäpallo
no one has even heard of it
>steal basketball from Canada
Basketball was invented by a Canadian in Massachusetts.
I'd KO both of those pussies with one punch.
>didn't invented English
>terrible at it