Realistically speaking, literally who can stop us?

Realistically speaking, literally who can stop us?

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Tranny problems.

Bunda

Past three WCs Brazil dominated every level of NT football and they got exposed in the tournament.

You talking about the next WC? Germany, Belgium, England, Holland, France, Argentina, Chile or Spain

Brazilian apes can't play on a cold day in Russia

>Germany
yes

>Belgium
lol

>England
lol

>Holland
lol

>France
yes


>Argentina
no

>Chile
maybe


>Spain
maybe

>Chile
LOL

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kek

>Leave it to me

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7-1

BRA

>north Americans making 7-1 jokes
cringe

Germany, France, Croatia

Iceland

Us, like always.

>chile
>england
>spain

lol

méxico != north america
méxico = middle america

pick up a book alejandro

lots of implications in this post

>middle america

>middle america
>middle

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_America_(Americas)

>south americans attempting to invade rightful british clay
cringe

It's a region, not a continent

It's like saying Eastern Europe or Scandinavia

Please avoid quoting me in the future

Trips dont lie. But only Germany and cold weather make actual sense.

France is the real answer

except mexico is very much north america to everyone else besides you.

When you get buttfucked, its common courtesy to stop posting.

Youve embarrassed yourself enough m8.

>implying you knew about middle america
>implying you didn't get BTFO

it is an anonymous board so i will not follow through with that u edgy manlet

autism

>he commited a translating msitake and then googled for some made up term (there are thousands of them)
>somehow he btfo me
I think I'm to smart for this website

>its a german with assburgers episode
>again

dubs and England will

only if I get trips

Germany and France. Maybe. You're probably going to win it though,

True trips

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Get a life, honestly. Not even kidding.

many countries can stop us... argentina, uruguay, colombia, chile, portugal, france, england, germany, usa, mexico, spain, italy, etc

In a world cup you never know, this will be one of the most balanced world cups ever

we go in with some confidence, but I still dont trust our offensive miedfield : Paulinho and Renato? Cmon

Paulinho made 3 goals today lol

fagner is playing against paraguay. tite paneleiro is going to ruin it.

>fagner

>argentina
>
We will lose by three or more to the first serious team we face. It's going to be a disaster.

>Colombia

lmao

>argentina
chokers + retarded coach + no midfield so no, they definitely can't stop us. They'll be lucky to get out of the group stage

>uruguay
Rat King, Godin and the king of chokers (Cavani) + 8 useless retards; no, they most likely can't stop us either, though an inspired suarez can be troublesome

>colombia
lel

>chile
unlikely but fair enough

>portugal
lel

>france
they can, but not with OUIIIIIII, the prince of chokers, in their team

>england
top lel

>germany
they could, yes, but not if they keep playing at their current level

>usa
just no

>mexico
they always make it hard for us but we always win regardless, so no

>spain
it's possible, they'll bore our players to death and then score when they're asleep. Otherwise, no

>italy
we're not in 2006 anymore, Italy's dead forever i'm afraid

We got this lads. Honestly we should just skip to 2022 because I'm pretty sure this will be our easiest WC ever

This is either a big damage control or a great bait.

Either way you won a (you)

>USA
I'd like some fucking explanation, João

We can meme our way through against you, I guess.

>england
apart from germany/france I see no one else.

>Brazilians can't play on a cold day in Russia
>Brazil won Sweden's WC
I don't think so.

It sure is no bait. Actually he may be even right, because in german "Mittelamerika" and "Zentralamerika" are pretty much equivalent. Mexico is not included in both, it's always in "Nordamerika"

It sure is no bait. Actually he may be even right, because in german "Mittelamerika" and "Zentralamerika" are pretty much equivalent. Mexico is not included in both, it's always in "Nordamerika"

pic related and thiago silva shitting his pants/getting a red card

>Spain
LMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO, yeah can't wait for the team that Payaso Del Bosque destroyed over eight years to get raped again

France and Germany. Possibly italy, if their upcoming players turn out to be legit.

wonder who's behind this post

easy: puliGOD

>The Brazilian NT hasn't lost a single game since this men is in charge

Apologize

you almost beat belgium, and belgium has the roster to absolutely fuck is in the ass no lube

>this flag
>this post

yeah, it was the cold weather and not being outnumbered and that over 90% of USSR's technology came from the US

Brazil loses to all these teams, the days of Brazil being relevant in world soccer are obviously over

wtf? all im saying is neymar can be injured again, and then brazil is basically chile-tier.

7 games since God-Emperor Tite is the coach.
7 wins.
21 goals pro. 2 goals against.

People always said that Brazil was just mismanaged. The talent was always there. It will be somewhat nostalgic to see a strong Brazilian team at the WC.

*blocks your path*

>al-belgiki starting XI is at least 8 gorillion times more expensive than huezil
>huezil have players from China in their starting XI
>CHINA

>sudacas can't win in yurop
>probably all teams in semis will be from yurop
>sudacas will never win a wc again unless yurop loses all interest in the international game
>even in that case china will have PINGPONGED.com football (hungary were pingpong goat in the 50s)
>CHINA

stop fooling around with my sides, pet

>belgian saying sudacas

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>belgians drive mudslimes back into spain
>failure by Charles Martel (born in Herstal, Belgium) at Tours could have been a disaster, destroying what would become Western civilization after the Renaissance. Certainly all historians agree that no power would have remained in Europe able to halt Islamic expansion had the Franks failed
>even enrich spanish marches with our dna instead of hiding behind pyrenees
>unexpected visit from spanish inquisition centuries later
>after the Reconquista you were supposed to rid MENA from mudslimes instead of coming North
>spain is to blame for all our problems

Brazil is the new England now. Getting overconfident after a good qualifier and laughed out of the actual tournament. Can´t wait.

>us

you have to go back

As things stand:

Brazil (32) - Draw (0.000000000001) - Belgium (68)

Realistically speaking, this match would never end in a draw.

>people actually think the brazilian NT is good nowadays
I hope we have a final between Portugal and Brazil xd

>this flag and this topic

>Brazil won 10% of world cups played in Europe and 20% of all world cups
>I can't even tell if your "country" reached a semifinal ever

lol if u squint 7-1 kind of looks like the WTC which makes sense since brazil will never be important enough to suffer a muslim terror attack kek

>writing off italy
>ever

verratti alone makes them deadly

>literally who
>can stop us

Any literally who can stop you

>bra71l won in sweden in 1958
>why was sven even allowed to host?
>how can sven made the final of a wc without it being a meme cup?
>what's the current year?

It's unironically insulting to claim Brazil are better than Belgium. It's gone to far People should be a bit more serious about these things.

>pretending sweden isn't a province of somalia
>brazil have and will never win in yurop

>hues can't play in cold weather
They all play in europe and it will be in the middle of 2018 anyway

>hues can't play in cold weather

>on a cold day in Russia

Those 2 are not the same. He's saying hues can't play in Russia's downpour of racism.

Hulk raped Russia for years.

The french team is blacker than ours, from that argument they would be the less likely to win it.

>france
>african teams can't win and they're now fully africanized
>inexperienced
>will implode anytime soon
>Eder

They'll probably lose in the semis. Can't see germany win it either.

>germany
>as if they'll win two successive titles for the first time
>not even one of Germany's great teams
>let alone in the history of the game

Sweden is 10x greater than waffleland
they made it to the semifinals in 94 also

Exactly it was 1994. It now is 20 one-seven.
Neither Sweden nor Brazil stand a chance against Belgium.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i am not the guy you are replying but obviously you are trolling

you barely managed to beat USA and you were the shittiest NT in groupstage

>holland

kek'd my black friend

>African teams can't win
>Brazil won 5 times
?

>only few teams won all 3 games in the group stage
>Belgium did it and even rested 9 starters in the 3rd
>objectively one of the best in groupstage
>created a gorillion chances against US but the main flaw, even according to the sharps ahead of the wc, was wastefulness

>Belgium now finishes its chances
>unironically have one of the best managers among the top teams
>Belgium's XI is worth €€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€

>bra71l
>titty is shite
>brazil worth only a fraction of BASEDium
>jesus rides a mobility scooter
>shite-na players in the starting XI
>starting XI
>C-C-C-H-H-H-I-I-I-N-N-N-A-A-A
>CHINA

African africans, pet, like the ones in africa and france. In 1998 france had french africans but now it's african africans again.

>read this post
>hmm, I wonder who's currently called for Toothpasteland NT

>Karsdorp
>Veltman
>de Ligt
>Hoedt
>Viergever
>Tete
>Vilhena
>Toornstra
>Berghuis

who the fuck are these people
also
>Memepay

>wales

>wales
>won't qualify
>wilmots screwing over Cote d'Ivoire now

They are all eredivisie-tier meme players
Only karsdorp may amount to something

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