/heem/

Upcoming events:

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News:

>Fabricio Werdum on Luke Rockhold's callout: 'Why would I fight a chicken?mmafighting.com/2017/3/23/15035732/fabricio-werdum-luke-rockhold-why-would-fight-chicken-ufc

>Kelvin Gastelum ‘thinking about getting the 170 belt’ despite 185 success
mmafighting.com/2017/3/23/14989196/kelvin-gastelum-thinking-about-getting-the-170-belt-despite-185-success

>Roofoosporte sued
mmajunkie.com/2017/03/lawsuit-filed-against-roufusport-in-death-of-milwaukee-kickboxer-dennis-munson-jr

>Artem Lobov is disgusted with UFC pussies who pad their records
mmamania.com/2017/3/23/15035102/artem-lobov-disgusted-with-ufc-p-ssies-who-pad-their-records-mma

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=fAmvCrObdoM
miamiopen.com/order-of-play-and-draws
miamiopen.com/tournament-schedule
miamiopen.com/live-scoring-2017
tennisexplorer.com/miami/2017/atp-men/
tennisexplorer.com/miami/2017/wta-women/
int.soccerway.com/matches/2017/03/24/europe/wc-qualifying-europe/spain/israel/2116375/?ICID=HP_MS_02_07
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Schaub bless

Bless

Post the real version you neanderthal

Real new
Made first

LMAO PUPPY FAT SKWEB

Sorry I don't post in threads made by 16 year olds

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

Nice shoop

Nice puppy fat

This is the thread

So why do u post in ur own lol!

Janitors will likely delete this superior thread

what was he trying to convey with these facial expressions?

What's next for Robbie?

Cerrone

this is definitely the thread

I hope this thread stays alive, Adan is so angry

did he copy the news into his thread yet?

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No, he made gooby thread, everyone abandoned him

Overeem vs Werdum III?

If you like heem & discussion come here
If you like spergy and OPs
Stay here

Fuck off Adan, I'll stay here

No thanks you loser

lol spergOP is only 18.

Honestly kids that can't even buy beer shouldnt be allowed to post here.

RIP Ben Rothwell's career

>95% of people here were saying he'd be the HW champ by now

you havent heard?

I'm 28 and I respect what spergOP does, go jerk Adan off in the other thread loser

I like this meme

>I'm 28 and I respect what spergOP does

Youre probably a nolife loser too then.

ADAN BTFO

Poor Adan he worked really hard on that op

lmao spergy always wins

...

That the bird is a word ?

RIP Adan

Why did you wait to post here till now?

>losing to Felice Herrig

...

I live inside your soul, my buds

Never change, promise me you will never, ever change

RDA

IM FUCKING LAFFIN

>losing to Old Nog

>UFC before USADA

I'm glad I have the ability to make you feel emotions my dude

lmao come on bud

Whoever made this should be remembered in /heem/''s history, no statues,books,paintings. We will all remember him by heart

>losing to Travis Browne

Good news, lads. Scary Jerry got elected to the membership committee and Kazja (the inventor of the Octagon) was elected to casual hall sgt at arms. Still waiting to see if Scary also got reelected to business agent.

>citing Travis Browne or Big Nog victories pre-USADA as legitimate

>early stoppages
Wgaf

the funniest part is he's still gonna make another early thread 400 posts into this one

you now remember rogan saying how good travis looked

Why is Schaub so based?

He fought in an extremely tough era within the UFC heavyweight division but still got massive success and legendary wins

he might just be the most popular fighter of all time, boxing included

How was it possible that Mike Goldberg was so terrible at his job after that long of doing it? Laziness? Stupidity?

It's funny how joey Diaz literally admitted that he was intimidated by Schaub's comedy because he is such a natural talent. Let's see the h8rs get out of THAT one!

Jacaroid sperg is revved up

yeah I revved him up again and I'm about to head home lol sorry boys

Remember when Schaub one-banged the MMA ATG cro cop in his PRIME after losing the rounds? So much heart shown that day, a true WARRIOR

It's okay lad, you can get the next thread.

a retirement with cte

He is so based because he is a natural at everything he does like saidSchaub is also just an inherently nice dude. Always positive vibes.

His spirit and heart are never lacking. He always achieves full potential in everything he attempts.
>football
>lacrosse
>podcasting
>fighting
>grappling
>stand-up comedy
>clothing sales

>still got massive success
>got KO'd 4 times

nah it's cool mayn you go ahead, I might not be on tonight and it's your thing, it's cool

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Nah pharm seriously you can have the next one, I can see being the OP matters very much to you, this one is on the house.

>its a non-stop shawb spam episode

Just created a rough draft for the next thread.

>all by roiders

Business must be real slow at the old HVAC shop.

>UFC want 50% of Conor's purse from the Floyd fight

...

>Getting KO'd 4/5 times
>Success

literally more than reasonable

Is he dare I say it, /ourguy/?

Convince me that Khabib is a better fighter than Kevin Lee

kevin lee got knocked out by a can

I can't.

WE ARE LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=fAmvCrObdoM

>two literal whos

wgaf

Bloody Elbow is unironically one of the best sources for MMA content

Early stoppage

Kevin Lee only been wrestling since he was 16 and already one of the premier wrestlers and grapplers in all of mixed martial arts

two podcasts in a day

damn Joe must love hearing his voice

r/mma throughly BTFO by BASED Dr. Pat Wyman

Wtf i love Bloody Elbow even more now!!!!

/tennis/ Miami Open Masters: Official Site Links Draws: miamiopen.com/order-of-play-and-draws Schedule: miamiopen.com/tournament-schedule Livescores: miamiopen.com/live-scoring-2017 Stats: tennisexplorer.com/miami/2017/atp-men/ tennisexplorer.com/miami/2017/wta-women/

SPAIN vs ISRAEL: Official Match Discussion: int.soccerway.com/matches/2017/03/24/europe/wc-qualifying-europe/spain/israel/2116375/?ICID=HP_MS_02_07 World Cup Qualification Europe >Spain: De Gea 15 Sergio Ramos 3 Piqué 18 Jordi Alba 20 Daniel Carvajal 6 Iniesta 21 David Silva 5 Busquets 10 Thiago Alcântara 11 Vitolo 19 Diego Costa >Israel: 18 O. Marciano 21 E. Tibi 5 R. Gershon 2 E. Dasa 17 S. Tzedek 6 B. Natcho 7 E. Zahavi 8 A. Cohen 16 D. Einbinder 9 L. Refaelov 12 T. Ben Chaim

Alright lads, the first 2017 matchday for the UEFA 2018 WC qualifying starts today. Today's matches: >18:00 CET Georgia vs Serbia (Group D) Turkey vs Finland (Group I) >20:45 CET Ireland vs Wales (Group D) Austria vs Moldova (Group D) Spain vs Israel (Group G) Italy vs Albania (Group G) Liechtenstein vs Macedonia (Group G) Croatia vs Ukraine (Group I) Kosovo vs Iceland (Group I) The Battle of the British Isles (Ireland vs Wales), the Battle of the Slavs (Croatia vs Ukraine), the Battle of the Alhambra Decree (Spain vs Israel) or the Austrian struggle against Embarrassment (Austria vs Moldova) sound interesting. What will Sup Forums be watching?

motor/sp/ort - Too lazy for an Edition: NASCAR Xfinity Series and Cup Series at Auto Club Speedway >NASCAR announces 7/8" restrictor plate package for Xfinity Indianapolis race like that used at Daytona and Talladega >SHR appeals Childers ban on No. 4 and the penalty assessed for an """illegal trackbar assembly""" at Phoenix Friday, March 24 >NXS final practice, FS1 1700 ET/2100 UTC >NCS Coors Light Pole Qualifying, FS1 1905 ET/2305 UTC Saturday, March 25 >NCS practice, FS1 1130 ET/1530 UTC >NXS Coors Light Pole Qualifying, FS1 1230 ET/16

/tennis/ Miami Open Masters: Official Site Links Draws: miamiopen.com/order-of-play-and-draws Schedule: miamiopen.com/tournament-schedule Livescores: miamiopen.com/live-scoring-2017 Stats: tennisexplorer.com/miami/2017/atp-men/ tennisexplorer.com/miami/2017/wta-women/

SPAIN vs ISRAEL: Official Match Discussion: int.soccerway.com/matches/2017/03/24/europe/wc-qualifying-europe/spain/israel/2116375/?ICID=HP_MS_02_07 World Cup Qualification Europe >Spain: De Gea 15 Sergio Ramos 3 Piqué 18 Jordi Alba 20 Daniel Carvajal 6 Iniesta 21 David Silva 5 Busquets 10 Thiago Alcântara 11 Vitolo 19 Diego Costa >Israel: 18 O. Marciano 21 E. Tibi 5 R. Gershon 2 E. Dasa 17 S. Tzedek 6 B. Natcho 7 E. Zahavi 8 A. Cohen 16 D. Einbinder 9 L. Refaelov 12 T. Ben Chaim

Alright lads, the first 2017 matchday for the UEFA 2018 WC qualifying starts today. Today's matches: >18:00 CET Georgia vs Serbia (Group D) Turkey vs Finland (Group I) >20:45 CET Ireland vs Wales (Group D) Austria vs Moldova (Group D) Spain vs Israel (Group G) Italy vs Albania (Group G) Liechtenstein vs Macedonia (Group G) Croatia vs Ukraine (Group I) Kosovo vs Iceland (Group I) The Battle of the British Isles (Ireland vs Wales), the Battle of the Slavs (Croatia vs Ukraine), the Battle of the Alhambra Decree (Spain vs Israel) or the Austrian struggle against Embarrassment (Austria vs Moldova) sound interesting. What will Sup Forums be watching?

motor/sp/ort - Too lazy for an Edition: NASCAR Xfinity Series and Cup Series at Auto Club Speedway >NASCAR announces 7/8" restrictor plate package for Xfinity Indianapolis race like that used at Daytona and Talladega >SHR appeals Childers ban on No. 4 and the penalty assessed for an """illegal trackbar assembly""" at Phoenix Friday, March 24 >NXS final practice, FS1 1700 ET/2100 UTC >NCS Coors Light Pole Qualifying, FS1 1905 ET/2305 UTC Saturday, March 25 >NCS practice, FS1 1130 ET/1530 UTC >NXS Coors Light Pole Qualifying, FS1 1230 ET/1

/tennis/ Miami Open Masters: Official Site Links Draws: miamiopen.com/order-of-play-and-draws Schedule: miamiopen.com/tournament-schedule Livescores: miamiopen.com/live-scoring-2017 Stats: tennisexplorer.com/miami/2017/atp-men/ tennisexplorer.com/miami/2017/wta-women/

SPAIN vs ISRAEL: Official Match Discussion: int.soccerway.com/matches/2017/03/24/europe/wc-qualifying-europe/spain/israel/2116375/?ICID=HP_MS_02_07 World Cup Qualification Europe >Spain: De Gea 15 Sergio Ramos 3 Piqué 18 Jordi Alba 20 Daniel Carvajal 6 Iniesta 21 David Silva 5 Busquets 10 Thiago Alcântara 11 Vitolo 19 Diego Costa >Israel: 18 O. Marciano 21 E. Tibi 5 R. Gershon 2 E. Dasa 17 S. Tzedek 6 B. Natcho 7 E. Zahavi 8 A. Cohen 16 D. Einbinder 9 L. Refaelov 12 T. Ben Chaim

Alright lads, the first 2017 matchday for the UEFA 2018 WC qualifying starts today. Today's matches: >18:00 CET Georgia vs Serbia (Group D) Turkey vs Finland (Group I) >20:45 CET Ireland vs Wales (Group D) Austria vs Moldova (Group D) Spain vs Israel (Group G) Italy vs Albania (Group G) Liechtenstein vs Macedonia (Group G) Croatia vs Ukraine (Group I) Kosovo vs Iceland (Group I) The Battle of the British Isles (Ireland vs Wales), the Battle of the Slavs (Croatia vs Ukraine), the Battle of the Alhambra Decree (Spain vs Israel) or the Austrian struggle against Embarrassment (Austria vs Moldova) sound interesting. What will Sup Forums be watching?

motor/sp/ort - Too lazy for an Edition: NASCAR Xfinity Series and Cup Series at Auto Club Speedway >NASCAR announces 7/8" restrictor plate package for Xfinity Indianapolis race like that used at Daytona and Talladega >SHR appeals Childers ban on No. 4 and the penalty assessed for an """illegal trackbar assembly""" at Phoenix Friday, March 24 >NXS final practice, FS1 1700 ET/2100 UTC >NCS Coors Light Pole Qualifying, FS1 1905 ET/2305 UTC Saturday, March 25 >NCS practice, FS1 1130 ET/1530 UTC >NXS Coors Light Pole Qualifying, FS1 1230 ET/

>le reddit save the african midgets man

Fuck that guy

>his thread doesn't get used so he spams gay scat porn

oh shit

/tennis/ Miami Open Masters: Official Site Links Draws: miamiopen.com/order-of-play-and-draws Schedule: miamiopen.com/tournament-schedule Livescores: miamiopen.com/live-scoring-2017 Stats: tennisexplorer.com/miami/2017/atp-men/ tennisexplorer.com/miami/2017/wta-women/

SPAIN vs ISRAEL: Official Match Discussion: int.soccerway.com/matches/2017/03/24/europe/wc-qualifying-europe/spain/israel/2116375/?ICID=HP_MS_02_07 World Cup Qualification Europe >Spain: De Gea 15 Sergio Ramos 3 Piqué 18 Jordi Alba 20 Daniel Carvajal 6 Iniesta 21 David Silva 5 Busquets 10 Thiago Alcântara 11 Vitolo 19 Diego Costa >Israel: 18 O. Marciano 21 E. Tibi 5 R. Gershon 2 E. Dasa 17 S. Tzedek 6 B. Natcho 7 E. Zahavi 8 A. Cohen 16 D. Einbinder 9 L. Refaelov 12 T. Ben Chaim

Alright lads, the first 2017 matchday for the UEFA 2018 WC qualifying starts today. Today's matches: >18:00 CET Georgia vs Serbia (Group D) Turkey vs Finland (Group I) >20:45 CET Ireland vs Wales (Group D) Austria vs Moldova (Group D) Spain vs Israel (Group G) Italy vs Albania (Group G) Liechtenstein vs Macedonia (Group G) Croatia vs Ukraine (Group I) Kosovo vs Iceland (Group I) The Battle of the British Isles (Ireland vs Wales), the Battle of the Slavs (Croatia vs Ukraine), the Battle of the Alhambra Decree (Spain vs Israel) or the Austrian struggle against Embarrassment (Austria vs Moldova) sound interesting. What will Sup Forums be watching?

motor/sp/ort - Too lazy for an Edition: NASCAR Xfinity Series and Cup Series at Auto Club Speedway >NASCAR announces 7/8" restrictor plate package for Xfinity Indianapolis race like that used at Daytona and Talladega >SHR appeals Childers ban on No. 4 and the penalty assessed for an """illegal trackbar assembly""" at Phoenix Friday, March 24 >NXS final practice, FS1 1700 ET/2100 UTC >NCS Coors Light Pole Qualifying, FS1 1905 ET/2305 UTC Saturday, March 25 >NCS practice, FS1 1130 ET/1530 UTC >NXS Coors Light Pole Qualifying, FS1 1230 ET

im not one for conspiracies but it really does seem like it happens every time in recent weeks. its never before his thread gets deleted either. has there ever been scat spam in a canadian thread?

MODS

Adan is the scatspammer

>mfw filter game is A+

Step your game up janny you delete lesser posts.

The janny is a really stupid, really obese, really incompetent nigger. Have you ever seen a nigger that was good at his job? I havent.