Has anyone successfully used craigslist to find easy no strings attached sex? I just dived in today, made a posting in m4w and I only found one maybe two in w4m that clicked with me. Too many fat women on that site.
Has anyone successfully used craigslist to find easy no strings attached sex? I...
Its easier if you are ok sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass.
Or if you are super good looking.
Or if you like landwhales
It's great for traps, gays, and buying beater cars. Not much else.
Also finding people to jam with actually. Lots of people looking for band members
If you did find women their actually guys and your being catfished. I know because I am usually one of those guys pretending.
you'll never get fucked in the m4w section nice girls don;t need to look on cl to get laid they just ask a guy. m4m is the way to go. plenty of guys looking to suck dick or get fucked in the ass.
But I'm straight.
Nothing gay bout a bro job
you mean aside from
Just what I thought. I'm not interested in guys, would have more fun beating off.
If you want to get your dick sucked, whats it matter what the mouth is connected to.
you want to fuck, just pretend it's a girl you're ass fucking.
plenty of guys looking to suck off a straight guy for some reason. Is just getting a bj gay? idk tbh
If it's a guy sucking me then yeah it's gay. I need a female. Where the fuck are they on CL? It's all landwhales and old women. I need 18-34 women goddamn it.
Do what end? Just collecting dick shots or what?
Nice girls don't use CL. they don't need it, they have no trouble getting fucked by anyone they want to
OP you know you want to click on m4m, just do it faggot.
Yes but what about escorts? It seems like all the posts are fake ads so even prostitutes dont use CL
lol, you won't find any good looking women on there, all either landwhales or old women. the women you're looking for can get sex from any guy at any time. Why should they waste their time on craigslist with a Sup Forums fag.
Usually I tell them to meet me somewhere crazy and then I just wait for the Kik messages to roll in asking where I am. I even did this 3 times to the same guy. He wanted the pussy that bad.
Dude that's low as fuck. Kys
How about asking them to put a timestamp on the photo like we do here? Right next to the bare tits and being held. Should prevent degens like you from assaulting and raping me.
Agreed, jump off a bridge tbh.
Are you 13?
That won't work. Just getting to know someone and your asking for tits w timestamp. Life ain't like Sup Forums bro.
Lol you bastard
that's because they are on Backpage
Backpage? What's backpage?
I fucked a 22yo landwhale from craiglist, no regrets, it was fun.
You will have far more luck paying for tinder plus, right swiping non-stop for days, and sending a super like to anyone that looks like a huge slut.
Also lower your standards by a few points. You normally bag 7's? Take home a 4. They're more desperate for the attention and will let you do pretty much anything.
13 year old detected
Not as much anymore. Escort section got shut the fuck down
Thinking about just saying fuck it and banging a whale. I need pussy bad. It's been 4 months and I got friend zoned by this bitch I been working on.
tinder and similar aps is the way to go. works great in cities. im not even that good looking and its got me laid 20+ times in the last 3 years
Try mw4m and look for a cuck, you'd have to fuck her while someone is jerkin off in the corner tho
What's funny is I'm married and I have two grown kids. I have no idea why I do this shit.
Those are all fake too my dude. You have to find some website that has escort reviews or some shit
Craigslist is great for finding cheating sluts. It's the only platform that allows complete anonymity. My recipe for success: post that I'm a married guy in an unhappy sexless marriage (true) looking for fun on kik. Add the glamour shots of my dong, and I usually get decent replies. Of the replies, half are gross and I just block them. Half are decent. Of the half that are decent, 25% ghost after a while. Of the 25% that I carry on with, about half are dtf. Best system I've devised after a decade of creeping on CL
Yes op is it possible, very hard to find though... I found one that we ended up fucking a couple times after that , and even got her friend to join in one time .. two thicc Latina bitches fuckyea.... never had any luck after that. They end up asking for ‘donation’ or have a pimp n whatnot
Thanks bro. I'll get some pics of my dong taken.
Good advice here
They're still there bro just not under "escorts" anymore
You look for guys or women?
This one guy wanted to meet me at the Walmart. I asked him if he could run in and get me some super absorbant tampons. He waited for 2 hours in Walmart parking lot with the tampons. lol for days
Has anyone tried mw4m?
Dude stop doing that. I've been done like that and it fucking sucks.
youre a joke buddy
Malez looking for women. A surprising amount aren't even in a relationship, they just get off at the thought of stealing a married man away
Better odds than m4w, but post yourself in m4mw with body pics. Let them come to you instead of being email #245
Arent you worried that will come bite you in the ass? Do you have kids?
Two replies from men. Killing myself xddd.
I have hooked up with close to 50 women on Craigslist since 2014.
Fucked about 30 and just fooled around with the rest. AMA
How are you successful at it?
Ara you fit (height, weight)? What state? any bad story?
By exploiting women in 2 areas. Their love of cuddling and their love and trust of gay people
I post an ad for cuddling and kissing. Women love to cuddle. Once I get them in my bed to cuddle and kiss, it is easy to steer things and take control. Kiss their neck and other places and they’ll melt.
I also post ads pretending to be a gay guy saying I want to try kissing with a woman. I post that I am a confused gay guy who just got dumped and questioning muh sexuality. Just like I said above. Once I get them in I kiss their necks and shit and they melt. I am dead serious when I say that pretending to be a gay guy works with surprising regularity.
I’m in SoCal. 5’10” thin at 155lbs
What is your definition of bad story?
Disgusting woman, getting ghosted, getting assaulted, trap instead of woman etc.
Also, how old are these womans?
Tl;dr: Women are stupider than you can possibly imagine
That's actually really clever
Can you bang a woman every weekend if you wanted to?
Like what would you say is your success rate is?
How many hours do you spend replying to ads or corresponding with people who have answered yours?
How good looking are you?
Marriage sucks. I'm laying the foundation for divorce anyhow. Yes.
I’ve fucked as old as 62 and as young as 18. Fucked this girl 1 week after her 18th bday and her first week in college. I made her show me her ID to prove she was 18.
Plenty of times I’ve been ghosted and girls just stop emailing me before we meet up and after we meet up.
I have not met a trapped or been catfished.
I would say the worst experience was actually with a really good looking girl. Her pics were hot and she was who was in the pics.
When she got to my house I found out right then that she lives in a van with a guy and he was parked down the street. Nothing bad happened. She was a sweet girl. Turns out she was mega hippie hipster and had disgusting armpit hair and smelled unbelievably bad. It was such a bad smell. Her bush was so unkept and her legs were so hairy. I didn’t go through with fucking her. I couldn’t.
I wonder if this would for me, I am tall and pretty decent looking but is mid 30s too young or old for this game?
I'd get on tinder tbh
but I posted them all as LTR and not NSA
I’m half Persian so I have some good dark features. I’m half white so I don’t look like a shit skin mudslide. I think I am decent looking. I usually get compliments that I’m cute or handsome.
I can’t say I can fuck a woman every weekend. It’s too time consuming to make sure you have an ad up at every minute of the day. I do have a life and hobbies outside of this so I don’t put 100% focus on that.
I never reply to ads. Ever. If a girl puts a post up she will get 10000 responses. Good luck if she even sees yours and if she does she is gonna pick the guy with the 6 pack and 10” cock.
When I get a bite aka response, I’ll usually respond to them once or twice a day. On purpose. Unless they explicitly say they want to text or kik I’ll just email them once a day.
trap instead of woman
why bother - traps are in high demand, especially anyone remotely passable
Probably not what you're asking about, but me and the GF have had good luck finding guys to come over and fuck her. No, I'm not a cuck. Sometimes it's fun to make her really whore it up.
Also, we met a guy who pays to watch us fuck. That's a good deal, right there.
Around my parts, everything but m4m is almost empty...
If i were to ever cuck someone, I would make them sit outside the door to listen (of it its a hotel, must be closet / bathroom)
I doubt that would work though. Still scared to get my butthole raped with a craigslist pistoli
How many ads do you usually post?
My wife and I pulled a girl from Cl for a 3way. At one point I was fucking her up the ass doggy style while my wife was kissing my ear fondling my balls from behind and kissing my neck.
And that's the closest I'll ever be to becoming a porn star. I was never able to pull another girl like that again from CL.
I would be worried about traps. I mean like getting mugged. Should I bring a short barrel rifle to a hookup?
You're right in the pocket, bud. 30.5, here. Same. Tall and decent, but no model
Do you host?
It seems like it would be impossible to find anyone if you can't host
has to lie to get sex....
This is a concern, i wouldnt want to shit where I eat. I guess thats where cheap hotels come into play
I've fucked my fair share of chicks on CL.
But most of them were pigs.
UKfag here. Used it alot and usually ended up in scumbag flats/appartments, ploughing some fat chick that was charging 70-100 for an hour. Did meet an older woman who done a massage and titwank for 50
Along with the cuddle ads and fake gay guy ad I have about 3 others.
On Saturday and Sunday I’ll post one of each in the afternoon then the evening.
If I post on weekday it’s usually in the evening.
I do host. Back when I had a roommate I still got some to come over
UKfag here again. Met a two guys as well. Both had monster cocks. One dude was cool. Wanked each other etc the other wanted kissing. Breath stank like an apes afterbirth. Kept asking so i lost the plotted and punched the fuck out of him naked
I do host. Back when I had a roommate I still got some to come over
Have you ever not hosted?
Should I even try to find anyone if I can't host?
Dude can you imagine if you were meeting up with someone on craigslist and they showed up with a rifle? Just don't bring anything worth stealing with you
Too many fat women on that site.
When you're fucking'em from behind and your dick is getting wet, who gives a shit?
Is it getting wet from their pussy, or from the 52 oz drink they're slurping on?
How many of the kik girls send you nudes on the first chat?
I got a threesome through the w4m section.
One was about a 5/10 and had never had sex with a guy before and the other about a 3/10 but hey, threesome.
Yes the 62 year old 53 year old and 49 year olds all hosted me.
This guy knows what he's talking about. If you want to get laid, put in some effort, don't be ugly, and go for this strategy. It's really a numbers game if you're just trying to get laid, and you basically go around looking for other women that are horny enough to fuck almost any decent guy who is lucky enough to be in their path.
I'm a 6, but some girls like a big guy if he's confident so I've fucked some 8s and 9s a time or two in my life.
Honestly just trying to offer a suggestion to anyone motivated to go for it.
p.s. I've fucked a lot of land whales in my time, too. Nothing wrong with curves in bed if the face is pretty and the titties are nice.
Damn, this is impressive. Great system.
How do you keep this from your wife?
Jesus. That is a fucking amazing life moment. High five, /b/ro. Were you all sober?
80% I'd say. You've got to avoid the catfish pitfalls. Why I always transfer to kik. Always ask for a live pic. It's the simplest, most benign thing, so any "my camera is broken" "sent it with cam, app must be messing up" is 100% a dude fucking with you.
By being careful with revealing my identity until I'm sure the person Im talking to doesn't know me or her (I know, paranoid, and it's never happened but yeah)
The clincher for me is my work schedule. I get a lot of weekdays off. A lot of bored, horny housewives ar home while hubby is at work
Wife and I were and as far as I know she was too.
I'm nearly 40 now and my biggest regrets are all the bitches I didn't go after for fear of being rejected. So it's nice to have that memory.
My wife finds well-hung and BBC hookups on CL fairly often.
AHhh, that makes a lot of sense. Sneak into those empty bedrooms.
Ever get caught / nearly caught, either by your wife or by someone else's husband?
Dude, I'm not married, but I'm 100% feeling you on this. My pansexual gf has brought polyamory onto the table and I've suggested swinging before, which she hasn't argued against. So I'm still hopeful for a lot of fun stories.
I'm 36 but the gf is 28 so plenty of fun years ahead if we can find the right mix and get our relationship into the right place.
No but slags n bars have been my go to place for it. They eventually always want a relationship and get nutty on you even though you made it clear you just want to fuck.
Hooked up with a cougar on craigslist around half a year ago (I'm 23 she's 38). Best sex of my life, but had to sift through so many dudes posing as chicks for it to finally happen.
Did the same thing. I actually ended up in a relationship with the girl. Never told her the truth
fuck the haters that's awesome lol