Give me ideas what to say. I have at least one hundred matches

Give me ideas what to say. I have at least one hundred matches.

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Let me fuck the stupid out of your face...

I want to massage your feet while you watch nature documentaries.

Roll

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top lol
at least it was somewhat interesting

don't let this die
op write some more girls if there are any left

oy vey, ur a qt! u got a Sup Forums account?

Roger that. I guess I'll start coming up with random shit and sending it to girls.

Would you like to come over and help me out with my homework?

Sorry. Guess you're not my mom :/

Or you could do dubs decides and not be a puss about it otherwise no one cares

I'll rape you and make your faggot dad watch

Not OP, but that would make the thread a lot worse. And more likely to die. I see no benefit

then go make your own thread

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Lets get this started. You. Me. Your feet. 3 liters of olive oil. I wanna lube them saucy bastards up and shove them so far up my asshole my shit has footprints for a month

I thought she had replied :/

My favorite thing to do to fuck with people is always something to do with animal abuse.

Stomping on dogs, stapling hamsters to walls etc.

Some people don't know how this shit works. You can't say super fucked up shit or you will just get unmatched or no reply. It has to be retarded and goofy, but not enough to put them over the edge. I'm just making shit up until i see some good suggestions.

You remind me a young girl that i used to fap to

So being a whiteknight pussy as opposed to saying shit that is actually funny. Roger that.
Abandon thread.

Lol says the virgin neck beard.

One of them will reply eventually. I probably have ~200 more matches to go.

top kek

Op is a cringy faggot

Is it really funny if they don't fucking reply dipshit? There's a difference between white knight and borderline autistic. You seem to want the latter.

Say "I want to fill your tummie with my cummie"

Just send
>date?
And see what happens
Pls be patient I have autism

Send Jennifer this if she still hasn't responded

You think you're cute ignoring me like that? I'm not playing games with you. It literally took me five minutes to find out where you live. I will take that faggot ass dad of yours to an ally somewhere and make him my submissive little cumslut if you're not up for the task. I'll beat him to a bloody fucking pulp, mark my words. Now get your fat fucking fingers out of your ass and message me back if you want your future kids to have a grandfather because I will fucking destroy him.

You look like your breath stinks, but in a freakishly good kind of way

Can I give you the good ol' lickaroo?

Do you want to watch Naruto with me?

Charge your phone you turbonigger

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Checked

I like you OP!

Post this!
Evening (insert your timezone) Mistress (Insert her name)
I wish to be your obedient foot slave.
I will do anything I'm told and obey your every command.
Please make me into your little bitch Mistress (insert name)
You now own me.

This

If you were here on my couch I'll go full Harvey Weinstein on that ass

Dear [Her Name],

I'm masturbating to your profile picture as I'm typing this. Would you mind sending some nudes to speed the process along a bit? Thanks.

Warm Regards,

[Your Name]

I'd eat a sideways banana just to hear you Scream from agonizing pain

can't send pics on tinders fucking faggot.

Re-roll, wanna see this sent.

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WinRAR!

I can't believe none of these hoes have replied yet.

"Let me paint your toes"

here we fucking go boys

Nice pair of tits. Its sad that you're ugly as shit

Yea!

I'd suck toe?

Say "If you let me cum in your ass, I'll have you coughing out cum"

Are you down?

Yes i just want your shoes. You are ugly af

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Yes, and I'd love to know what size your shoes are

Yea I love feet, TBH.
What do you think of guys who have a foot fetish?

OP faggot don't post your own shit, Sup Forums decides

Fkin faggot

I want to smell your kneecaps so bad rn

This
FAGGOT!

Yes. Have you ever heard of pecking?
If so, how much wood could you peck my tiny little asshole with if you pecked my tiny little asshole with wood?

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Kys faggot

Everybody's face when OP F'd it up?

OP's line was better than any of ours

STFU and do as you're told faggot!

psst, don't take away their only joy

Solid meme, OP

Why did he make a thread then cocksucker

Bump

I want to rap you in 300 pounds of kebab meat

Yo you're the lesbian girl that raped Trump

25% isn't even low you android fag. That's a days charge.

OP sucks monkey wang

shut the fuck up faggot, at least OP even has matches you ugly fuck.

None of these bitches are replying, so there's not really much I can do fellas.

I understand.

Here lemme help you out OP

id jump off a building for nothing

You are late. He fked this up

Kek

Try that: Hey whats' up?

Kys cringy faggot. He just fked up

I want to fuck your backdoor like the juniper backdoor exploit

Not op. Just hijacking thread

I'll do my Mistress, Miss Kimmy if you guys want?
Just gotta wait for a gap in traffic but then I'll pay to entertain you guys?

Eww too classy. If you don't keep it simple and comment on her tits, then she'll think you're just into her for marriage and children or something like that.

just to get the convo going^^
which gril will answer to fucked up shit?

Ich weiß du sprichst kein Deutsch, aber willst du mal mein Fahrrad sehen?

KEK

Na klar du kleiner Fickspecht

You don't have to write anything fucked up, just something that gets her attention. "hey what's up?" is too generic and she most likely gets a shitton of dudes writing that exact sentence so unless you're really goodlooking chances are she won't even bother answering

OP must say:

Please reply to me, I am mentally unstable and not in a good place if you do not reply to me I will kill us both.

Sorry ich hab ein Freund

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Delivery

Ich auch. Jetzt zeig mir dein Fahrrad!

Es steht gerade im keller, aber sieht dem hier sehr ähnlich

if I may say, your eyes inspire me like the sun inspires the plants to grow, your beautiful smile reminds me why I want to wake up in the morning, if you're up for it, maybe we could go for a meal, watch a movie or play some videogames some time.
you don't have to reply right away, but please give this lucky guy a chance to treat you better than anyone has before.