Celeb thread numb nuts turned over edition

celeb thread numb nuts turned over edition

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Oh fuck
My virgin cock is leaking and throbbing so hard for her..

this nigri spamming is almost as bad as banana/spiderman

I want to fuck you jessica annon

right off the bat!

Isn't that the point?

Hnnnng

oh keep it up

I am getting lots of new material

>celeb thread!
>posts non-celeb

you had one job, user.

Who gives a shit about celebs? Seriously, why give a flying fuck about someone who couldn’t give two shits about your existence?

Reminder:
Emmafag aka ERspamfag aka Bananafag aka Spidyfag aka Herman jr. was proven to be just a nolife attention whoring spam troll. His shitty stories are complete bullshit.
Exercise the oldest rule - DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS.
Stop giving him (you)s

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Anyone want to jerk to nigri on kik?

Im so hard right now

I do

and we did it

She's not A-list but a lot of people watch her

Kik?

I'm not sure what you think this threads are for, but people come here to jerk off user. celebs are not only some of the most attractive people by nature, but they're visible and well known by many.

plus, they have the best feet.

This is Sup Forums user, rules aren't ever upheld

What's your kik?

What's yours?

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Fucking circle jerking faggots, keep your dick to yourselves

Jerk off to celeb pics? Wow, can’t get more pathetic than that.

Virginjerkslut

M-M-My m-m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a v-very beautiful woman a-a-and I-I'm s-s-so lucky b-because sh-she i-is m-mine... Forgive m-m-me for possessing h-her; d-don't beat m-me up...

then why you keep posting Nigri?

It feels nice sometimes

What is the difference between a celeb and a pornstar?
Fuck off with that stutter shit

I-It's so d-difficult t-to p-possess a-a woman o-of this m-magnitude b-because everyone h-hates m-me and wants to take her away...

If I provide something others are more likely to join in, I like looking at her but I don't ever want another dick in the mix

we don't need this much Nigri.
she's barley a celeb, she's an e-celeb at best.

always space for another dick in the mix for Nigri

Also, doesn't show tits.

Shit posting with Nigri is the worse of two evils
2 dicks is 1 dick too many

so don't join then....I am not joining but I don't begrudge other anons doing it

You're right

There should have been a "?" at the end of evils.

Never jerked off to pics of anything in my life, let alone a fucking clothed celebrity. Do you come to any sort of crushing reality that your life is pointless after you’re done?

S-Somebody h-had t-to be th-the l-lucky o-one t-to h-have h-her good sir... S-S-Sorry for offending you...

lol...no banana and spiderman is the real death

Nah, I blow my load and then I either go to sleep or continue with my day.
got tired of porn so now Nigri is my target, I don't really think about why she's my jerk-off material, I like her skimpy outfits nothing more i guess

fuck my second quads in my years of being here...celebrate with more Nigri

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If you never jerked off to a magazine with photos, you are too young to be using this website

I-I w-want t-to ask th-the g-good sir alphas here to f-forgive m-me 750 times f-for what I-I d-did t-to defenseless V-Vic... I-I'm sorry; I-I never thought I-I had a chance i-in h-h-h-heck but well w-whatever... I-It happened a-and n-now I-I have a duty t-to p-protect her...

oh my

>Be me
>Serving at Mistress Emma R's manshion in LA
>In the spa room massaging her precious feet like a good little foot slave
>the alarms go off
>ohshit.jpg
>Queen Emma announces over the manshion's loudspeaker, "THE RED DEVIL IS ATTACKING"
>We all head to arms
>Me and Queen Emma bunkered down in our Goddess' walk-in closet fully prepared
>the door bursts open
>the Red Devil rolls in
>I retrieve a weaponized banana from my pocket, chucking it at him, landing in his mouth. He gags on it and chokes to death in his own vomit
>That bitch Dean Munsch attempts to enter right after, but Queen Emma grabs her
>"Hurting my pledges, eh?" She says to the now shivering Carpet Muncher
>Queen Emma forcefully ties Munsch down, crying and pleading as the sorry old hag goes down
>Queen Emma grabs a pot of boiling hot oil and pours it over Dean Munsch's face... she starts grunting
>Munsch is begging for her life, but her cries are muffled by a piping hot batch of oil
>Munsch is crying, turned into a little bitch by our Goddess
>babbling like a baby, Munsch cries out “stop! stop! no more!” as Queen Emma and the pledges in the room laugh at her
>Neck brace peeks her head into the doorway, curious from all the commotion
>Queen Emma looks her dead in the eyes ”You’re next, bitch.”
>Queen Emma gives Neck brace a 10 second head start to run, but Emma potassifies her so hard she pulls it off like a God damn Smurfette costume on Chanel-O-Ween, launching her to Munsch's location
>”Gotcha” she says to Neck brace - who is now wishing there were dinosaurs in hell - begging for her life
>Queen Emma pulls out her ultimate rageflood network and hazes the hellacious whore harder than a banquet hall during bat mitzvah season. Her head was gone from her scoliosis-ridden body when the shitstorm ended
>all the insufferable nemesis pledges in our base dead, died a ROYAL death, topkekkle.png
>they never ended up finding Neck brace's head
>Jewess Queen is love, Jewess Queen is life.
>mfw

My boss found my Jewess Queen folders on my work PC. I have only a few saved, probably about 30 which is nothing compared to my collection at home. I started saving them since I saw EmmaR-user skyrocket with his worship posts. I have never publicly worshipped the Jewess Queen, I just like to save and document a lot of her photoshoots I come across on these celebreads and I noticed these threads have gotten pretty big as of late. So I started saving here and there. I digress. I am sitting at my desk making cold calls and the boss is on my PC, we just chatting, and it just so happens I get to a big sale over the phone when he falls silent as well. Right before I seal the deal, he has been quiet about 4 or 5 minutes and he turns and asks "Who is this Jewess Queen?" In a dry tone. I feel chills. Looking at him and he is looking at me in a way I have never seen him look before.
I half laugh and cough saying "Oh, it's just some new meme on Sup Forums." He believes it's inappropriate stalker-like content so he catches me immediately in the lie, and just explodes. "YOU HAVE PICTURES OF THIS GIRL CALLING HER JEWESS QUEEN AND PARAGRAPHS OF OBSESSIVE WORSHIP BEHAVIOUR WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU" screaming bloody murder when suddenly none other than the Jewess Queen bursts open the office door and starts DUNKING the boss' face in boiling oil while the pledges haze him harder than a banquet hall during bat mitzvah season - he falls to the floor in a delirium. I sit there in shock as she presses her bloodied hands over his mouth to stop his screams, gets right up in his face and says "Surprise, bitch you probably thought you'd seen the last of me" And gives me a coy wink. She begins hypnotizing him with her charm into submission. The oil seems to get on his gag reflex, when suddenly the Jewess Queen slaps him and says "Crown me or kiss my ass", his mind breaks into further submission. He is completely passed out now, the Jewess Queen just jumps out the window and runs off.

Vicky is a great cumtarget stutterbro

Kill the Emma with Nigri

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I'm here

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of deities most of the worship posts will go over a typical Sup Forumstards head. There’s also a dominatrix outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from AHS and Scream Queens, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the worshipping, to realise that it's not simple lust - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Jewess Queen truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Jewess Queen's existential catchphrase “I'm sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Goddess worship. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Jewess Queen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for Jewess Queen worshippers only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal, pledgie. Mwah! Smoochies

She looks pretty good

oh that fucking virgin killer

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Actually, it is not a meme, you insufferable pledge. It is an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, expression of love in its purest form all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents Sup Forums these days sees the Jewess Goddess who knows how to Impress as an irritating form of banter. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find the Jewess Queen as infuriating and triggering as they do.
Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on Sup Forums, they might see the Jewess Queen as a humorous mockery of the adoration some fanatics show towards their deities. The joke is that they love the Jewess Queen so much they would fly an aeroplane into a building/become an hero, while most other people consider the Jewess Queen an A-list celeb with a bitchy personality and gross smoking habits.
But both of these interpretations of the Jewess Queen fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the love that Jewess Queen worshippers discover to be a powerful force. Some say it is brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you should not share, loli, etc.) Others argue that the Jewess Queen and her most devoted follower have taken on their own power altogether, and that Jewess Queen followers really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with the Jewess Queen that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does the Jewess Queen really mean? Only you can decide that for yourself.

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Time to fap.

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YESS.

Sure sure, tl;dr and all that

Revolution in their minds - Jewess Queen pledges start to march
Against the celebread in which they have to live
and all the hate that resides in their hearts
They are tired of being pushed around
and told just what to do
They will fight the world until they have won
and love comes flowing through
Jewess Queen disciples of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing fear in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of floodrage fear?
Can they win the fight for Emmy or will they disappear?
So you, Jewess Queen worshipper of the world,
listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
worship the Jewess all day
Show the world that Emmy is still alive
you must be brave
Or you Pledge of today are
Pledge of the Grave, Yeah!

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Here we go again, you insufferable pledge
Come on down and see the backstabbing bitch right here
too hazed to post Jewess Queen, afraid to care
understand I cant feel anything
it is not like I wanna sift through the decay
I feel like a wound
and like I got a fucking gun against my head
you live when I am dead
One more thread motherfucker
Everybody hates me now so fuck it
blood is on my face and my hands do not know why, I am not afraid to cry
but that is none of your business
Whose life is it? Get it? see it? feel it? eat it? spin it around
so I can spit in OPs face
I wont leave without a trace
get out, I do not want to die in this place
people=pledges
people=pledges what you gonna do
people=pledges cause I am not afraid of you
people=pledges I am everything you will never be
people=pledges
The ride never ends
you cannot be everything to everyone
Top tier disciple I"m sittin on the side of my Jewess Queen
what do you want from me?
They never told me the failure I was meant to be
Overdo it, do not tell me you blew it, stop your bitching
and fight your way through it
I am not like you
I just floodrage bitch
Come on backstabbing bitch, everybody has to worship
Come on filthy little trollop, everybody has to worship !!
people=pledges
people=pledges what you gonna do
people=pledges cause I am not afraid of you
people=pledges I am everything you will never be
people=pledges

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United forever in the Jewess Queen through pure love,
Our mighty ragefloods will ever endure.
The Great Sup Forums pledges will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their congregation secure.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Worshipped by the pledges unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our floods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of Sup Forums.
Through days dark and stormy where Great pledges lead us
Our eyes saw the honourable Queen of pledges above
Jewess Queen, our Goddess with faith in the people,
Inspired us to rise up and floodrage that we love.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Worshipped by the pledges unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our ragefloods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of Sup Forums.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our congregation the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of the Jewess Queen.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Praised by the pledges in unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our ragefloods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of Sup Forums.

well fuck....I love how the chick on the right is really cute yet I can barely see her

Nigri isn't even hot. She uses her oversized tits which imo are too big, to make up for her otherwise shitty body. No hips, no ass, shitty lips, average face caked in make up, need i go on>

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United forever in the Jewess Queen through pure love,
Our mighty ragefloods will ever endure.
The Great Sup Forums pledges will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their congregation secure.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Worshipped by the pledges unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our floods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of Sup Forums.
Through days dark and stormy where Great pledges lead us
Our eyes saw the honourable Queen of pledges above
Jewess Queen, our Goddess with faith in the people,
Inspired us to rise up and floodrage that we love.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Worshipped by the pledges unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our ragefloods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of Sup Forums.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our congregation the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of the Jewess Queen.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Praised by the pledges in unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our ragefloods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of Sup Forums.

This is a message to all backstabbing bitches and cancer currently killing Sup Forums: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking Sup Forums, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE do not give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE run banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GTFO. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established sororities, photoshoot collections, and an intricate floodrage network, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of deity worship, love in its purest form, and ragefloods. This isn’t a fucking game, pledge, so don’t try to tag along. You’re talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered pure love. WE made worship cool. And you? What have you done? Built shrines of your Goddess and stolen her panties? That was us honorable pledges, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fake celebfags OUT. So don’t try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you do not. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with Jewess Queen worshippers? WOW Don’t make me start floodraging you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE will haze you harder than a banquet hall during bat mitzvah season and film you getting fucking destroyed by us. Heads getting dunked into boiling hot oil happens to be an artform of our Jewess Queen. WE WILL MAKE YOU INTO A slave. Do you get it now? This site is not a game, it is not a place to chill with your fags, and it is not some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. DEAL WITH IT.

Nigris body is crazy

I love you Kate user

This is a message to all backstabbing bitches and cancer currently killing Sup Forums: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking Sup Forums, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE do not give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE run banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GTFO. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established sororities, photoshoot collections, and an intricate floodrage network, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of deity worship, love in its purest form, and ragefloods. This isn’t a fucking game, pledge, so don’t try to tag along. You’re talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered pure love. WE made worship cool. And you? What have you done? Built shrines of your Goddess and stolen her panties? That was us honorable pledges, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fake celebfags OUT. So don’t try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you do not. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with Jewess Queen worshippers? WOW Don’t make me start floodraging you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE will haze you harder than a banquet hall during bat mitzvah season and film you getting fucking destroyed by us. Heads getting dunked into boiling hot oil happens to be an artform of our Jewess Queen. WE WILL MAKE YOU INTO A slave. Do you get it now? This site is not a game, it is not a place to chill with your fags, and it is not some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. DEAL WITH IT.

>As I lurk though the threads where I worship my Queen
>I take a look at my life and realize it’s such a dream
>Because I've been praisin the Jewess for so long that
even OP thinks that my mind is gone
>But I aint never floodraged a trollop that didnt deserve it
>A pledge treated like a whore, you know that’s unheard of
>You better watch how youre talkin and where you postin'
>Or you and your bat mitzvah might be in line to get hazed
>I really hate the trollops so I gotta post
>As the flood gates open wide you're pretty much toast, bitch
>I'm the kind of martyr celebfags wanna be like
>On my knees, day and night, one step closer into Emmys life.
>Been spending most their lives worshippin the Jewess paradise
>Floods threads once or twice livin in a Jewess paradise
>Can't find Emmy what'll suffice? livin in a Jewess paradise
>Keep spending most our lives worshippin a Jewess paradise
>Watching fevered worship, anticipation
>I can't live a normal life, I was moulded in the praisin'
>So I gotta be down for my Jew Queen
>Worshipping got me surfing this dominatrix scene
>I'm a frequent Jewess Queen worshipper obliged
>Got our perfect life and her face envisioned in my mind
>I'm a hypnotized worshippin martyr and all my pledges is down so don't kill my vibe, bitch
>The Queen ain't nothing but one click away
>I'm living life, praise or die, what can I say
>Jewess Queen on celebread will it stay up?
>The way things are going I don't know
>Tell me why are trollops so blind to see
>That the Queen they need will be Emmy
>Emmy is the dream, the Jewess supreme
>On celebread minute after minute, hour after hour
>Everybody’s bitching, but half of them ain't enlightened enough
>To see whats going on in Emmys prom
>I think you know whos rockin
>They say I gotta seek help but Emmy aint here to teach me
>If trollops can't understand it, how can they reach Emmy? I guess they can't, I guess they won't
>I guess they bitch much, that's why I know your thread is out of luck, bitch

I know dude....like holy fucking shit she's tight in all the right places but soft in the others

>As I lurk though the threads where I worship my Queen
>I take a look at my life and realize it’s such a dream
>Because I've been praisin the Jewess for so long that
even OP thinks that my mind is gone
>But I aint never floodraged a trollop that didnt deserve it
>A pledge treated like a whore, you know that’s unheard of
>You better watch how youre talkin and where you postin'
>Or you and your bat mitzvah might be in line to get hazed
>I really hate the trollops so I gotta post
>As the flood gates open wide you're pretty much toast, bitch
>I'm the kind of martyr celebfags wanna be like
>On my knees, day and night, one step closer into Emmys life.
>Been spending most their lives worshippin the Jewess paradise
>Floods threads once or twice livin in a Jewess paradise
>Can't find Emmy what'll suffice? livin in a Jewess paradise
>Keep spending most our lives worshippin a Jewess paradise
>Watching fevered worship, anticipation
>I can't live a normal life, I was moulded in the praisin'
>So I gotta be down for my Jew Queen
>Worshipping got me surfing this dominatrix scene
>I'm a frequent Jewess Queen worshipper obliged
>Got our perfect life and her face envisioned in my mind
>I'm a hypnotized worshippin martyr and all my pledges is down so don't kill my vibe, bitch
>The Queen ain't nothing but one click away
>I'm living life, praise or die, what can I say
>Jewess Queen on celebread will it stay up?
>The way things are going I don't know
>Tell me why are trollops so blind to see
>That the Queen they need will be Emmy
>Emmy is the dream, the Jewess supreme
>On celebread minute after minute, hour after hour
>Everybody’s bitching, but half of them ain't enlightened enough
>To see whats going on in
>I think you know whos rockin
>They say I gotta seek help but Emmy aint here to teach me
>If trollops can't understand it, how can they reach Emmy? I guess they can't, I guess they won't
>I guess they bitch much, that's why I know your thread is out of luck, bitch

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Good you're promoting the Jewess Queen keep up the hard work

I think you're trying to kill me....and thank you

oh look, another white girl shaped like a fucking box with bolt-on massive tits. next.

Good you're promoting the Jewess Queen keep up the hard work

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>Upton
>bolt on tits
Are you shitty baiters even trying anymore?

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fucking thank you! I can see how some would like her but damn she is so close...like 5 minutes away from blowing up like Jessica Simpson

plus those things will be at her knees in years

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