GF broke up with me last night... she checked in with my today to see how I was doing

GF broke up with me last night... she checked in with my today to see how I was doing.
Trips decides what i write back

said you are banging a hooker to cure yourself

fuck, so close

well, i would be better if you were sucking on my micropenis

Missing you

This is why I don't pursue relationships. I would be absolutely crushed if a woman broke up with me then said "how are you doing"? at least have the cutesy to be a bitch to me so I can get over you.

well, i would be doing better if you were sucking on my dick
>edit

look i had sex with your brother, i still love you and hope you can forgive me, if you want i will let you play with my asshole, maybe even give me a rim job

I'm going to get a gun and shoot up the nearest mall if you don't get back with me you fucking cunt

dont reply, in fact just block her number and move on; dont let her play pussy games with you son

if trips, "Sounds like you don't have a good sense of how much time and space is appropriate.Think more carefully before talking to me again."

*courtesy

interesting response

one re roll

I'm all better now, jessica made sure of that

Please take me back, I'm a loser and will kill myself if you don't

Trips for a thread like this? good luck newfag

rol

Nigger nigger wakka wakka rape rape piss out my ass.

I'm turning gay now. nohomo

Fuck you cuntwhoremcsnigglepoof

I slept with (insert best friends name here) last night. She’s tighter than you and let’s me do anal. All things considered, I’m doing pretty great. How about you?

If you don't take me back ill rape you

tell her youre fine and not to text unless she wants sex

You know i was feeling pretty down but this chick i met yesterday at the mall made it all better

ask for dubs or a specific number fag
>if trips, rolin for

u say nothing. idiot.

I raped my cat

...

Not good at all.

GRANT ME YOUR ORGANIC PUSSY JUICE SO THAT I MAY GAIN IRREGULAR MUSCLE UPGRADES

Dont reply. Become a better person by moving on user. It's gonna be hard but eventually you'll be a soulless bastard like some of us. Then you'll realise how to be Alpha more and that using women =profit. God speed and good luck Sup Forumsro

I cut my testicle off and ate it

NOTHING

You fuck horribly and i cant wait until youre dead

I need space = I'm fucking some one else
Just satin bro

great. your sister has been very helpful in this rough time for me

Pee pee

I'm fucking your dad now, bye Felicia

This

unironicly this

Roll. Check quads

I will rape you

I think it's time to come clean
I fucked your dad.

Roll, don't be a cuck

Banging a trap to get over you

your mom is a really fucking decent lay, lose my number nerd

My micro penis misses you

Trips

IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF. FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS RELATIONSHIP BULLSHIT, FUCK THIS LIFE, FUCK THIS WORLD, IM GONNA OD ON THAT FUCKING HEROIN MY SIDE CHICK GAVE ME, AND LIVE STREAM IT TO YOUR FUCKING ASS. IM GONNA KILL MYSELf

fuck off cunt

111 get

I rape niggers

never talk to this person again. You are getting played. She's toying with you to feed her own ego. Vanish. you will fuck her up if you do. She's trying to hurt you. turn the tables.

Can u gimme dick sucking tips? I have a Grindr date in an hour

rollar

Would be better if you were on mt dick

Dub dubs of truth

Can we have break up sex, just one last time..

Not trips, newfag.

Winner

I raped a baby last night

I am ok, discovered that I am gay.

I still love you and I cant live without you. Please take me back. I beg you I feel so lonely and desperate

This has my vote

I will rape your cat

WINRAR WINRAR

I will give you every cent I make from now until I die just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie

"Pretty good. Just planning your rape."

roll

I will fucking murder you don't ever text me again

rolll

it's trips stupid faggot

I will piss nigger blood into your eye sockets

I got aids from a herpes from a hooker the other day. Wanna see

Eat a bag of dicks you stupid cunt.

I'm such a loser....you were right.....I'm gonna get drunk and try to kill myself

Reroll

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

"its funny how things work out, i actually met someone today. I guess it was good that you needed space. "

we have a winner.
do it, op

winrar

Kek kek kek

>being this new

Kek op better deliver

"How's the baby lol"

Winrar
Will be a weird message

Uh...winrar....how does this work now?

Da the guy pointing out trips rule got trips......

I don't think she'll understand that as a msg lol

OP here, i dont even?

Just ghost her man

None of your business, cunt.

tell her that you're on a trip and she's a stupid faggot.
closeenough

fucking blew it fag

Newfag OP says what was said. Not the mentioned message before because he didn't roll for it

Get that person to suggest something new with a pic showing those trips were theirs.

You can't make up this shit

lol, I just assumed without reading the post.
WINRAR WINRAR

Well, at least that will confuse the fuck out of her.
OP must reply "It's trips stupid faggot."